Gotta love this site!  Well..now to the actualy subject.  I've gotta
thank Scott Gerhardt and Ryan Truong for creating the most powerful deck in
the world( this is my opinion).  Of course, i'm referring to the poupourri. 
Since this deck uses 4 types (if splashing in Scyther counts) I call this the
Four Wheel Drive, because of the 4 types used and its INCREDIBLE speed. I
played this deck at my local Pokemon League store at the Toys 'R Us in
Sterling, VA.  It was on November 9, and it's on every Tuesday. What's worst
is that both of our Gym Leaders were sick, so a normal employee covered for
him pretty adequately. No offense, but the Gym Leaders don't seem that
competitive and usually lose to our older players.  Here's the deck and then
the report.

Four Wheel Drive
Energy:Should be 23
7 Psychic Energies
6 Electric Energies ( meant to have 7, but i was in a brain freeze)
7 Fire Energies ( meant to take 1 off of here)
3 DBC Energies

Trainers: I think 23...
3 Bills
3 Prof. Oaks
3 Energy Removals
3 Super Energy Removals
2 Poop...er Scoop Ups
1 Comp Search
2 Energy Retrievals
3 PlusPowers
3 Gust of Winds

Pokemon: I don't think I have enough of the good stuff
3 Electabuzzes( too bad I usually get tails) :(
3 Mr. Mimes (screw that fattie over)
2 Scythers( i'm trying to get another one)
2 Fossil Magmars(extremely cheap, even its first attack messes up most 'mon)
3 Doduos( a fairly good and very cheap staller)
1 Dodrio ( BIG help and pretty much no drawback)

The Report:
    Obviously there's no prize, your goal to get more points. Since I don't
know any actual tournaments, this is as close I can get.

Round1: Ryan Richie w/Modifed Haymaker
    Great guy, he's a talented player. But whenever I play him he usually
gets energy trouble. He also swaps out removals and gusts for potions and
super potions. Here's how it went.
    I open up wit' Scyther and him a 'Chan. Realizing the threat he starts
pumpin' up his benched Scyther. I took it out by turn 3 with some help with
pluspower and double colorless. Scyther comes up and slashes.  I retaliate
w/SER, stripping away his DBC and electric energy, then slashed back. After
taking his Scythe, his flow of energy stops and brings up 'Buzz and paralyzes
Scyther. So I keep pumpin' my 'Buzz up. He thunderpunches and does only 30. I
scoop up scyther and send out 'buzz wit' a pluspower. Then two turns later, I
bring up scyther and started slashing away his Machops and 'Chans.  He gives
up wit 6 prizes and 2 left for me.

Round 2: Viet w/Psychic and Water
    Viet wanted me to fight him first, but I disregarded. We're always at
each other's throat. Originally he barely wins against my raindance because I
deck myself too many times. After he tasted and conceeded the first time to
this deck, he developed a "special deck" to go against me.  Obviously he
plans to take out my mimes and magmars. Problem is that I never even got them
out....
    I open up wit' Doduo and him Lapras. He goes first(by the way, I almost
ALWAYS go second)and water guns. I had a Search and electric energy so I
looked for 'buzz. Slapped him down wit' an energy and removaled on his Lapras
and it was his turn.  He keeps the pressure on and water guns for another 10.
 I slapped down another energy, retreated Doduo, and dealt only 60 because of
tails. He water guns and keeps building  up Jynx in the bench. Next, I got
scyther, energized him, and thundershocked for a kill. He double slaps and
does 10. I scooped 'buzz up and put DBC on him and slashed. He meditates. I
knew scyther's a goner, so i slashed again. He meditates for a KO.  I now
i've 2 'buzzes and bring one up wit' a pluspower for another kill. His second
Jynx comes up and lucks out with 2 heads on the slap. I SER on his Jynx and
punched him again for another 30. He flipped both tails, so I shocked for
another prize. I could've sworn he drew TOO many times. Shortly after he
conceeds and says i'm too good for him.  I think I had 3 prizes left.

Round 3: Adam w/Fire, at least that's all I saw( no offense)
    I've never know him because he's one of those young kids, but he plays
pretty well, at least against my friends.
    I started out wit' 'buzz and him a Charmander. He goes first but has no
energy. My turn, I shocked but no paralysis. He again draw no energy and it's
my turn. I punched for a victory. He had no bench and so I agreed to fight
him again.....

Round 4: Adam again w/Fighting and Grass
    I open up wit' scyther and him an odish and he hits first and paralyzes
scyther.  I slapped down 'buzz cheering scyther on and put an energy down on
scyther. He paralyzes me again. This is starting to annoy me.  I then put an
energy on 'buzz and its' his turn.  He spores, but no stun, finally.
I slapped a DBC and slashed right through his annoying li'l oddish. But once
the first one is gone, the next one is ready. So I scooped the stunned
scyther up and slapped him down wit' magmar. Another scyther helps fend off
the onslaught of 10 damage. Then I retreated and brought out Magmar and
smokescreens. He evoles it into Gloom and flips a heads and poisons 'mar.
Scooped up 'mar and scyther slashes.  Gloom then evolves into 'plume but has
only one energy. I kept slashing until magmar's ready for smoggin'. Then I
promote 'mar and KO'ed 'plume. He then gets 'chan out and dishes 20. I
reatreated 'mar and brought scyther out begins the masssacre.  All he had
left were 'Chops and 'Chans. He keeps retreating his 'Chops.  So I kept
slashing until Mime was ready to finish them off. I threw Mime up and started
meditating. After killing off 2 of them, Mime gets blown away but the next
one is ready. I finished off his last machop and 'chan.  Surprisingly, that
was the longest game i've ever played and I congratulate you for that, Adam.
P.S.- If i'm wrong about your name I'm REALLY sorry!!

Round5: Lee Richie w/Psychic deck(not stall)
    As you may guess, this is Ryan's older bro and a great player.  Our games
either go for a total blowout on the loser. 
    He starts out wit' Drowzee and me 'buzz. I actually won the flip and
shocked him but tails. He gives 'buzz some suffering with a pound. I finish
it off with a punch.  It got pretty blurry then but i remember gusting out
his 'puff and punched it. Then I realized that he building up for a 'tuff.
He does the wave and blows away 'buzz.  Then another 'buzz comes up and
massacres 'tuff. All he had on the bench was a Mewtwo and so he conceeds.
   
    My name's John Khaou and i'm 14 and live in Virginia.
    If anyone has questions, comments, or wants advice, contact me at
    hamsterjon@aol.com or you can IM if you have AOL.
    Oh yeah, my Gooey name is Hamsterbert but sometimes i change it to
Hamsterjon.