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Chris
Gerhardt |
Planar
Chaos - uh...wtf? Okay, I've said this
before, and I'll say it again. Wizards of the
Coast has a little research and development group
called "The Random Card Division." This is
alongside "The Broken Card Division," "The Timmy
Card Division" and "The Eh Card Division,"
along with a few others. As you can see when
you look at Planar Chaos, it was designed by The
Random Card Division. Many Random cards
often share similar characteristics, which may
include (but are not limited to):
-
coin
flips
-
wacky
high casting costs
-
the
color red
-
demonstrate no clear advantage to a person over
their opponent if they played that particular card
-
the
word "Chaos" in its name
-
a
general ability to make the unlucky owner of it
either scratch their head, cry (especially if it's
a rare), or decide to use it for toilet paper
Now,
no one is quite sure why Wizards has this team, or
why they are actually paid money to commit these
crimes of cardness. One can only assume that they
are either a) retarded, or b) they are sick
sadistic fooks who find some kind of glee in our
disappointment. Maybe both.
And now, that being
said, on to my review:
No.
Constructed:
1
Limited: 1
Current Price:
$0.75 |
