---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Alez Searcy Alex's Top 10 things you'll never hear Seto Kaiba say Hello once again! Today I've decided to mix it up a little by giving a list of things you'll never hear characters say. I've decided to start with Seto Kaiba! Enjoy! 10) Pegasus, you're right. I don't need any special card to beat Yugi. I'm just going to retire from duel monsters forever. In fact, I'll retire from my company too so I can spend more time with Mokuba! 9) Yugi, I admit it. I have no real anger or hatred towards you. Why can't we just be friends? Let's toss our cards aside. We all lose sometimes, even you, even me. No biggie. *tears all his cards in half* 8) Mokuba, I have to tell you something. Noah is real, and you have been trapped in this virtual world. He is the true Kaiba. This has all been YOUR dream. 7) Joey, you're free now. I can stand having to take you out at 3 a.m. everyday. Be free, find a new master! 6) Now, I sacrifice my 2 monsters, to summon my fierce beast! You may be expecting Blue Eyes Yugi, but take this! Go--Pikach! *Meanwhile--Ash: Now, Blue Eyes White Dragon?!? I choose you?* 5) Now Yugi, I feel I owe you some gratitude for all the times you've saved my brother and me. Here's a Blue Eyes for beating Pegasus, another for your help in the double duel against Lumis and Umbra, and my third for saving us in Virtual World... 4) Yugi, I can't duel tonight, I have a hot date with Ishizu. 3) Yugi, why should we battle when you are the obvious victor of any and all duels we'll ever have? Just take Obelisk! Now, I'm off to lose to Wheeler again. 2) Yugi, I have a confession. I have always believed. In everything. My ancient past to Egypt, what happened between us 5000 years ago, that Marik is evil and my tournament wasn't just a game, and I believe about the Orichalcos. I'm so sorry. and the #1 thing you'll NEVER hear from Seto Kaiba... 1) Sorry Mokuba, we can't do anything tonite. I just got beat by the world's best duelist, Joey Wheeler. Plus, I have to go lose to Yugi in chess--AGAIN! Thanks for reading, and I hope you enjoyed me adding a little humor to this. Which character should I do next? a) Yugi b) Marik c) Pegasus d) Joey e) Tristan (as Robot Monkey in Season 3) I'm Alex e-mail me @ tsearcy@lssu.edu