Subject: Terrible, Terrible Combos - Roger Lee

Please stop sending in completely worthless tips to Pojo. It only confuses 
novices and angers players who know what they're doing.

Examples from other "tips" posted sometime else:

Insect Barrier + Parasite Paracide - Everybody and their grandma already 
knows about this combo. Nobody needs to see this reappear twenty times a month.

Stim Pack(preferably 2) + Reverse Trap + Swords of Revealing Light + Giant Trunade - 
Who is EVER going to have all 4 to 5 of these cards in 
their hand at the same time? Who even plays stim pack and reverse trap, and 
all just to pull off this terrible, terrible combo?

Gravekeeper's Servant + Wall of Illusion - These two cards do not work 
together at all. It's not even a combo.

And here's my favorite. The combo that doesn't even work...

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1.Power and Defense:
Cards Needed:
Shield & Sword(2)
Dark Elf
Mystical Elf

How it works:
First play Mystical Elf face up in defense mode. End your turn. Wait until 
your opponent ends their turn. Play both Shield and Swords face down and 
play dark elf in face up attack mode and switch Mystical Elf into face up 
attack mode. End your turn. If your opponent attacks mystical elf, activate 
Shield and Sword. Mystical Elf stats: 2000/800 Dark Elf stats 800/2000. 
"AHA!" your opponent will say and they will attack your dark elf. activate 
your other shield and sword and make all your stats normal again.

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1) You cannot play monsters face-up in defense mode.
2) You cannot activate magic cards during your opponent's turn.
3) Even if this did work, why would you waste two turns (all the while 
assuming that your opponent has no way to avoid this easily countered plan) 
just to slightly annoy your opponent?

Worthless tips that fall in the above mentioned categories:

1) Combos that everybody already knows.
2) Combos that require 4 to 5 cards to work.
3) Combos that aren't even combos.
4) Combos that don't follow Yu-Gi-Oh official rules.

are really, really annoying to see every week or so. Please, do us all a 
favor, and do not send in combos that fall in those four categories.

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