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I played this deck in two tournament on the 9th of December at LA Cards and
Comics, I built this deck the night before while watching an infomercial for
Y2K canned food and I wondered how good it was. Well....heres the deck and
the report.
4x Scyther (Beat down, great second turn combo if DCE is there)
3x Mr. Mime (put the brakes on in a heavy hitter showdown)
2x Pinsir (good late gamer if built up on bench)
2x Jynx (Send in after Scyther for a speedy knockout)
1x Mewtwo *promo* (Just because Mewtwo is all cool and stuff!)
2x Doduo (Trademark of me, decent Mime killer)
1x Dodrio (makes everything but Jynx and Mewtwo have 0 retreat)
4x Bill (Bill is THE man!)
4x Energy Removal (Sooo annoying and cool!)
2x Super Energy Removal (Total annoyance!)
1x Item Finder (get back Oak from discard and Oak again!)
3x Plus Power (sneaky KO)
1x Scoop Up (potential game saver)
2x Gust of Wind (Quick KO!!)
1x Comp. Search (Grab something important!)
1x Prof. Oak (wah! Card advantage!!)
1x Energy Retrieval (Get back some trashed energy in a key time!)
4x DCE
10x Grass
11x Psychic
There it is.....scary ne?
Round 1 vs. spoiled brat
Mwahahaha! I love these guys. They brag before the match and learn respect
during the match! He bragged about his Charizards and stuff and how he had 4
in his deck. Woo....scary. I almost wet myself on the spot! We set up and I
got a perfect hand. I started with a Scyther while he used Charmander. I
played Grass and smirked at the DCE in my hand. He did a feeble Scratch for
20 damage but I avenged the damage 100 fold by blasting his Charmander. He
abandoned hopes of Charizard and began attempting to evolve a Squirtle on his
bench. I gusted it up and used a freshly charged Mewtwo to get the KO. With
reckless abandon he sent out a Clefairy to resist. Dodrio came into play and
I finished him with Pinsir. The deck really showed off its stuff in this
match. The few people that were watching our match in the room packed with 70
other players looked amazed. 1-0

Round 2 vs. friend with tight Psychic deck
I have to admit, my friend Richie is playing a great Dark Mind deck. I can
beat it down though and I did in the warm up match we played earlier. He gets
the worst hand ever and he said so. 3 Gastly? My Scyther took some damage but
I ERed him to death and slashed when I escaped being paralysis. Jynx came up
late and showed him some stuff. An ugly, slow, boring match. Nothing that
fancy happened. Neither of our decks ran well and I managed to pull out a
win. I got all my prizes and he got one but I didn't like how things went. 2-0

Round 3 vs. Pokémon Newbie
I could tell he liked the show and stuff but he had noooo idea what he was
doing. It was rainbow deck. I helped him along kind of but beat him down
terribly. Turn 5 win. Even if he new how to play I still would have beat him
horribly. Record 3-0

Round 4 vs. Scott (Not Potpurri guy, Scyther Pinsir guy!)
I know this match will be spectacular, but I've never beat him. Our decks are
almost the same except he has Chans and Lees instead of Psychic so I already
have an advantage. I only get Doduo in my opening hand and see defeat. I win
the toss and Bill. I get Scyther! Yes! I bring him up and play grass. He has
Scyther also and plays grass and dances. I ER his grass and DCE with Plus
Power (what a combo!) for a KO. He looks stunned and fights back with a
flurry of ER and Pinsir. I get off a Slash before fainting but the knife is
in, now all I have to do is twist it! I use Jynx for a knockout and get back
my wasted energy with Mewtwo sweet first attack. I then knockout his Chans in
one hit each time with my lab experiment Pokémon and claim a win. I think I'm
as shocked as he is!
Record 4-0

Finals vs. Guy I want to strangle during matches!!
    He calls stupid phases like, "I'm drawing" or "Attaching this". Hes also
a poser who rips off my decks! Its a wannabe version of my deck with fire
instead of Psy so he can beat me. People like this should be deported! I do
my best to beat him down but fire is too overwhelming and my psy was
somewhere deep in the deck. I almost stalled him out but he got me with one
card left. At least I know my deck is great! And I'll be ready for the big
Christmas tourney. I get an Italian Cream soda on the house and 2 boosters.
Well thats all for now....catch ya on the Chansey side!

Takeshi
Farfetch PS@aol.com