“I guess all the good names were taken”

-Norman Osborne

Today’s card is the Scarlet Spider <> Spider-Man. And it’s fun to say with a Sean Connery accent. Go ahead. Do it right now.

“The Scharlet Shpider?! “Shpider-Man?!”

"I am Juan Schanchez Villalobosh Ramirezh, chief metallurgist to King Charlesh the fifth of Shpain."

“They shend on of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of theresh to the morgue. That’sh the Chicago way! That’sh how you get Capone”

Okay, you can probably stop doing that now.

I’m stalling because this card doesn’t have a good effect, at all. And worse, it’s only viable in (shudder) golden age.

Still it was good for a few laughs.

Well okay, maybe one and bit.

Sealed: 1/5

Constructed: 1/5

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Scarlet Spider <> Spider-Man

Back in the day, this was the 2 drop Spider-Man…

Scarlet Spider <> Spider-Man

Successor

Spider-Friends/2/2/3

Whenever a character named Spider-Man comes into play under your control, you may move it to your hidden area.

Yeah, see what I did there? I put an errata. It’s supposed to say Spider-Man. Because, you know, it would make a lot more sense.

So with this guy in play, all Spider-Man you own now have Concealed – Optional. Pretty nifty, but not all that useful. It can protect the cosmic Spider-Hulk, but other than that, it’s preferable to have the Spider-Man in the visible area.

But now that we actually have a real 2 drop Spider-Man, this guy’s not so good anymore.

In sealed, absolutely worthless. The only Spider-Man is a six drop. And Scarlet will not stick around until then.

Constructed: 2/5

Sealed: 1/5

Still a cool clone, if you ask me…

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