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Almost Hay
Johnny/Patriarch

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Somewhere, Out There
March 13, 2002

'Sup all! Well, you wanna know what I REALLY felt like doing after the WotC news? GO TO A TOURNAMENT! Luckily, this place has loads of luxuries for the Pokemon tcg player, playing-wise anyways. Well, hear is the deck I used: A signature of my old days playing in a lot of unlimited, although it still is a personal favorite. So without further ado, the decklist:


Almost Hay

Pokemon (18):

2 Electabuzz (Base)
1 Rocket's Zapdos (Gym Challenge)
1 Rocket's Scyther (Gym Heroes)
2 Scyther (Jungle)
1 Onix (Southern Islands)
2 Onix (Neo Genesis)
3 Steelix (Neo Genesis)
1 Scizor (Neo Discovery)
2 Sneasel (Neo Genesis)
3 Cleffa (Neo Genesis)

Trainers (22):

4 Pluspower
4 Gust of Wind
3 Professor Oak
3 Focus Band
3 Gold Berry
2 Prof. Oak's Research
2 Computer Search

Energy (20):

4 Rainbow
4 Lightning
3 Dark
3 Metal
3 Double Colorless
3 Grass

Now, before you start saying, "What in the world?! Who plays THAT?!" you must understand that I have always had a joy to play powerful decks that are unique in certain aspects. Certain, "Crap" like Scizor is one such card. Well anyways, here's how the tourny went:

Round 1: Vs Derrick (Donphan)

This game was interesting, but took a while. My pokes included Steelix and Sneasel in important KO's throughout the game. In the end, I won my first round of the tournament (1-0)

Round 2: Vs Robert (Sneasel/Slowking)

This game was challenging at points, but we both acknowledged that he had a problem of either not drawing the right card at the right time, or the wrong card at the wrong time. However, he made many important decisions that helped him throughout the match. He was also another great player, but in the end, I managed to defeat him (2-0)

Round 3: Vs Robby (Dark Downpour)

I must admit that at first, I was totally CONFUSED by this kid's deck. Sneasel/Feraligatr?! Wha?! As I began to realize that the deck could actually work, I managed to take pride in facing another rogue deck, especially considering that he was a younger player. However, a couple nervous moves jinxed his game (For example, retreating for a croconaw while I had a fully-powered Rocket's Scyther). While he did manage to pull some powerful KO's with cards like Sneasel, the game ended in my favor (3-0)

Round 4: Vs Taylor (Beatdown)

While my opponent seemed very well-seasoned in the Pokemon TCG, this game was such an easy breeze...for him, at least :p
Seriously, you would have had to have been there. He draws such an awesome hand...I draw crap. While I did have a cleffa, a FTKO on a sneasel via ditto kinda hurt my chances. worse, I didn't draw an energy to attach to cleffa o_O
I was getting beaten down for a while, until I got my own sneasel out into action. While I tried hard to hold 'em back, he managed to avoid decking out and KO'd a severely damaged Rocket's Zapdos. Oh well. Being the humbled good sport I am ^_-, it was still a gg (3-1)

T4 Single Elimination

Round 5: Vs Ryan (Slowking)
Curse that stupid Slowking! Don't worry, I'm merely joking! :)
This game kinda reminded me of the Taylor match, only funnier to look at. I sware, just 2 Slowkings screwed the match over, and BIG time.

I play Oak...
DENIED!

I play Gust...
DENIED!

I play Research...
GRANTED!

I play Computer search...
DENIED!

Man, oh man. Now I understand why it was banned in modified. Just NOT a fun card. While I realized why I gave up unlimited tournaments, that had to have been my funniest game in a while (3-2)

Aftermath: Well, in the finals game, Taylor barely won in what obviously seemed to have been one of their best games. When it came to decking, it seemed that Ryan's Slowking was his own undoing. Oh well, as we all lose, which is a better lesson than winning (Oh great! There's good ole Patriarch, covering up the fact that he's a L-O-S-E-R!). To be serious, I had a great time at this tournament! While a couple YGO-Pokemon trade regulations set up are unfair, it's more than worth it, as this is an ideal place for the Pokemon TCG, with some 2-3 DCI tournaments EVERY WEEK!

Props:
The owner, Mr. Chris
The Master Professors running the event
The players, of course!

Slops:
Jordan (another guy there) not bringing his, "supposed" complete set of YGO Metal Raiders. Then again, what about the time he said he owned four black lotus? Hmmmm, methinks there's some trickery in his talk!

For compliments, insults, online trades, and anything that is Pokemon or YGO, you can IM or E-mail me at:
thegreatcell@aol.com

OP: gotta love it!
~Johnny/Patriarch

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