The league was held at Red Dragon
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                                April 16th, 2000
                                Burnsville, MN

I decided to make a haymaker about a month ago and actually see how powerful
haymaker were.  They are very powerful.  I played against a haymaker with my
beatrush and won last month, I guess I was just lucky.
Here's my deck:
4   Scyther
4   Hitmonchan
4   Electabuzz
4   Jigglypuff
(16 pokemon)

3   GOW
2   Pluspower
2   Computer Search
1   Item finder
3   Energy Removal
4   Bill
2   Oak
2   Super Energy Removal
2   Scoop Up

21 Trainers
11 Fighting Energy
9   Lightning Energy
3   DCE(I lost my 4th one)

Report:
(Advanced Haymaker vs. pyrhokenesis)
My friend created this deck and came up with this name.  Pyrho means fire,
and kenesis means psychic.  Oh well, it's not a great deck or anything.  I
got to go first and brought out hitmonchan while he had a charmander.  I had
another hitmonchan on my bench.  He had a jigglypuff on his bench.  I jabbed
charmander until he was knocked out.  By then he had kadabra out, but who
cares!  He has in his deck, 1 abra, 1 kadabra, and none of alakazam.  For
some reason he likes kadabra better then alakazam.  Jigglypuff was also
knocked out with special punch in one shot.  His kadabra came out and super
psy.  It knocked out Hitmonchan.  Then I brought out jigglypuff that was
powered up by 2 colorless.  Then he foirfiet because he wanted the holo mew
fast.
(1-0)

(Advanced Haymaker vs. fire/fight)
I thought this adult would actually play real well until I saw him play a
potion last game.  I found out he was just a beginner trying to learn how to
play.  Maybe I should of use my cheap hay.  I got two hitmonchans again and
placed one as active and the other one on the bench.  He brought out a
chansey.  Maybe we should have played no weakness/resistance.  I got to go
first and jabbed.  Oh, I also put down a scyther.  I wasted his chansey, and
he put in charmander, which I knocked out in 3 turns.  Then he put in magmar,
but I energy striped magmar,  then i knocked him out.  He didn't have any
more pokemon on the bench.
(2-0)

(Advanced Haymaker vs. psychic deck)
This adult wanted a challenge, because there's never really anybody who is
really good in this league.  He didn't want Weakness or resistance, which
helped me because i had a hitmonchan out, and he had mr. mime out.  I jabbed
twice.  he brought out a kangaskahn.  I charged up my other hitmonchan
because i thought he was going to damage hitmonchan some time or another.  He
powered up kadabra on the bench while fetching with hitmonchan.  I knocked
out kangaskahn.  He brought out kadabra and super psy.  I scoop hitmonchan
out and put my other hitmonchan in.  i SER kadabra, knocked him out with
special punch.  He brought out base mewtwo, and he couldn't attack yet.  i
special punch once and ER.  I used jab and he brought out mew.  Mew koed in 2
turns.  I pc search for a scoop up and scooped up hitmonchan, putting my
scyther on the bench.  Oh yeah, he brought out another mewtwo which was
knocked out in two turns.

props to red dragon
props to pojo
props to the adults for showing up

slops for nothing this time

My Email address is ehs1377@cs.com
Thanks!