Standing within the newly renovated bunker, BondiBorg releases a slow, 
contented sigh. Only the finishing touches remain to make this place 
truly home. A massive stereo setup is due for delivery any day now and 
the security system had just been installed. Crates of weapons from 
Bondi's personal collection line the walls, waiting to be unpacked and 
hung up. All of the partitions have been built to create more rooms 
within the space, though the storage room in the back has yet to be 
cleaned out.

Taking a seat behind the counter, Bondi kicks his legs up and relaxes. 
The electrician he hired for his rather eccentric security system had 
just left, looking somewhat wary. Apparently, the poor guy was 
convinced the system would be launched on him while he exited. 
Obviously, Bondi had no intention of doing so, but felt much better 
having a secure area to relax in. Then again, nothing stays tame around 
here for long...

*WHUMP*

*CRASH*

*TINKLEtinkletinkle*

"Holy...what's that fuzzball doing now!?"

Quickly jumping up and heading to the storage room, BondiBorg already 
knows the cause of the sound. Namely, his Umbreon, who seems to be the 
living embodiment of mischief and chaos. The same Umbreon that, at the 
moment, was looking quite sheepish, surrounded by ceramic shards from 
an antique lamp that Bondi had never seen before in his life.

"Have you been stealing from the neighbors again?"

Umbreon looks shiftily from side to side, apparently trying to find the 
best escape route.

"Hey, listen, I don't really like the neighbors either. But if you MUST 
break their stuff, can't you at least do it over where I don't have to 
clean it up?"

Umbreon puffs up his fur a bit, then fades into the darkness, using his 
stealth tricks to escape further scrutiny. While it seems to be a 
perfect disguise at first, little glimmers of motion give away his 
position every time he makes a quick movement. Rolling his eyes, Bondi 
turns around to head back up front.

Standing beside the front counter is a girl in her late teens, with 
black hair and blue eyes. Dressed in a black buttondown shirt and a 
skirt of reasonable length, the most notable thing about her clothes 
were her thigh-high leather boots. Pleasantly surprised to see a female 
Pokémon player, seeing as the amount of them seems to be far too low, 
Bondi walks up to greet her. In doing so, he notices that he's almost a 
foot taller than she is, a fact she seems to be rather embarrassed 
about.

"What can I do for you, ma'am?"

Kurai: "I turned up around Pojo recently, and figured my deck could use 
some work. It's been a while since it got much attention."

BondiBorg: "If you'll follow me to the deck repair room, I'll take a 
look at it."

The titanium door at the entrance to the bunker swings open, and coming 
in through it is the mailman. Waving to Bondi as he sets the mail down 
on the counter, the mailman exits. The door has barely closed when an 
explosion rocks the bunker, and a scream fades into the distance.

BondiBorg: "UMBREON! I told you to leave that security system alone! 
It's not a playtoy!"

Looking rather startled, Kurai glances at the furry Pokémon behind the 
counter, resting a paw on a small black button. Bondi turns to reassure 
her, not wanting to scare off a customer.

"Don't mind Umbreon, he's always doing stuff like that. Oh, and about 
the mailman...don't worry about him too much, I think he's going to 
land a few blocks away, probably around East Maple Street."

With that, Bondi continues into the deck repair room.

-----
I know the deck's not tourney legal, but I hate restrictions. The only 
things I stand by are having had Sneasel, Slowking, and EX Umbreon 
banned. x__x;

------------------------------------------------------------------------
--------------------
02 Ditto (Fossil)
01 Cleffa (NeoGen)
02 Clefairy (Base)
01 Clefairy (NeoGen)
02 Clefable (Jungle)
03 Eevee (promo L7)
01 Eevee (Jungle)
03 Espeon (NeoDisc (the Psybeam one))
01 Dark Espeon

02 Erika
02 Mary ('unno, I just feel weird using Bills in a Neo-EX environment; 
keeps me from decking for a bit longer, though.)
01 Professor Birch (Best. Supporter. Ever.)
02 Sabrina's Gaze (I like it much more than Elms XP)
01 Master Ball
02 Pokémon Trader
02 Nightly Garbage Run
02 Item Finder
01 Computer Search
01 Warp Point ('unno, I just feel weird using Gusts in a Neo-EX 
environment)
02 Clefairy Doll (I like to freak people out with arcane and pointless 
cards.)
02 Gold Berry
01 Hyper Devolution Spray

02 DCE
21 Psychic Energy
------------------------------------------------------------------------
--------------------
I'm not entirely sure that this deck even *has* a strategy.... I just 
love Clefable, Ditto, and Espeon.... I would've sent you my Crobat 
deck, but I took it apart last week.... x__x
------------------------------------------------------------------------
--------------------
..... Be gentle. o____o

—Kurai "Don't Keel Meeee~" Tenshi

-----

Hmm...arcane and pointless, eh? I've got a couple of fun ideas for you, 
then. ;)

I'll start off by tightening up the Pokémon lines, but don't worry, I'm 
not going to change them too much.

Pokémon 15
03 Cleffa (NeoGen)
03 Clefairy (NeoGen)
03 Clefable (Jungle)
02 Eevee (NeoDisc)
02 Espeon (NeoDisc {Holo})
02 Ditto (Fossil)

Now then, on to Trainers. This will be the biggest overhaul of the 
deck...I'm going to keep the fun atmosphere of the deck, but try to 
improve it enough that it has a shot at winning a tourney. ^_^

Trainers 32
04 Computer Search
04 Item Finder
03 Professor Oak
03 Lt. Surge's Secret Plan
03 Lass
03 Rocket Sneak Attack
02 Super Energy Removal
02 Energy Removal
02 Pokémon Nurse
02 Gust of Wind
02 Healing Field
01 Town Volunteers
01 Switch

Finally, the Energy. I'll explain the strategy afterwards.

Energy 13
07 Psychic
04 Recycle
02 Double Colorless

There you go. ^_^

Lt. Surge's Secret Plan will help to worry and confuse the opponent; it 
allows you to put any card from your hand face-down onto your bench and 
treat it at as a Basic Pokémon until the event that you absolutely must 
know what it is. This means if it takes damage, or attempts to retreat. 
The idea here is to put Recycle Energy (already good with 
Clefable/Pokémon Nurse) onto your bench using Secret Plan, then load 
other Recycle Energies onto it. The opponent will think you're powering 
up another main hitter, then do whatever they have to in order to ping 
it and see what the card really is. Then all the Recycles bounce back 
to your hand, leaving them surprised and off-balance. Espeon takes out 
high-energy opponents, Clefable takes out low-energy opponents. Ditto 
cleans up the rest.

Good Luck!
-----

After Bondi and Kurai emerge from the deck repair room, Umbreon is 
curled up on the counter, asleep. Treading lightly so as not to wake 
him, the two of them head towards the exit. There is a faint, barely 
audible click, which causes Bondi to dive for Kurai, knocking her to 
the ground. He then rolls to the side, laying flat. Less than a second 
after they have hit the ground...

*SPROING*

A trapdoor on the wall opens up, launched from within is a squad of 
highly-trained flying attack weasels, propelled by a Weasel-Pult©. They 
zoom by, mere inches above Bondi and Kurai, then slam headfirst into 
the wall on the other side of the room. Falling to the floor, all of 
the weasels have been knocked unconcious. Rolling to his feet and 
muttering under his breath, Bondi glares at Umbreon, who now has a paw 
pressed to the little red button on the control panel.

"Don't. Do. THAT!"

Umbreon snickers, then jumps off the desk and runs into the back room. 
BondiBorg turns to Kurai, still on the floor and looking rather shocked.

"Ehh...sorry about that. But, hey, it could have been worse. Those 
weasels find the most uncomfortable places to gnaw on."