Vulpix vulpix!

Don't worry, I finally got Spike to go to bed last night. Of course, he insisted on waking up bright and early so we could finish the polls together. That guy will never learn.

So far, everything seems to be peaceful around here. That will probably change sometime later today, so I'm enjoying it while it lasts. In the meantime, let's look over a few of the letters my fans have sent in.


>I don't like to say this but ... your not the cutest Pokemon your cute
>but I'm afraid Dratini is the cutest and by the way, on the whole Pikachu
>and cyberdemon thing, Vulpix and Dratini would team up to "out-cute" them
>both.
>
>PS my Vixen, Vixen is having problems, I think she's in love.
>
>Vixen: Vulp... Vulpix ... pix, PIX!!


I asked Spike about this. His advice to me was never to get into a Vulpix vs. Dratini cuteness argument, so I'm not going to. Vulpix vulpix... pix vulpix? Vulpix, vul vulpix.... vulpix.

Next we have a set of poll answers which unfortunately didn't get sorted into the right folder. It's too late now... and anyway, I think Spike was close enough to going on a psychotic rampage by the time we finished with the polls.


>Subject:Challenge
>
>I heard that you are good from the littke runts back at Gooey POjo. I dont though. I challenge you to a >match this Friday at the tourney thats POjo is helding. Dont say you have to many things to do girly- girl >cuz I will beat you. If u find that old hag Poke Lady tell het that I want a piece of her too. Im sick and >tried of people like me not getting regoinzed for our decks. I was the first one to come up with that >SPONGE DECK before whats his name. Be there or be a coward hiding yourself behind that coputer. >Lats Sinistrals!!!!!


Okay. First of all, I think you want Spike, not me. I'm Vulpix, the fox. Spike is the human. Secondly, I have no idea what tourney you were talking about. Spike and I stay the hell off Gooey, mostly because of induhviduals such as yourself. Which brings me to the third point... namely, that Spike doesn't grant match requests to uncouth people like you. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.


>Subject:Fossil haunter
>
>Howdy!
>How are you?
>I am just wondering....
>Who is your favorite fossil card?
>mine fossil haunter.
>MR. MIME: Mime Mime!
>ME: No mr. mime!
>MR. MIME: MR> MIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>ME: Mr. Mime!!!!
>( Whips out haunter. Haunter uses Hypnosis)
>ME. Good haunter. Bye 4 now!!!!


My favorite fossil card? How could I pick anything other than my loveable pal, Lapras?


>Subject:My Vulpix Has A First Name
>
>This is "Ode To Nekki" or "My Vulpix Has A First Name", a really funny
>song straight off 222 Pikachu Street (a website).
>
>"My Vulpix has a first name, it's N-E-K-K-I,
>He doesn't have a second name, I'm too dumb to know why.
>Vulpix makes a real nice pet, Next to Slowpoke it's my favorite,
>But why does Vuplix always run when I try to teach it Water Gun."


Nekki? I think I met him once. I also remember the time Spike tried to teach me Water Gun. He was in the hospital for a while.


>Subject:A reply to the DB fan who took my description of a REAL DB fan wrong
>
>Prolouge: This is in no way made to insult the man who relpied to my message...
>
>First off, My description of a Real Dragonball fan is not a person who buys merchandise. In fact, I own >one piece of DB merchandising, A poster that has never been hung on my wall of a SSJ Goten.
>
>Secondly, In my mind, a real DB fan is a person who A: Has seen REAL Dragonball. Not the >americanized bs.This can be accomplished by a simple invention called the Fansub. B: Is mature >enough to at least comprehend the plotline, not the action.
>
>Adios!


Spike's Shed continues in its role as a forum for the discussion of Dragonball. Come on people, send your letters in...


>Subject:YO VULPIX!!!
>
>Hey vulpix!
>You ever met Kittyfox's ninetails?
>I have an agressive fearow who like to meet you
>He He.
>It evan rippid off my Haunters hand.
>I'll process him if you like
>(he he)


I have never met KittyFox's Ninetales. Spike told me that she reminds him a lot of my mother, whom I never knew. So I really don't know what to tell you.

And on that note, since I'd really rather be playing in the backyard than writing this, I think I'll tell you to go read something else.

-Vulpix
s_vulpix@yahoo.com


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