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right now, my deck is composed of:

10 fire energy
14 fighting energy
5 water energy
2 double colorless
4 psychic energy

1 magikarp
1 machop
1 mewtwo
2 magmar
1 gastly
1 growlithe
1 arcanine
1 gyarados

2 gust of wind
1 bill
i energy retrieval
1 pokedex
1 pokemon center
4 super potion
2 switch
1 computer search
3 energy removal

PLEASE HELP! YOU KICK A$$, DOGG!
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(For those to know, I am not racist.  I have friends of all races.  Any
jokes and sayings come from experience, or I just thought up.  I really
don't mean to offend anybody except the maker of this deck.
Note:  This deck was made BEFORE Fossil.)

Man, something smells.  No, it's not from the high school football team's
locker room.  It's coming from the next deck in THRASHFEST '99!  That's
right, where the cream of the crap get slapped.  This deck was sent in by a
local "homey" who I have to leave out on the name.  What's up in da hood? 
It's not all good.  This deck definately proves it.
    First of all, this deck runs 4 colors.  I'm not ever sure a bowl of
Fruity Pebbles has this many colors, although I could be wrong.  I enhale
breakfast like a fat man at an all-you-can-eat buffet.  This is a no-no. 
Bad Dogg(pun intended).
    And look at those pokemon from the hood.  The only one you have more
than 1 of of Magmar.  Down on the battle field, diversity doesn't help, and
not all pokemon are equal.  AND YOU PLAY GASTLY!?!?!  Bad Dogg.  Gastly is
just full of more smoke than a smoke shop, and that's about it.  He SUCKS! 
And what's with these families?  1/1 Magikrap?  Look man, you need to get
off of that weed.  It's just really effecting your game.
    The only thing that kinda makes since your your trainers, and even then,
you only a little bit.  A Bill and a Pokedex?  You must be one CARD DRAWING
MACHINE!  You must burn through your deck in 2-3 turns.  Oh, wait.  Maybe
not.  And those potions of yours are just "super"(Big Gay Al voice).  Do you
really get to use these often?  I'd think that your pokemon got capped as
soon as they started.  ESPECIALLY GASTLY!  Oh, and are you computer
illiterate, only using one search?  I bet when you see "Hit any key to
continue", you take a hammer and search for the "any" key.

     Bob:  Don't you think you might be offending all of the African
Americans?  Don't you think you are going to rile them up by speaking
Ebonics poorly?
     Chipmunk:  I'm sorry, but if speaking slang is a language, I'm probably
tri-lingual(can speak 3 languages, for those that didn't know).  And I
really don't think that I am offending them.  I'm talking in their native
language, street speak.  And I speak it pretty decently, with all of them
talking down here in Texas.
     Bob:  Because of this, you aren't going to even have a shot at being
president, because you are going to lose the minority vote.  You are also
going to incite a riot of angry aficans for making fun of them.
     Chipmunk:  More random violence?  Man, this just keeps getting better
and better.  And besides, you can't make a cake without breaking some eggs. 
Wait, I can't be President?  I can't get laid whenever I want, anywhere I
want? *snaps fingers*  DAMN!  I guess I can't be like Bill Clinton.
     Bob:  Nope.  That flew right out the window.  And that comment on how
not all pokemon are equal is going to get you in trouble with the Pokemon
Rights Activist Group(PRAG).  Especially since it was kind of like the
Martin Luther King speech.  Well, they are going to find a way to link it
that way, at least.
      Chipmunk:  "I have a dream.  I have a dream that one day all pokemon
will be equal.  That day, pokemon can hold hands and fight together.  I have
a dream, that my Hitmonchan can hold hands with my Scyther, and my Scyther
can hold hands with my Magmar.
   I have a dream, that one day all of the Gastly will perish, and rid this
world of it's vile, disgusting presence.  From the alleys of Veridian City,
Let Gastly Die!  From the waters of the Seafoam Islands, Let Gastly Die! 
>From the Lab of Professor Oak, Let Gastly Die!
   I have a dream that one day no pokemon shall fear Gust of Wind.  I have a
dream, that pokemon shall never fall prey to Plus Power, or Super Energy
Removal.  On that day, all pokemon shall dance and sing.
   And on that day, I will finally be able to say, "Dead at last, Dead at
last.  Thank Professor Oak, the Gastly are Dead at last."
      Bob:  AND THAT'S HOW THEY LINK IT TO MARTIN LUTHER KING!  Oh, and you
really hate Gastly, don't you?
      Chipmunk:  Hmm... I wonder.  WAIT, THERE'S A GASTLY IN THE CORNER! 
*Pulls out a BFG(Big F**king Gun)*
      Bob:  Is a big weapon and mass destruction your answer to everything,
including the Gastly problem?
      Chipmunk:  Well.....Yes.  Now stand back.  This isn't going to be
pretty, just like Linda Tripp.