Ishinara's The top 10 best offensive cards This is a list of the top ten best offensive cards. What I mean by offenxive is that they have both the ability to utterly damage your opponent, and are rude and vulgar Number 10: Vampire Lord V. Lord is number 10 because he is the least offensive of all the cards here, but hos picture makes him really freaky-looking. Number 9: Lava Golem V. Lord's picture is freaky, this guy's is just plain horrifying! He also does 1000 damage to your opponent each turn. Number 8: Raging Flame Sprite An awesome little 3 star, just protect it for 2 turns, and it's nearly unstopable! The picture is also offensive, as in "your being burnt to death by something that looks like it comes from one of mother gooses' books". Number 7: Ultimate Offering This thing looks like it has just burst out of someones head, inside-out! Disgusting! It's effect rules as well. Number 6: Riryoku Riryoku looks like some poorly drawn shadow is sucking out the life of this guy who is immobilized. God, I'd hate to be him. You can basically kill a fully powered Theinin the Great Sphinx with a Magician of Faith if you played this card. Number 5: Bazoo the Soul Eater Now THIS monkey is freaky! It looks like he is eating a soul with his big, fat body hardly fitting into the screen. But he does have a purpose. The purpose to be the strongest 4 star ever made! 2500 ATK for removing three monsters from play, here's what I say to that: "EAT, MONKEY, EAT!" Number 4: All Ojama's and Ojama Delta Hurricane These guys SHOULD NOT be in BIKINIS! Ojama Delta Hurricane will wipe out your opponents entire feild, too. Number 3: Ekibyo Drakmord This thing just DOESN'T look right! What in the heck is it? It's effect can also destroy monsters, which is good. Number 2: Tribute to the Doomed Now a mummy wrapping up another mummy just sends shivers down my back, so there is nothing better at offending me, except the number 1 card. This card can destroy any monster at any time, so that it's effect rocks. Finally, the moment you've all been waiting for, the number one card is............... ...................................................... ..................................................................................... ..................................................................................... ..................................................................................... ..................................................................................... Number 1: Premature Burial God, being buried alive is just sick and wrong, especially to put on a card. God, just looking at it makes me get shivers down my spine even worse than when someone scrapes the fingernails down a chalkboard! It's effect is that you can get any monster from your graveyard, and special summon it for 800 life points. That's why it's in my deck. That's my list, and you can contact me at Dragonboy1@optonline.net, OK, cool.