Top Ten Signs of Yu-Gi-Oh! Obsession~ KuroKarasu
Haha, well, I have decided to take a break on ranting about how great Command Knight is. Today, I am dealing with something that should be very fun: A Top Ten List involving Yu-Gi-Oh! Obsession! Okay, now that I'm done blabbing, on with the list!

10. You draw Duel Monsters on every piece of paper that you find- This is a definite sign, especially if you doodle Blue-Eyes White Dragon on homework.

9.You get the solution to the dueling puzzle every week- Either you are a CCG master in general, or you've become so obsessed that you've done one of these things for your own amusement in your spare time.

8. You have pet names for all of your cards- Yeeeaaah...I actually do this. I've also heard that it's a girl thing, so maybe it's not that weird.

7. You make your own Millennium Item out of tin foil (GUILTY!- Amethyst Bubble)- Anime obsession case, #24. Just hope that you don't put a spell on it as well, and convince others that your Yami made you steal some ice cream.

6. You can point out every card-related mistake in the anime- This should be self-explanatory. If you can catch EVERYTHING, you're very much obsessed.

5. You suffer from withdrawal signs when you go a week without buying the latest booster series- Self-explanatory.

4. You can name every last episode of Yu-Gi-Oh! in order- This includes the other series that never made it over here. You also know what all of the characters SHOULD be saying, and bash the dub version to Duelist Kingdom come.

3. You've made up your own cards, and rulings to go along with them- Kudos if you nailed every last possible combo with them, and did not make any over-broken ones.

2. You try to copy Yami's hairdo, then realize that it's physically impossible to get that much hair gel- It would take a LOT to do that. Then, you'd have to get magenta and neon yellow for the colors.

1. You have successfully constructed anime-themed decks, and have made them WORK- This is near-impossible, especially in the English environment. Come ON, banlist!

Remember, this is all in good fun! It's not meant to poke fun at anyone. Why was copying Yami's hair #2 instead of #1? Who knows? This whole thing was arranged my Amethyst Bubble (from www.fanfiction.net ) and myself, so any complaints about the order of the list will be fed to rabid penguins. However, any suggestions for a sequel are welcome.

Anything else? Mail me at AmazonessHorikku@aol.com if you have comments. Please no hatemail, viruses, etc. If you're nice to me and don't use chatspeak, I might just invite you to AIM duel, so long as either Banlist or PCM will be in effect.

~KuroKarasu