Double Team G vs. E PG-13 Starring: Vegeta , Piccolo, Evil Piccolo, and Good Vegeta Also guest starring Narrirator, Goku, Gohan, and Bulma By Dave Doss(Lord Dave) Dedicated to Laura: who likes piccolo so much, I had to kill him twice. She also edited the story for me A parallel universe warp hole sent two DBZ characters into the DBZ universe we know. These two characters are Piccolo, pure evil, and Vegeta, a nice and pleasant guy. They arrive where so many DBZ fights occur, in the plateaus. Upon entering, evil Piccolo and Good Vegeta are fighting. Evil Piccolo knows it's an alternate universe and fires a solar flare to blind his opponent and flies off to find someone evil to help him take over the world. Meanwhile at the Vegeta home, Vegeta is training. Bulma comes in. Bulma: Hey, Vegeta, I just detected a strange inter dimensional energy. Vegeta: So. Bulma: Well, two guys with really high powers came out and one is coming here. Vegeta: Good, let him come, I'll crush him like an ant. Meanwhile, Good Vegeta flies off and finds this earth's Piccolo. G.Vegeta: There you are, I've been looking for you. Your evil rein of terror ends here. I will defeat you with good and hope on my side. Piccolo: Hu? What are you talking about? G.Vegeta: You tried to destroy the earth and my friends in the name of Freeza. Piccolo: What? You seem to be mixed-up. It was you who came to Earth and killed me and my friends in the name of Freeza. G.Vegeta: What?! How dare you! You are the evil one and your such a coward. You fired a solar flare at me and ran after that weird hole in space opened. Piccolo: That never happened. G.Vegeta: If it didn't happen with you, then I must be in another universe. You have to help me. The other Piccolo, my Piccolo, is pure evil and will destroy your world. Piccolo: All right, we'll go and get him, to save the world. They fly off to find E. Piccolo. At the Vegeta Home: E.Piccolo arrives and Vegeta is there waiting. Vegeta: Well, if it isn't my old friend Piccolo. Come to join me, well id don't need you. I am a Saiyan warrior, I can't be defeated. E.Piccolo: Your not the Vegeta I know, your power level is much too high. You must be the Vegeta of this universe. Vegeta: So, another Piccolo, you're the high power I've heard so much about. E.Piccolo: I don't want to fight, but rather offer my help. Vegeta: Why would I need you help? E.Piccolo: To kill that goody good Vegeta from my universe and rule this one. Vegeta: Well, why not but just stay out of my way. They fly off to find the other Piccolo and Vegeta. Back at Piccolo and G.Vegeta. Piccolo: What happened on your world anyway? G.Vegeta: Three years ago 2 namek space pods came to earth. Piccolo and Himeagame. They wanted the Dragon Balls to wish for immortality. We fought them, and won, but I let E.Piccolo live. He vowed he would return. I died in the battle so the dragon balls and my other half, Goku, phased into another dimension. My friends went to the planet Vegeta to find there dragon balls. That's when they met Freeza. I was wished back and defeated Freeza, but Piccolo escaped to earth and we have been fighting ever since. And today, a strange energy opened up on space and brought us here. Piccolo: Hmmmmm. Well, we must find my evil counterpart and stop him. Then find a way to send you back to your dimension. One Vegeta is enough. Soon the two groups meet. Vegeta: Well, if it isn't Piccolo and my goody good counter part. We were looking for you. Piccolo: I see you joined up with my evil counter part. I always knew you were evil, but how could you. He wants to destroy us all and rule the world. Vegeta: I know, were partners. E.Piccolo: That's right you saps. Were going to rule this miserable world and send you two into the next dimension. Vegeta powers up into super Saiyan form. G.Vegeta does the same. (Piccolo vs. E.Piccolo) Piccolo rushes forward for the first attack and lets loose a barrage of punches and kicks, has all of them blocked, then flies up and fires a special beam. The beam misses and destroys a nearby mountain. E.Piccolo gets in close, puts his hands on Piccolo's head, and drains his energy. Piccolo falls to the ground. While E.Piccolo gloats, Piccolo fires another beam cannon and this time takes E.Piccolo down to the ground as well. (Vegeta vs. G.Vegeta) Vegeta lunges for the first attack, does a fake out and gives G.Vegeta a right cross. G.Vegeta recovers with a knee to the stomach for Vegeta. Vegeta summersaults and fires a chain of energy balls. G.Vegeta evades them and strikes V in the back of the neck with his fists. On his way down, Vegeta flips and smashes G.Vegeta in the face with his foot. Vegeta falls, aching in pain. G.Vegeta, bleeding from the lip, says," Hey Vegeta, if you leave, I won't have to destroy you." Vegeta replies" Thanks for the offer, but I have a better idea." Grinning like a mad man with a great idea, he plunges his fist into G.Vegeta's stomach and puts all the energy he has into an energy blast effectively putting a hole through G.Vegeta and destroying him. Vegeta: Hmph, what an insult to saiyans he was. He then watches the two Piccolos fight. Piccolo and E.Piccolo get up and eye each other. Then they both do an eye laser. Both beams hit on a single point and they are at a stand off. E.Piccolo puts more energy into it and manages to break the stalemate, but Piccolo dodged it in time, and his cape became the only casualty. Piccolo quickly retaliates with a blow to the gut for E.Piccolo. E.Piccolo easily blocks the rest of Piccolos hits and smiles in the process. Then with a quick kick, he sends Piccolo to the ground, again. Just then, Gohan enters, just in time to see Piccolo die by an energy beam from E.Piccolo. Gohan, gets mad and attacks E.Piccolo with all his rage. E.Piccolo doesn't suspect what's about to hit him, nor does he realize what hit him moments later. With E.Piccolo, sprawling on the ground, Gohan lunges for him again only to get a foot in the mouth. Gohan quickly retaliates and hits E.Piccolo repeatedly. E.Piccolo, unable to block, crouches on the ground after Gohan's relentless assault. Vegeta, seeing the carnage, fires a final flash at Gohan. It misses and vaporizes E. Piccolo, who's final words were "Crap." Gohan: Thanks Vegeta. Vegeta: I was aiming for you. And with that said, he flies up and crushes Gohan's head into the ground. Gohan gets up and kicks Vegeta in the face, sending Vegeta backwards. Vegeta then does a foot sweep, kicks Gohan while he is still in mid air and sends him up into the stratosphere where Vegeta does a Big Bang Attack and vaporizes the kid. Vegeta: I never liked him anyway, but that was too easy. Now I am the strongest warrior in the universe! I will rule! Narrirator: Vegeta has vanquished Piccolo, E.Piccolo, and G.Vegeta as well as Gohan. Will he truly rule the universe? NO! Goku will defeat Vegeta next time on Dragon Ball Z. Vegeta: HEY! YOU! I am Vegeta! How dare you speak that way about me. For that I will send you to the next dimension! Say high to Goku. With that, he fires twards us, the viewer, and you hear the Narrirator Screaming. Bulma, the new Narrirator, enters. Bulma: Next time on Dragon Ball Z, see both Piccolos duke it out in the next dimension. Piccolo: It's your fault were here you @#%&*%#@.! E.Piccolo: Hey you started it you stupid baka! Piccolo: No I didn't! G.Vegeta: Can't we all just, get along? E.Piccolo+Piccolo: NO! They then fire special beam cannons at G.Vegeta, sending him to a third, and unknown dimension... THE END!!!