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Turbo Rocket Attack

     yo yo yo yo yo nessy sup boy ya u gunna fix my deck i have been wining turnaments since uve mentoned how good slowking/sneazel is but just incase please make it beter

/me adjusts the spelling and organization of the decklist

Pokimon (17)
4x Slowpoke (Neo: Revelations) Note: What is wrong with all of you?  Are you all nuts?
3x Slowking (2 Neo: Genesis, 1 Southern Islands)
4x Pichu (TECH- anti Igglybuff)
3x Sneasel (2 Neo Genesis, 1 Promo)
3x Murkrow (TECH- anti Cleffa)

Energy (20)
11x Darkness Energy (I use Japanese darks too)
9x Psychic Energy

Trainers (28)
4x Professor Oak 
4x Professor Elm
4x Energy Removal
4x Super Energy Removal
4x Gust of Wind
3x Pokimon Trainer
2x Gold Berry
3x Berry

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Oh my god.  You people are sick.  I don't even know where to begin insulting this deck.  Seriously, what is your problem?  I really hope this was a joke. 

Any 5 cards of your deck are over 60.  Eight of them are illegal.  Half of it's unnecessary.  And seven of them don't exist.

I think I am going to start blocking all of my E-mail soon because of things like this.  Do you even know how to play the game?  Southern Islands Slowking!?  What the hell were you thinking?  I swear to god you better be a blind 5 year-old or something.  And even if you are, I guarantee Helen Keller could top this deck.

4 Pichu?  Oh my god.  You didn't even say which Pichu and what's say is I could really see you playing the promo one because that ugly reverse holo tickles your fancy. And how is Murkrow tech?  Do you have ANY idea what that word means?  Do you even know your name?  Do you even know where you live, or what sound a cow makes?  I think you need to learn these things first.

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As for your energy, why do you think darkness energy reads "Not a basic energy card."  Do you know how to read?  Or did your semi-illiterate mother send me this deck?  And the psychic energy- don't even get me started on that.

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And the trainers?  Pokimon Trainer?  That doesn't even exist!  I don't even think there's a japanese card like that!  At least you had drawing and a removal line.  You're still a sick human being. 
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       I get E-mails like this everyday.  I really, really hope this was a sick joke.  Hopefully in the next week or two, I will receive a deck that is actually fixable.  And where did you get the name "Turbo Rocket Attack" from?  I really hope I don't ever have to meet you in person. 

-Jason