guys!!!! I'm back reviewing cards! No, I didn't quit
Naruto. I just got busy with things like Brawl and
Pokemon Diamond/Pearl (email me at
firstname.lastname@example.org if you're interested in
battling me; I'm one of the best on Nsider). Anyway,
crappy introduction aside, I return reviewing my
favorite Naruto character. Today's card is Saggy
Boobs [Stuck on a Woman's Body], erm, I mean Tsunade
she's our normal Tsunade with a twist. Not only does
she fulfill any Leaf Rank that can be asked for on a
Jutsu, she also has 5/0 injured, which is a big step
up from 4 in terms of being a Head Ninja, since a 5
lets her team catch up with popular cards such as
Kabuto (you'll need a Dome Fossil to get him,
though) and Asuma. So, she has all the normal
Tsunade stats and more.
Boobs also has an ability that even makes [Big Tree]
bend over and beg for mercy. When she is sent out to
attack, she will heal a comrade for a mere single
Wind Chakra. Not only does this mean you can heal
some of the most powerful cards in your Deck (Temari,
AsuShika, Gaara, the Kazekage, BAKI), but you can
also restore effects and stats, not just health. You
can even block an opposing team, and then send it
out again with Tsunade in front and reverse the
damage done to the Head Ninja!
MENTION HER EFFECT IS VALID???????
hands-down 5/5 for this card. I'd love to see how
she changes the metagame.
It captures the mood of angry, saggy boobs while at
the same time looking really cool.
I sound like Tsunade when I yell. I'LL CRUSH YOU! I
also sound like Hilary Clinton at the same time.