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Dark Maltos's Dueling Dome
Things in Thongs spilling out of your hand
March 8, 2006

Greetings one and all, im back again , this time delivering some Ojama magic, as promised. My last decks both received some positive applause to say the least, and im very grateful. Remember, if you have something to say or to add to my deck, I wanna hear it. Well anyway, back to the madness.

The Ojamas are a unique to say the least , group of cards that were introduced to us a while ago. They come in a variety of colours, 3 in fact, Yellow, Black and Green, (my favourite of which being the later) which, coincidently or otherwise, are all named in accordance with this colour.

Each Ojama has virtually identical everything, and the only thing to change between all 3 of them is the art and name. However, they aren’t built for attacking as each has a 0 attack score. They are scarcely able to defend either, with each only having paltry 1000 def which only just survives an onslaught from a Sangan. So what use are these tiny critters , however collectable they may be if they refuse to attack or defend? Well, I’ll tell you. The purpose of such a deck can be explained quite simply by the Ojamas themselves, as each of these Level 2, Normal, Beast Types sport not only the same pair of fantastic red thongs, they also have this intriguing flavour text :

‘He’s one of the Ojama Trio. It’s said that he butts in by any means necessary. It’s also said that when the three are together, something happens. ‘

This is true, something VERY special happens. You see , the Ojamas specifically have been given a lot of support over the last few months :

Ojama Delta Hurricane ;

This is a very powerful card, destroying all opposing cards when you have one of each of the Ojamas on the field. Situational, but especially do able in this deck.

Ojamagic :

A useful card allowing for you to search for one of each of the Ojamas and Add them to your hand when this card is sent to the grave from the field or hand. Very effective and , as this deck will show you, very abusable.

Ojama King

The grand daddy of em all, the Ojama King. We all saw this coming . Ojama King is the fusion of the 3 Ojamas, not a difficult thing to do with those Ojamagics flying all over the place. Ojama king sports 2 thongs, as well as an impressive 3000 def, but again no attack. . He also does not allow the opponent to place a monster in 3 of their monster zones as long as he is face up. A handy little effect to say the least.

Ojamuscle

Ojamuscle is a card that easily beefs up the Ojama king specifically by destroying all other Ojama monsters and permanently increasing his attack by 1000 for each one, so potentially 4000 attack, which isn’t bad.

Ojama Trio

This is a really annoying and effective card for filling up opposing monster zones . You basically give them 3 Ojamas which cant be tributed and that inflict 300 damage to the opponent when they are destroyed. A handy effect to have on your side, especially when combo’d with Ojama King successfully.

The League of Uniform Nomenclature

Avery handy card that basically allows for a bit of synergy with Ojamuscle. Worth a try as it speeds up this crazy deck.

There are also cards in the current game which I think really help this deck ;

Dark Factory of Mass production

An awesome card, selecting any two normal monsters from your grave and adding them to your hand. Since all the Ojamas are normal, this is a guaranteed 2 for 1.

Pot of Avarice ;

Ojamas will almost always have cards in the grave, cards that are essential in the deck, and therefore need to be re used. Pot of avarice will help with the obscene advantage these cards can easily pull off , as well as re filling the Ojama Reserves, ready for Ojamagic and Nomenclature.

Magical hats :

This is a very good card, protecting you from 3 attacks, reducing your deck size, allowing for flip effects to be reused, sparing you like points as well as screaming sheer abuse with Ojamagic. This combo will do all of the above, as well as provide you with 6 new cards regardless of whether they even attack or not. Absolutely gorgeous , and the main reason Pot of Avarice is needed so badly as you can clear your entire Ojama reserve in one turn with this.

Ground collapse ;

To put it simple, abuse this and Ojama King together for a fun as hell time. The no summoning lock is pretty sweet.


Enchanting fitting Room ;

A pretty much Ojama oriented card. Using this could result in 4 Ojamas being summoned in one turn for a measly 800 lp. Worthwhile.

So, with all these Ojamas bouncing around the place, and especially with all these high advantage combo’s, its almost a cert that your hand will quite often be full to bursting. Also, the opponent will be restricted in the moves they can do by the super Ojama King . The problem is, asides from the Ojama King / Ojamuscle combo, what else can be done with all these Ojamas?

Well, not much really. As far as offence goes, the Ojamas haven’t a lot going for them except stall, and that’s where the burn aspect comes in.

By using cards like Wave motion cannon, and Stealth bird, mega damage can be dealt, whilst staying true to the Ojama theme. So here it is , I present to you the Ojama deck in all its glory, however I do suggest its only used in casual. Bad top decks are DEFINITELY going to happen.

Fusions :

Ojama King (x3)

Monsters :

Ojama green (x3)
Ojama Yellow (x3)
Ojama Black (x3)
Magician of Faith
Stealth Bird (x3)
Spirit Reaper
Sangan
Breaker the magical warrior


Magics :

Ojamagic(x2)
Ojamuscle(x2)
Ojama Delta Hurricane
Enchanting Fitting Room
Ground Collapse
Polymerization(x2)
Pot of Avarice(x2)
Dark Factory of Mass Production.(x2)
Dark Hole
Heavy Storm
Swords of Revealing light

Traps

Ojama Trio(2)
Magical Hats(x2)
League of Uniform Nomenclature (x2)


Overall, a very under competitive deck, but I’d imagine a hell of a lot of fun to play. Try it out.

Well, that’s it for me guys, next up….Bugs…..ugh…..

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