"Jason's Yu-Gi-Oh Top 10 List - Top 10 ways to tell if you
aredueling a noob"

Ok, here is a fool proof measure of how to tell if you should play that CED/Yata 
combo now, or let the little noob have some fun first.

#10: he/she plays a Kuriboh in attack mode on first turn.
#9: EVERYTHING they wear has Yu-Gi-Oh name brand on it (not just some)
#8: before the duel you see them trade a Jinzo for a Dark Magician "but its
       the rare one" hehee
#7: when they declare an attack, they shout "MONSTER, ATTACK HIS LIFEPOINTS
       DIRECTLY!" and points in your face.
#6: They traded 5 pieces of Exodia for the Gate Guardian.
#5: They have to sit on their card binder to look over the table
#4: They pout/cry when you fissure their hard earned Blue Eyes.
#3: You see them open the Kaiba starter deck they are using in front of you.
#2: they finish trying to play their SECOND Monster Reborn.
and the #1 way to tell if you are dueling a noob.....




......More than once, you hear them say... "But thats how it works in the cartoon!"

Ok, there I have vented :) hehe. Now remember folks you can use this to determine if 
you yourself are a noob.

If you said yes to:

1-3  =  you may have some skills, but you need to
            work a bit.
4-6  =  careful, you are pushing the limit of noob-dom

7-9  =  you probably are a noob, but at least you would get a
            Man-Eater Bug out of the trade for the Dark Magician "the rare
            one"
All 10 = Its official. You are a noob. But keep heart, everyones a noob at
             first. Keep goin, you may make it yet. Just keep playin that
             Kuriboh in attack mode. It will get through one day.

This top ten list is just for fun. I think Everyone needs a chance to play.
And as long as it is fun to you, you should play, Noob or not.

Just for the record, this is a list for fun and laughter. SO PLEASE! No flaming.

Jason Reeves
jreeves@dailyleader.com