Snodin's Top Ten Funniest Cards in YGO (to date)! Hello, everyone! I'm in a silly mood, and also in the mood to write something creative. So let's kick off the new year [Editor's note: The New Year begins on January 1st] with a funny top ten list! This is all my opinion; some of these cards could be useful in the right deck, so you may laugh at them now, but don't underestimate them later. 10) FLAME SWORDSMAN …I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, Joey fans, but EVERY time I hear this name, I think it's "Flaming Swordsman." On top of that, he wears a skirt! XD Flame Swordsman is a very mediocre fusion monster, unless you plan on using him for Mirage Knight or something. That could be a useful technique, and a very rarely-seen one. Other than that, this probably has the least playability of my funny cards. 9) ULTIMATE BASEBALL KID Okay, this card isn't as funny as it is cute! ^___^ But you can see the playability in it, can't you? It's got potential to be strong with Command Knight, and can be used in a Fire burn deck. Batter up!! 8) TIMIDITY/ CHICK THE YELLOW The funniest member of the Dark Scorpion gang by far is Chick The Yellow. I'll bet a lot of people don't fully get the joke behind his name,,, until they see him in the Trap card "Timidity." He's called Chick because he's chicken, and he's "the Yellow" because he's yellow, as in a scardey cat! XD (In fact, I think "Scardey Cat" was "Timidity's" original name!) Chick himself isn't that great a card; even if you can get him to do battle damage, your opponent won't be losing that card you're bouncing back. But still, he could see playability in a Dark Scorpion's deck… if there is such a thing. Timidity is an even funnier card, showing us Chick's true colors (YELLOW! XD). It's an even better card than Chick's, disallowing both players from destroying face-down spells and traps for a full turn. The purpose of this is for you to set your own cards and then your opponent won't be able to destroy them with cards like MST or Mobius. Could be a double-edged sword… But you could give it a try. 7) TRAP DUSTSHOOT/ NEEDLE WALL/ NEEDLE CIELING These monster-killing traps are getting props for showing more Dark Scorpion perils. XD Can't they do anything right?? Needle Cieling's the biggest of the cards; it can be activated when there are 4 or more monsters on the field, and acts as a Dark Hole. Perfect if your opponent is swarming you, and without Jinzo. Trap Dustshoot can be just as devastating to your opponent. Like Needle Ceiling, your opponent must have at least 4 cards in hand. Then, you can look at the hand and pick one monster to be placed back into the deck. Perfect if you're going up against a Chaos monster or something. Needle Wall is best suited for chance decks; you need to roll a dice and get a matching number with the monster card zone in which an opposing monster is in. 6) MASTER OF OZ Typically, people may look at this perversion of a kangaroo/koala hybrid and go, "WHAT THE @#$^@!$^???" but if you think about it, it's kinda funny! XD It's also one of the heaviest hitters in the game, so keep those koalas and kangaroos handy! The only question I have is, why is he named Master of Oz? I was unaware that Oz was in Australia! ZD 5) SKILL DRAIN Speaking of "Oz" humor… Hades: "I'm meeelting!! Meeeelting! Oh, what a world, what a world…" ROFL Seriously though, this card can KILL YOU. Not too long ago, I dueled somebody who ran this in his deck, and get this. Not only did he normal summon two Fusilier Dual-Mode Beasts WITHOUT tributes, but they KEPT THEIR ORIGINAL ATK POINTS! I dunno if it was a legal move, but it seemed legal… and stuff like that can be your worst nightmare. 4) HUNGRY BURGER Okay, being a high-level Ritual monster with only 2000 attack points, this monster may see even less playability than Flaming Swordsman. Still, Fusion Weapon may boost it to 3500, so that's pretty cool…. And you gotta love the idea of a giant burger chomping its jaws at your opponent. XD 3) All the MOKEY MOKEY cards Yes, everything from "Mokey Mokey" to "Mokey Mokey Smackdown" is hilarious, in my opinion! I mean what are they, sugar tablets with wings?? XD "Mokey Mokey Smackdown" is definitely the funnier-sounding cards, but don't let that fool you into thinking it's unplayable. Oooh no, this card combo can be VERY devastating; all you need to do is force your opponent into hitting a Fairy on your field (or destroy one yourself with a card effect), and all your Mokey Mokeys will be as deadly as a Blue-Eyes White Dragon. 2) 4-STARRED LADYBUG OF DOOM You'd probably have to be an "Invader Zim" fan to fully appreciate the "DOOM" humor in this card. Then again, it is a general laugh to see such a pretty bug (oxymoron) have such a "deadly" name. But deadly, it is. Against an opposing 1900-attacker or Berserk Gorilla, this card can save your life points. You should at least side-deck this bad boy; everybody runs 4-starred monsters. 1) SANWICH When I first read this name… I couldn't stop laughing. I mean, come ON! Whoever came up with "Sanwich" is just a bloody genius! For the longest time I wanted to know why they didn't just call it "Critter" when it came out, and now I no longer care. Not only is this card's name funny, but it's artwork is ADORABLE! I love it; I love the sleeping Sangan next to it too, like a little sidekick or something… But this card can be useful in a Scientist deck, and I can already see a few combos with it. For example, Fusion Weapon gives it a power boost, and you can use two of these to bring out the under-rated Sorcerer of Dark Magic. **~~@~~** Noteworthy Props: BITE SHOES Could help you kill a Berserk Gorilla or could work in a Trample deck. Can also stop a second monster from attacking you directly. Funny part: the concept of shoes biting your feet! OW! XD GREAT LONG NOSE A high-level Spirit that could stop your opponent's next battle phase, possibly stalling your opponent long enough for you to grab that much-needed trump card. Funny part: He's going to go down in history not for his effect, but for his great long nose! LOL MAZERA DEVILLE This monster has a very demanding summoning, but when done right, it could destroy your opponent both on the field and off it. Funny part: Who can look at this name and not think, "Hmm… Cruella DeVil?" **~~@~~** Well, these are all the cards I can come up with, and in very short time. If you can think of any other funny cards, be they funny names, artwork, et cetera, let me know. Hope I tickled your funny bone. ^^ Snodin: KaodMaster@aol.com