>i currently have only one deck that is pretty good,i
call it the
>fighting
>hell deck. wich is made up of-------------
>pokemon
>-------------
>
>1 tauros
>1 magmar(fossil)
>1 kangaskhan
>1 raticate
>1 rapidash
>5 ponyta
>3 rhydons
>3 rhyhorns
>1 geodude
>2 rattata
>2 machops
>2 machokes
>1 machamp
>1 primeape
>2 mankeys
>2 spearows
>1 lickitung
>1 jigglypuff
>--------------
>trainers
>--------------
>2 pokeballs
>2 potions
>2 pokedex
>1 energy search
>1 switch
>1 gust of wind
>1 bill
>1 energy retrieval
>1 energy removal
>------------------
>energies
>------------------
>8 fighting energy
>8 fire energy

SPIKE: Woohoo! Singles of cards like Geodude and
Energy Search! 5 Ponytas! And 16 total energy!

VULPIX: Vulpix vulpix! [Yes, it's time once again for
your regular bad deck fix!]

SPIKE: This deck is so bad it just defies description.
Actually, I could be talking about almost any of the
Really Bad Decks, but this one is a cut below the
rest. It doesn't quite measure down to the legendary
162-card deck, but it's close. Darned close.

VULPIX: Vulpix. Vulpix! [This deck actually makes me
think about that classic computer game, Doom. Man,
that was a blast...]

SPIKE: Why? 'Cause of the "Fighting Hell" moniker?

VULPIX: Vulpix--vulpix vulpix. Vulpix. [No...actually,
it has to do with a fantasy I was just having. A
fantasy involving this deck's creator and my super
shotgun. But enough about that. I swear, I'm running
out of witty remarks for these hideous decks.]

SPIKE: He's gonna start rambling now...

VULPIX: (angrily) Vulpix vulpix!? Vulpix! Vulpix!!
[Where on earth do these people come up with these
AWFUL decks?? I know five-year-olds that can make
better decks than this! And the thinks it's good! Has
he ever even been in the same room with a good
player?]

SPIKE: Okay, now, Vulpix, don't get worked up. You
want to go outside?

VULPIX: Vulpix vulpix! Vulpix VULPIX!!! [What the hell
is WRONG with these people?! How do they avoid
learning how a good deck works? Do they continually
keep their eyes shut in order to avoid reading any of
the good advice that abounds on this site? How do you
keep yourself in a state of continuous ignorance and
self-delusion?]

SPIKE: You could ask Gary Bauer for advice, I
suppose...

VULPIX: VULPIX VULPIX!!!! [*expletives deleted*]

EEVEE: (hopping happily onto the scene) Eevee! Eevee!

VULPIX: (Fire Blasts the Eevee)

SPIKE: What the...

VULPIX: Vulpix? [Whoops. Okay...how did the Eevee get
here?]

SPIKE: Your guess is as good as mine.



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