Classic Haymaker

I played this deck before Jungle was even released. It was unstoppable. I know that decks have really changed with the release of so many expansions, but how can I modify my Hay, while keeping it Electabuzz/Hitmonchan, and still win?  This deck has been losing a lot recently, especially against Scyther.

---Pokémon--- (13)
4x Hitmonchan
4x Electabuzz
3x Farfetch'd
2x Machop


---Trainers--- (24)
4x Bill
4x Energy Removal
4x PlusPower
3x Professor Oak
3x Super Energy Removal
2x Gust of Wind
2x Scoop Up
1x Item Finder
1x Computer Search


---Energy--- (23)
11x Fighting
9x Lightning
3x Double Colorless


Strategy
Dealing fast damage. That sure is going to be hard to do. This deck is so old. It really just doesn't work anymore. You can keep Hitmonchan and Electabuzz, but you'll need Mewtwo to pack you up. We'll make this a three color deck.

Pokémon
Okay, playing 4 of a Pokémon that doesn't evolve in a Hay variant went out of style a year ago. You should have enough drawing to make three work. Drop a Chan, and Buzz. As for Farfetch'd and Machop? Those went out of style before Pokémon began as a game. Get rid of them! There are better things.

Add 3 movie promo Mewtwos. Absorption is great. Psyburn can take out other Mewtwos and Hitmonchans. So many people play Ditto, take advantage of making Ditto's HP 30, by using Lt. Surge's Spearow. A PlusPower makes it an easy Ditto taker-outer. I guess one Scyther will work, we don't want to have to play double colorless, though.

Trainers
Let's got some more speed! Drop a Bill for an Oak. Add 3 Item Finders. Add 2 more Computer Search. Drop one PlusPower, three will work. Add a Nightly Garbage Run to get your energy back, and to prevent decking yourself. Get 3 Rocket's Sneak Attack in, to get a fast start and gain an advantage early in the game. Take out an Energy Removal for a Goop Gas, which is mostly for Erika's Dratini, Ditto, and maybe Mr. Mime.

Energy
We will have to go down to 17. 5 psychic, 5 fighting, 4 lightning, 2 rainbow, and 1 double colorless. W

Modern Potpourri
---Pokémon--- (11)
3x Hitmonchan
3x Electabuzz
3x Mewtwo
1x Lt. Surge's Spearow
1x Scyther
Wow, every Pokémon is a different color. Go for the weakness!

---Trainers--- (32)
4x Professor Oak
4x Item Finder
3x Energy Removal
3x Super Energy Removal
3x Rocket's Sneak Attack
3x Bill
3x Computer Search
3x PlusPower
2x Gust of Wind
2x Scoop Up
1x Nightly Garbage Run
1x Goop Gas Attack!
The three color deck makes RSA easier to take advantage of, since weakness advantages can be taken advantage of immediately to get an advantage fast.

---Energy--- (17)
5x Fighting
5x Psychic
4x Lightning
2x Rainbow
1x Double Colorless
One less lighting than others since Buzz needs one for both attacks.

-Ness
Jason Klaczynski