>Can you fix\give me your opinion of my deck.On
another site it was
>given a
>perfect10.
>And on the same site it was given a bad rating by
someone else.Rate
>mine from
>1-10. And make necessary changes
>
>1 bulbasaur
>1 ivysaur
>1 venusaur
>1 oddish
>1 gloom
>1 vileplume
>8 grass energies
>
>1 charmander
>1 charmeleon
>1 charizard
>1 growlithe
>1 arcanine
>1 vulpix
>1 ninetales
>12 fire energies
>1 squirtle
>1 wartortle
>1blastoise
>1 magikarp
>1 gyarados
>1 krabby
>1 kingler
>10 water energies
>
>1 rattata
>1 raticate(because of super fang)
>
>1 energy retrieval
>1 pokemon breeder
>1 pokedex
>1 pokeball
>2 double colorless energies
>2 super potions
>p.s.
>I want a three type deck. So don't take out a type.
>thanks
SPIKE: I always love it when people send in decks and
say something like "Please don't do this or that" and
they've basically ruled out the only way to make the
deck into anything approaching playable. Some deck
mechanics might go ahead and blithely ignore the
advice in their quest to make the deck better. Some,
on the other hand, might just trash the deck. But not
us! We're going to expose it for the hideous
monstrosity it really is!
VULPIX: Vulpix! [Right!]
SPIKE: First of all, the holo count. Six of 'em.
That's not in itself bad. Putting them in seemingly at
random is, however.
VULPIX: Vulpix vulpix? [Wouldn't want to actually get
any of those Stage 2s out, would we?]
SPIKE: No, actually, he's planned well in that regard.
See, he's got a Pokeball, not to mention a Breeder and
a Pokedex. This deck must play like a cheetah on
speed.
VULPIX: Vulpix vulpix vulpix. Vulpix. [Let's put that
aside for a moment. I want to know who the moron was
who gave this deck a perfect 10. I mean, that just
defies description. What site was it? They should be
closed down.]
SPIKE: I don't know. (pulls all the holos out of the
deck and studies them) Nice collection. We should all
be so lucky. What really gets my goat is the fact that
the people whose parents buy them all the good cards
don't know how to use them, and the rest of us have to
scrape them together. I don't get to buy boosters that
often. It took me a couple of months to scrape
together three Ninetales and a Kangaskhan. When I see
someone like this with all these holos going to
waste...
VULPIX: (tears Charizard out of Spike's hand and eats
it)
SPIKE: Bad Vulpix! Now look what you've done. That was
an Unlimited Edition Charizard. The guy's mom probably
spent over $100 for that card.
VULPIX: (burps)
SPIKE: Now he's going to be emotionally shattered.
He'll have to take the fire Pokemon out of his deck,
because everyone knows they're no good without the big
lizard.
VULPIX: Vulpix vulpix. [I did him a big favor. Maybe
now he'll put together a good deck.]
SPIKE: But who's going to teach him to put together a
better deck than this?
VULPIX: Vulpix. [The people at Wizards, for starters.]
SPIKE: You think this guy's going to buy a theme deck?
Boosters are his life.
VULPIX: Vulpix--vulpix vulpix. [Look at the rest of
the trainers. An Energy Retrieval--that'll help. I
wish he had told us what his record was with this
deck.]
SPIKE: I'm guessing he's undefeated.
VULPIX: Vulpix? [Huh?]
SPIKE: Of course, I'm also guessing the only other
player in his area runs an Everlasting Stall with four
Oaks. Let's see...I could comment on the fact that
he's got a total of 12 fire energy for Ninetales and
Charizard. But at this point, it seems a little
superfluous. Besides, I really should be studying for
my finals...so let's just call it a day. Ready,
Vulpix?
VULPIX: Vulpix. [Ready.]
SPIKE: Okay. (stands back)
VULPIX: (incinerates the remains of the deck with a
well-aimed Fire Spin)
SPIKE: Good boy!
VULPIX: Vulpix!
(P.S. You said you wanted us to rate this deck. We
gave it a -9, where -10 is a Rain Dance deck with no
water energy. We're allowed to use negative numbers,
right?)
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