We'll
report on these stories, but first, your Whether Report.
Whether Man: Okay ladies and gentlemen.
The Whether Man here with Mewtwo and Eaamudo to talk about Overpriced Japanese
Promos. Today, Trophy Kangaskan.
Mewtwo: I think you've been cloned.
Whether Man: That was random. Why would you think that?
Mewtwo: The fact that I don't have to do
the card trick, we aren't doing a Matrix entrance, and you actually translated
this card yourself.
Whether Man: Is there anything unusual
about that?
Mewtwo: Oh yeah.
Eaamudo: Ahem.
Whether Man: Oh, right. Let's look at the card:
Basic Colorless: Kangaskan
HP: 80
C:
10x
Flip 2 coins. does 10 damage times the
number of heads.
CCC:
30
Weakness: Fighting Resistance: Psychic
Retreat: 3
Level: 38
Whether Man: Classic example of a showcase card. My
advice: SELL HIM FAST!
Mewtwo: To get over ten dollars for this card is really
good considering that he's no where near as good as Jungle Kangaskan. I just
wish we could just get our hands on these things.
Whether Man: Too bad.
Mewtwo: What?
Whether Man: We may have caused a significant decrease
in the value of this card by putting a spoiler up.
Mewtwo: Eaamudo, care to participate?
Eaamudo: Sure. Okay, I guess I'll do the good points.
Wait, Mewtwo's right, there's nothing superior this card has compared to
Jungle Kangaskan. His cheap attack is worthless because he can't be put in a
evolution deck because of the more versitility of Jungle Kangaskan, and
Beatdown decks don't need him because of his 3 retreat.
Mewtwo: I don't know. People have put Lickitung in
Haymakers.
Whether Man: Well, I guess we said
everything nessesary about the card. Next week's topic: Oak VS. Sabrina's
Eyes. And now, the Traphic Report...
-The Whether Man