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Tranorix's Tantalizingly Terrible Tips

• 08.12.05  Tangibly Trashy Top 10

• 08.08.05  Inferno Tempest 

• 08.05.05  Overlooked Elma Combo

Hi there!  I’m Lord Tranorix.  You may remember me from such places as “Pojo Card of the Day” and “Pojo Message Board.”  I’m here to announce the beginning of a brand new section to Pojo.com, a section whose mere existence will shake the very foundations of the Earth.

As you probably don’t know, I have the duty of reading through all of the Top 10 Lists and CCG Tips to sort the good from the bad.  My standards, as some of you are undoubtedly thinking, are NOT very high.

Yet despite my lenience, I will invariably stumble across a tip or two that is so laughably abysmal, so terribly ridiculous, that I CAN’T forward it for posting on the site.  No, these tips are rejects, cast aside, deleted. 

But one day the thought struck me: Hey, why delete these?  Some are quite funny.  Maybe I could start a column where I ridicule these horrible tips.  Why, I think I will.  That would be a rentsy idea.  Rentsy rentsy rentsy rentsy rentsy. 

And here it is.  However often I can manage it, I’ll be taking a terrible Top 10 List or CCG Tip and tearing it apart for your reading pleasure.  So take heed!  If you submit something to Pojo.com…it might just end up here.

Of course, if a tip of yours DOES end up here, you’ll remain completely anonymous.  If not, that’d just be cruel, and rentsy. 

And feel free to e-mail me with questions, comments, critique and/or effusive praise.  Tranorix@gmail.com is a nice address…use that one.   

Enjoy!