FIRE
5. Flareon: Flamethrower is costly and
discards energy, but the 60 damage is worth it. The 70 HP is good too. All in
all, a nice card, second best Eeveelution. Rating: 7.3
4. Fossil Magmar: I don't like him as
much as the Base Magmar. However, he is still a very nice card, with a whopping
70 HP, the ever-annoying Smokescreen, and the excellent Smog attack, which does
20 damage with a Poison possibility. Taht makes him the only current non-Grass
card aside from Tentacruel to be able to do that. Rating: 8.3
3. Base Magmar: Raw power.....hoohoohoohoohahahahahaaaa!
This card is amazingly strong. 30 damage for two energy? 50 for three, one
discarded? Excellent! Rating: 8.7
2. Rapidash: Another amazing card. 70 HP
is nice, as is its basic form, Ponyta. Its Agility does 30 dmage with a shot at
near-invincibility! Stomp is good as well. Very good card. Rating: 8.8
1. Ninetales: Don't get me started. Fire
Blast is awesome, 80 damage with only one blinkin' energy discarded! Wonderful!
80 HP is very good, as are one retrat cost and Lure, a built in Gust of Wind.
This is a wonderful card, undoubtedly the best in the Fire field.
Finalists: Arcanine, Ponyta, Moltres,
Charmeleon
Trash Can: Charizard. See my awards
article for my opinion on the big dragon. Ugh.
Trash Can Close Calls: None. Vulpix is
forgivable because of 50 HP.
WATER
5. Seadra/Omastar: Both of these are some
of my very favourite Pokémon overall, and they are also great cards that don't
deserve to be overlooked. Both have Water Gun, which is extremely cheap as well
as powerful. Omastar might be a Stage 2, but I happen to think it is awesome.
Omanyte is a cool Basic, and Spike Cannon can deal massive damage with some
luck. Seadra is cool as well. It has Agility, which, like Rapidash's, gives this
speedster a shot at invincibilty while damaging at the same time. Ratings: 7.9
for Omastar, 7.6 for Seadra
4. Vaporeon/Poliwrath: Hands down,
Vaporeon is the best Eeveelution. He has the highest HP, as well as the best
attack, Water Gun, which can do up to a marvelous 50 damage. Poliwrath can
manipulate energy, as well as do massive damge with both attacks. It, too, has
nice HP.Rating: 8.2 for Vaporeon, 8.9 for Poliwrath
3. Gyarados: One of the heaviest hitters
in the game! Awful basic form and retreat, but his attacks are easily worth it.
Dragon Rage and Bubblebeam are AWESOME, giving this Watersnake a great
reputation among players. And his fantastic 100 HP can kep him battling a long
time. Rating: 9.7
2. Dwegong: I just love the Big Seal. He
is uncommon, and therefore far easier to find than Gyarados. Its basic, Seel, is
infinitely better than Gyarados' basic, that awful Magikarp. Dewgong does have
Gyarados' nasty three retreat cost, but that's the only bad thing about it. Ice
Beam is a fairly good attack, Paralyzing just like Gyarados' Bubblebeam, only it
does ten less damage for an adequate 30. Aurora Beam is great, dealing a
terrific 50 dmage with no catch attached, similar to Gyarados' Dragon Rage.
Overall, they are both great cards, but Dewgong, in my opinion, has the upper
fin because Seel is a heck of a lot better than that idiotic fish. Rating: 9.8
1. Blastoise: This guy is so amazing that
entire decks are built around him, and with plenty of good reason. His Pokémon
Power, Rain Dance, is truly awesome, as are his great 100 HP and brutally
powerful attack, Hydro Pump. Rating: 9.9
Finalists: Articuno, Lapras, Omanyte,
Golduck, Kingler, Seaking
Trash Can: Shellder! Its HP is pathetic.
Its attacks do no damage whatsoever, and the effects they do have are utterly
worthless. Its evolution, Cloyster, is absolutely horrid. Put simply, this is
one of the worst cards of all. Pity, because I personally like the little dude
in the game.
Trash Can Close Calls: Cloyster (yuk),
Magikarp, Goldeen
GRASS
5. Pinsir: Almost every type has a
raw-power Basic Pokémon, and Pinsir is no exception. He is almost as good as
his speedy counterpart Scyther, but slower since his attacks cost more. The
attacks themselves are great, though. Irongrip is decent and Guillotine lays
down some very heavy damage. Rating: 8.2
4. Butterfree/Beedrill: Both of these
cards are absolutely magnificent! They both have okay evolution lines, good HP,
free retreat, and amazing attacks. Butterfree's are Whirlwind, an okay
opponent-chosen Gust of Wind, and Mega Drain, which does huge damage and heals
Butterfree a lot in the process. Beedrill's are evenn better. He has the
Colorless coin-flipper Twinneedle and the fantastic Poison Sting, which also
does massive damage, this time Poisoning instead of healing. Excellent cards!
Ratings: 9.4 for Butterfree, 9.6 for Beedrill
3. Venusaur: This is a fantastic Stage 2
card. Its Pokémon Power, Energy Trans, is eternally useful, and it has a
massively damaging (yet costly) attack and a nice evolution line. As a capper,
its retreat is only two, compared to the whopping three that both its rivals
have! Rating: 9.7
2. Scyther: Without a doubt the game's
best Basic Pokémon, and easily the most versatile in the game. 70 HP is great
for a Basic, and a resistance to Fighting is always handy. To top it off,
Scyther also has a Colorless attack with a potential for 60 damage. Only bad
part is a weakness to Fire. Definitely deserves the praise he gets. Rating: 9.9
1. Muk: A wonderfully disruptive card.
This pile o' sludge is my favourite card in the entire game, no doubt about it!
It has the very best Pokémon Power in the game, Toxic Gas, which ignores all
other Powers! That's tremendously useful! His attack is decent, and his HP and
basic form are nice as well. Just fantastic! Rating: 10.0
Finalists: Nidoking, Golbat, Arbok,
Ekans, Grimer, Vileplume, Gloom, Nidorino, Venomoth, Koffing, Weezing, Tangela,
Nidoran Female
Trash Can: All of the Bellsprout line is
absolutely horrid, but the worst Grass card is Bellsprout herself. Vine Whip is
awful, and if you need Call for Family, try Nidoran Female or Oddish. They're
both much better.
Trash Can Close Calls: Victreebel,
Nidoqueen, Paras, Parasect
FIGHTING
5. Aerodactyl/Marowak: Couldn't choose.
Both Marowak's moves, Call for Friend and Bonemearang, are decent, and
Aerodactyl's Pokémon Power is magnificent. Both have semi-average HP. I prefer
Marowak, because there is nothing else good about Aerodactyl save for a
resistance to its own type, which is cool. Ratings: 7.0 for Marowak, 7.6 for
Aerodactyl
4. Machamp: An average card. Machoke is
horrid, but Machop is cool. 100 HP makes a surprisingly good stall. The Pokémon
Power is decent, dealing dmage even on the opponent's turn. And the attack is
nice as well. Be sure to have Breeder, though. Rating: 7.6
3, Primeape: Born to be wild-literally.
Primeape is one crazy white gorilla! His energy cost is high, but his attacks
are very good. Retreat is low, and HP is nice. All in all, this is my favourite
Fighting card, although not the best, and he definitely doesn't deserve to be
overlooked. Rating: 8.0
2. Hitmonlee: Although not half as fast
as his brother/ second cousin/former roommate and fellow Fighter Hitmonchan, his
attacks are just as good. His High Jump Kick is powerful, and Stretch Kick is
nice against Fight-resistant Pokémon.....which pretty much means half the cards
out there! Not a bad card at all, no sah! Rating: 9.0
1. Hitmonchan: Put simply, the speediest
Pokémon of all. Nice HP, powerful attacks, and amazing speed make up a great
Pokémon. Rating: 9.9
Finalists: Machop, Dugtrio, Golem,
Graveler, Diglett, Rhydon, Rhyhorn
The Trash Can: Kabuto is my personal
least favourite card in the game. The Power doesn't help much. Scratch is awful.
So is 30 HP. His evolution is bad as well. Oy ghevalt. This is just horrible.
Trash Can Close Calls: Machoke, Kabutops,
Geodude
ELECTRIC
5. Base Zapdos: Overrated, but very
powerful. Has nice HP, Fighting resistance, and semi-g0od attacks, but sucks way
too much energy. Retreat is horrid as well. Rating: 7.0
4. Fossil Magneton: Nothing good about
blowing yourself up, but this guy's Sonicboom is cool. (No Weakness or
Resistance? Woo-hooooo!) 20 more HP than the horrid Base one for a total of 80,
but it still has to evolve from that awful Magnemite. Rating: 7.3
3. Electabuzz: "WHAAAAAAAT!?!"
Yep, you read right. I personally depsie Electabuzz as a Pokémon, and the TCG
was no exception. Love the 70 HP, but he is way too vulnearble. Seriously, a
Diglett could absolutely destroy this thing! It is an energy-light Pokémon, but
Thunder Wave is only truly useful on the first turn and Thunderpunch is not
NEARLY as strong as it is said to be. Oh yeah...Fighting weakness. Sorry to all
those that use him, I am not insulting anyone, I am solely writing my
opinion. (No flame mail, please.) Rating: 8.7
2. Base Raichu: Nice Pokémon in general.
Nice HP, nice attacks, nice retreat, and very nice basic forms. All the released
Pikachu cards are decnt, and it's a tossup as to which to use. Rating: 8.8
1. Base Electrode: I really like this
card. His Pokémon Power is terrific, his attack is solid and his HP is nice. A
bad basic and Fishting weakness are the only cons to this bomb ball Pokémon.
Rating: 9.5
Finalists: All Pikachu, Jolteon, Fossil
Raichu
Trash Can: Voltorb! Becomes good, but is
awful in every aspect on his own.
Trash Can Close Calls: Jungle Electrode,
Base Magneton, Magnemite, Fossil Zapdos, all other English Electric Pokémon
PSYCHIC
5. Kadabra: Okay HP, a Recover move,
and abetter attack than its evolution! Great, the only drawback is an awful
retreat cost. Rating: 8.0
4. Promo Mewtwo: Strong basic. Energy
Absorption is cool, and 70 HP and Psyburn are very nice. Rating: 9.0
3. Alakazam: Good HP, so-so attack, and
an AMAZING Pokémon Power. Damage Swap is a very nice Power, but the rest is
so-so. Good enough for third-that Power is terrific! Rating: 9.5
2. Hypno: I love this card. No Pok Power,
but it has Dark Mind like Gengar and the very cool Prophecy. A weak basic is the
lone downside. Rating: 9.8
1. Gengar: Wonderful! Curse is an
excellent Pokémon Power, Dark Mind is a cool attack, and 80 HP, one retreat and
a fairly good evolution line are nice as well. Great card, second Psychic in the
entire game only to its Japanese counterpart the Darkness Gengar. Rating: 10.0
Finalists: Jynx, Mr. Mime, Base Haunter,
Fossil Haunter, Fossil Gastly
Trash Can: Base Gastly. I'm not even
gonna bother to explain. Read a blinkin' spoiler if you need to. This card is
downright horrible. And that's putting it mildly.
Trash Can Close Calls: Base Mewtwo,
Drowzee, Abra
COLORLESS
5. Fearow/Dodrio: Both are great. I
personally really like Ferow, he is immensely strong. Dodrio isn't very
powerful, but it has an amazing Pokémon Power, Retreat Aid, one of the best in
the game. Your active Pokémon's retreat is lowered by the number of
Dodrio on your bench! Both of these uncommon birds also have Fighting
resistance, free retreat, 70 HP and nice Basic Pokemon Ratings: 8.3 for
both
4. Dragonite: Combo it with the
aforementoined Dorio to make all retreats free using its PokéPower, Step In. A
quaint one retreat and a full 100 HP are both very cool, and its one attack,
Slam, can pound the opposition with some lucky coin flips. Rating: 8.3
3. Chansey: One word: Stall. Chansey's
got a massive 120 HP, great for decks focusing on that one word. Double-Edge
hurts both itself and the opponent massively, and Scrunch ain't bad either.
Rating: 8.6
2. Wigglytuff: If you have a full bench,
Do The Wave will pound the opponent, doing a massive 60 dmage! 80 HP is cool
too. A lot of people underrate her, but she certainly does not deserve to be.
Rating: 9.0
1. Clefable: Metronome is the game's BEST
attack. If you own the game, you'll know what this does. What the hey, I'll
explain. Put simply, it lets you use an opponent's move. Absolutely wonderful!
Oh yes, and 70 HP is cool too. Rating: 10.0
Finalists: Persian, Lickitung, Clefairy,
Jigglypuff, Spearow, Doduo, Dragonair
Trash Can: Pidgey Oh, come on, a double
colorless for a ten-damage, opponent-chosen Gust of WInd? Yuk!
Trash Can Close Calls: Meowth, Dratini,
Pidgeotto, Pidgeot
TRAINERS
5. PlusPower: This card works wonders. An
extra ten damage can make a huge difference. Rating: 10.0
4. Professor Oak. Sovles all your
problems. However, novices should use it carefully so as not to deck themselves.
Rating: 10.0
3. Gust of Wind/Switch: Both
miracle-workers. GOW is nice to blow out a low-HP Pokémon and defat it to stop
your opponent from evolving it or to earn a quick prize. Switch is a lifesaver
to high-retreating, ailing, or near-fainted Pokémon, or when you're in any jam.
Rating: 10.0 for both.
2. Bill: Card advantage by two! Great!
Rating: 10.0
1. Pokémon Trader: This card lets you
find the perfect card for the job without discarding more than one card, and the
only discarded card is one you don't need. Wonderful. Rating: 10.0
Finalists: Computer Search, Item Finder,
Energy Removal, Super Energy Removal, Energy Retrieval, Energy Search, Defender,
Full Heal, Pokédex, Recycle, Mr. Fuji, Scoop Up, Pokémon Breeder, Lass,
Gambler, Impostor Oak, Pokémon Center
Trash Can: Maintenance. I have absolutely
no clue as to why this card was made.
Trash Can Close Calls: Revive, Pokémon
Flute, Pokéball, Devolution Spray, Clefairy Doll, Mysterious Fossil, Potion,
Super Potion
Well, that's it! G'night everybody! (I had to say that.........)
The Mukmaster