Pojo's Magic The Gathering
Card of the Day
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Tuesday, April 1, 2003
Wrath of Hasbro
When Wrath of Hasbro comes into play, sacrifice 5
Wizards of the Coast Employees or sacrifice Wrath
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a counter on
Wrath of Hasbro.
At the end of your upkeep, target player
sacrifices 1 Wizard of the Coast employee for each
counter on Wrath of Hasbro.
Lose Control of Pokemon to Nintendo: Target
opponent must sacrifice 1/3 of all Wizards of the
"And they said it wasn't a 'Hostle
Reviewed April 1, 2003
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is a super rare Promo card to commemorate Hasbro
buying out Wizards of the Coast. The card
has long been kept a secret....until now. We
have been able to secure one of only 3 copies that
were ever printed. The card, very simple and
even unglued in nature, shows what would be the
future demise of Wizards of the Coast once the
Hasbro Corporate Machine got a hold of it.
card is playable, though.
Since "Wizards" and
"Wizards of the Coast Employee" are considered the
same creature type in the Oracle (Look it up!
It is!), this is the most ridiculous anti-Wizard
sideboard card ever made. Even if you're not
running Wizards yourself, all you have to do is
run Riptide Replicator or Volrath's Laboratory to
make them. At 7 mana, you own the game.
Sac 5, and bring in the big bad booty daddy of
hosers. There is nothing your opponent will
be able to do except sit there and cry like a
little girl. They just lose. Within a
couple of turns, the board is clear.
As this card was never
printed in a booster pack, they never had to worry
about it's limited impact, and thus never
playtested it for that environment.
This is a MUST PLAY!
I have never felt so strongly about any other
card. If you don't play it in every deck, then you
should just quit Magic. I mean, what the
heck is wrong with you!! I will personally
come track down every player that doesn't have
this in their deck and rip up their Black Lotuses.
Got it, bub? Don't take the car!! You'll
killllll yourself!!!!! Just goes to
show you... uh... whatever.
2x + 4z/r = SnC
Limited: Only by your imagination
This card shows the
incalculable costs of Hasbro's buyout of WOTC.
The Wizards deck just took a big hit, as you
can't keep Kai around any more to prevent your
opponent's dirty deeds. And with the loss of
Pokemon, your army takes a further hit. No way I
would play Wizards in any environment with this.
It's just too strong.
Wrath of Hasbro
Yeah it's rough when people get a hold of stuff
and start throwing their
constructed - bad for everyone
limited - yeah
Wrath of Hasbro has no
in game effect and if left in play too long it
completely removes any chance we have of seeing
any new sets, let alone the long anticipated
Constructed If you
already have enough cards and dont feel like
collecting more or keeping up with new sets you
may as well 4.20
Limited Hard to cast
and if you are playing limited chances are you
like to see some new sets 0.00
Wrath of Hasbro
I'm not sure the new
WotC combo deck is Tier I, but this is amazing in
the mirror. A bit overpriced, but it gets the job
Ltd.: Combo is
impossible to pull off unless you happen to draft
all 12 pieces.