Greg's Rain Dance

      hello ness, moss said to send you my deck because i seemed 'beyond hopeless' to him and that he had never seen anyone so pathetic in his life, and frankly, if i don't send it to you, i was afraid he might do something bad to me or my family members.  please help. i call it "greg's rain dance" because my name is greg.  please fix my deck.  my name is greg.

Pokémon (15)
4x Squirtle (Rocket)
2x Wartortle (Base)
3x Blastoise
3x Articuno (Fossil)
3x Cleffa

Energy (22)
22x Water Energy

Trainers (23)
4x Professor Oak
3x Computer Search
3x Super Energy Removal
3x Item Finder
2x Gust of Wind
2x Pokémon Breeder
2x Energy Flow
2x Pokémon Center
2x Nightly Garbage Run

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Pokémon
      Alright Greg, I'll be straightforward with you.  You are WAY off.  First of all, I've been adding 4 Cleffas to every deck, but if it's SO good then why only play 4.  I say you play at least 6, maybe 7.. so try to sneak a half Cleffa in.

      Squirtle is nice, but Blastoise is better. Drop those stupid Squirtles.  Now you need more options.  I recommend 3 Dark Blastoises because of their great Hyrdocannon attack.  Articuno is a moron, plain and simple, get rid of it.

      Now, we'll throw in some TeCH.  TeCH.  TeCH.  TeCH!!!!  Now, quite frankly, I don't like your attitude, so I won't share my ALL of my TeCH with you, but I will give you some.  Wobuffet is MAD TeCH in Rain Dance, trust me, I know from experience.

      Oh yeah, it never hurts to have some Pokémon to fight that lightning weakness.  I suggest Fearows, and plenty of 'em.

      I would suggest some Muks so people don't unnecessarily Gaze the Blastoise that you cannot legally bring into play.


Energy
      Water Energy is useless, and you'll get bored looking at blue all day.  I suggest doing a variety of energies, including one lightning energy (TeCH).  You might as well drop all water since you already have water cards.  try 7 of each basic energy, but with only one lightning (tech).  Darkness energy will work with Dark Blastoise, so throw a lot in..

Trainers
      Computer Search?  Oak?  Those are all ways you deck yourself.  Get rid of them, AND FAST.  Super Energy Removal wastes your own energy, so it's garbage, Nightly Garbage Run has the word 'garbage' in it, so enough said...  Energy Flow has artwork that just freaks me out, so get rid of it.  Pokémon Center should be dropped because you don't have Energy Flows.  (And I have NO idea why you don't have any.)  
      Gust of Wind is useless.  You have to learn how to reuse trainers, with cards like item finder, and recycle.  Add 4 Recycles to recycle those recycles and various other trainers you play.  And don't forget to add the 2 Trash Exchanges (tech).
      Oh, how could I almost forget.. Misty.. everybody loves Misty.. =/  A Few Ruin Walls will work good to get the Unowns that you don't play in your deck.

Pokémon (15.5 + Plenty)
2x Wartortle (Base)
3x Blastoise
3x Dark Blastoise
6.5x Cleffa
2x Muk
Plenty x Fearow TeCH
1x Wobuffet TeCH


Energy (16)
3x Fire Energy TeCH
3x Grass Energy TeCH
3x Psychic Energy
3x Fighting Energy TeCH
3x Darkness Energy TeCH
1x Lightning Energy TeCH

Trainers (15)
3x Item Finder
1x Misty  TeCH
4x Recycle
3x Ruin Wall TeCH
2x Pokémon Breeder TeCH
2x Trash Exchange TeCH

Don't worry about the 60 card deck rule, that's for idiots.
-Jason