Vulpix!

Okay, let me fill you in on what's been happening.
First of all, Spike is gone for the weekend. He's
attending a tournament held by the Pokemon Lady in
Iowa. While he's gone, he asked me to write up a
couple of decks. He didn't want me to do any bashing
in this space, but he said I could post a couple of
the letters I got.

Speaking of the Pokemon Lady...well, Lady, I and Spike
both agree that you shouldn't try to bash decks. Your
heart just isn't in it, like Spike's heart wasn't
really in fixing the 162-card deck. So just go ahead
fixing decks sent in by people too lazy to learn
strategy on their own...*sigh* It's just that, well, I
and Spike feel that this encourages people to waste
our time. It's like it says on the front of the main
deck garage. Fix the BASICS in your deck, so that the
mechanics can focus on things besides the BASICS.
There's a difference between honestly needing help and
not even trying.

By the way, I and Spike have made up after that little
altercation we had. And as for the Lady's comment
about housebreaking...well, she should just be glad I
didn't ignite my urine. She might not have a table
left, let alone a floor.

Now then...I've fixed a couple of decks. You can go
read the fixes if you want. Spike will be available
for second opinions when he returns.

A couple of letters:


>Subject: Hey Vulpix.
>
>what are you doing funny, firey friend?  I just
wanted >to say that you
>are
>the funniest little guy that I have ever seen


Thanks, man. I hope you mean that "funny" part in a
good way. I'm doing just fine. Thank you for asking!


>Subject: yeah Vulpix!
>
>You are, simply the greatest, Vulpix. I've taught all
>my Pokemon to bow
>down
>and worship you everytime a Vulpix is seen. I don't
>care what those
>other
>losers with 162-card "decks" think, you're
>awesome!!!!
>
>Thanks, I just had to get that off my chest


Vulpix vulpix!! <wags tails happily>

We've all got feelings we just have to let out from
time to time.

Those are the only two real letters I've gotten. I
have gotten a couple of decks from people, which
brings me to my next announcement: I don't fix decks,
except on special occasions like this. I only bash
them. The decks I recieved have been forwarded to
Spike, who will either post them or reply to them
(none were even close to being bashbait.)

I think that's all for now. No letters column this
week, but Spike will be back with his backlog of fan
mail/hate mail/spam next week--as well as more fixes
and hopefully a Killer Deck report.

Vulpix!

-Vulpix
s_vulpix@yahoo.com



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