Note from Spike: Okay, obviously I'm not fixing this. And it's too much of a blatantly obvious set-up to be bashed. It is, however, hilarious, and I felt compelled to share it with you all. So just read it.


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   Hey I'm on my friend's computer right now cause my
computer be broken up all stuff. I have a deck that is
the best in the world!! WHY? You'll find out! the
friend that i'm using the computer on is tom.. he has
a stall deck and one day he took me to tournament.
There were "Haymakers" and "Raindance" there. Everyone
CHEATED and said i can't do this and can't do that and
make me put at most 4 of each except basic energy
CHEATERS!! Tom was [expletive deleted] and he agreed with them.
Tom won 1st place but I lost every game i played. That
get me mad cause i paid 10 dollars. Tom nice enough to
share his box with me and he gave me free zapdos i
need.  HERES THE WORLD"S BEST DECK!!!

4 Pokemon Breeder -  Evolves anyone!! AWESOME!!! I
like using him and evolve my charizard blastoise and
venusaur and get out my zapdos moltres and articuno at
same time. BEST TRAINER!

3 Potion - Can heal anything! It good.

4 Rainbow Energy - Can count as many energy you want!
I like using on charizard. Cause then I can use fire
spin again and again and i discard no because energy
forever.

2 Blastoise- He good can do 60 damage and he gives you
any energy for ever and ever and ever.

2 Venusaur - He move opponent energy away. AWESOME!

1 Gambler- let u draw 8 cards if flip heads!! do it
first turn and you can have 15 cards!

4 Oak - I see lot of people use this. I use this
whenever i get it. That way when i have no more cards
to draw i can draw out of my prize and win.

2 Zapdos- tom give me 1. he good bird

2 MOltres- He fire.. can do 80 damage.. kill anyone

2 Articuno - Takes care of mr. mimes and sychters

2 magikarps - he weak me no like. Flail can do 10
damage times number of damage on everyone. so if i
have a charizard in my bench i can do 1200 damage
cause 10 times 120 hp is 1200!!

4 Gyrados- He dragon can fly and can't be blocked.

4 charmeleon - 50 damage and your opponent gotta
discard 1 energy card for each fire energy on
charmeleon. GOOD CARD!

3 Charmander- Scartch is colerless so does 50 more
damage. Colerless + fire? WICKED!!!

4 Charizard - I stole 2 of them. the other 2 i bought
for 100 each. Cost me alot. THEY GOOD! 100 damage it
kill everyone.

2 Fire Energy- 1 for charizard and 1 for moltres

3 Lightning energy - Zapdos need alot..

12 Water Energy- I put alot on gyrados so he can't be
blocked at all! I can deal 50 damage to people and I
win! Also powers up articuno cause articuno does 50
damage and 10 damage for each water energy attached to
him. i like put 12 water on him and do 170 damage!!

WELL THATS MY DECK..

The strategy is to fight fight and beat everyone.
EVERYONE mad that i beat them so they lie and cheat
and say i can't play my charizard. They dumb.. I have
fire energy so i can play charizard!! DUH!! And they
say i can't put all 12 water energy on articuno the
same turn. I ask tom all of these and he agree with
them. I dont' think he good friend. THEY ALL DUMB. CAN
YOU TELL THEM THAT THEY WRONG?!?!? THEN i'll laugh in
their faces.

This deck is the best but somehow always loses. I got
laughed at in a tournament when someone looked at my
deck. I took it back and fought him. He had some
sythers and electabuzz. I had charizard and 1 water
energy and some oak. I put down charizard and he say
no. I say look i have energy in hand i can play. He
say no. I say fine cheater. I use oak. He say put down
basic pokemon first. I say i have no and then he tryes
to CHEAT!! HE DRAWS 2 EXTRA CARDS!! I SEE HIM! I call
judge and he say alot of stuff and later i decide to
quit..


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