<ed note:  I now believe this person is on something significantly stronger that I am (please note the lack of the use of the words "smoke" and "crack").  Once again, I have NO BUSINESS posting this report.  Please...people...I beg of you...no..I PLEAD with you - do NOT send me reports like this just because I am posting this one.  Things like this make me laugh really hard, though.  If you do send me something like this, it better make me laugh hard, or it's getting dumped in the "this report sucks" bin, otherwise known as the "deleted items" folder.  Oh, and one more thing - this report is hereby NOT in contention for the Report of the Month contest.  It might make me laugh, but it ain't gonna win.  -Scott>

   Me finally back from Insane Asylum Vacation....me enjoy....me go to pool
at Pokemon Vacation Land and compete in competition with Snubble, Raichu, and
the super evil Marril! Me get squished by Snorlax....he fart. Me saw weird
images of dancing Pokemon with weird 1970s back ground....me thought me was
on something then me remember.....me WAS! Me been reading good deck
report....me like Mootwo deck that play "Song Two"....make me bounce off
walls. Me not know how do fancy music...me spend time making poopipult. Me
disappointed me no win deck report of month....me win for sure this time. My
new deck is called JarJarBinksSlayer....me name it after my grandma....here
go...

4x Hitmonchan (Rogaine....Rogaine...Rogaine)
1x Machop (doooobedooooobedoooooooooo)
3x Electabuzz (He fat....he scary...he go....electabuuuuuuuuuuuuzz...that
funny)
3x Pikachu (get away from me ye Satan...oh nevermind...just Pikachu)
2x Evil...excuse me...Dark Raichu (Snarflask....hoochie)
2x Scyther (Krispy Kreme Donuts....and he's green!)
1x Kangaskahn (Uh oh.....big boongle!!)
1x Ditto (Kamehameha ha ha ha ha ha....that funny)
10x Fighting Energy (Hasta Luego...*translation* Who's your daddy?!)
11x Lightning Energy (Moooooootwo wuz hyre)
3x Gust of Wind (Look Lara Croft!! Ha ha ha...you drool on keyboard!!)
2x Computer Search (Raisins are natures laxative)
2x Item Finder (Find items.....that stupid yet help in late game)
4x Bill (Ha ha ha....Darth Maul has butt disease...)
2x Prof Oakie (Total PoopContent......1%)
2x Super Energy Removal (*if you are Bob Dole...please stop reading here)
1x Energy Retrieval
3x Jedi Lightsaber
4x Incinerate
1x Wooga Wooga Wooga
3x Frodo.....not JIGGLYPUFF....moron...
3x Plus Power (Wonders never cease)
1x Bouncing Beebles
4x Dark Ritual
3x Energy Removal (Ha ha ha...kick Hiro Yui out window...he no die...that
funny)

    They let me out for tournament at
Missssisssip...Missip...issi....issssisip...big river....cards and comics..me
think name funny. Me laugh....me buy 2 Team Rocker boosters packs....me get
two funny looking Raichu. Me laugh at stupid number. They let me play in
'nother tournament...new deck win for sure!!

Round 2 billion vs. Bill Gates
Me play goofy guy with hay....hay.....maker of hay...he look at my deck and
whine...he call deck judge...me get mad. Poopie Head Deck Judge say "No Lord
of the Five Rings cards, no Magic cards, no Star Wars cards...got that
MORON!" Me say, "......" Me short a few cards so me fill with Weedles....they
no care because they say me no have any grass. Bill Gates play
Hitmonchan...me use most scariest card....WEEEEEDLE!!!!! Hitmonchan eat
Weedle....me have to use Ele....Ele.....bu.....Erebuu (for Japanese exchange
students who have too much time on their hands....that funny). My Electabuzz 
eat Hitmonchan and he bring up Clefairy...me laugh....me do metronome..he
look sleepy but stay awake cuz he drink mocha lattte java espresso....me beat
him with rabid Pikachu in mobile suit (well...maybe me make up mobile suit
part...but it was a Pikachu). ME WIN!!!! BOOYAH!

Round 1.5 vs. dlanoD
Donald very serious....he good at Magic...he play Dances with Wolves...or
something like that...he play new Squirtle...me laugh...me have
Electabuzz....me have hand full of Plus Powers...me knock out Squirtle but he
have Articuno...me scared....me play R2-D2 and Tapioca....he play energy to
Articuno...me feel cold already...me build up Pikachu....me Computer Search
for Evil...excuse me..Dark Raichu. He almost ready to attack with
Articuno...me use big fat Raichu....me win!!! A Pii jumps out of my pocket
and lands in dlanoD's lap...me say "You Piid your pants!!!!!!! Me win Me win
Me win....do you believe in MIRACLES!!!!? Me do!!!" ME WIIIIIN

Round 3 vs. Kid with Final (laugh) Destruction
    This kid remind me of Jar Jar Binks...he have one copy of almost every
rare he owns thrown into deck....me is stupid and me better than this...not
much say...me beat him bad with a Pikachu...me laugh...he cry...he Pii his
pants. ME WIN....ME GOING TO THE FINALS!

Round 4 vs. Scoot Gerhardt
    Me no want play my idol.....Scoot Gerhardt....he play Fossil
Poopourri...me scåred..me no want beat him....me play easy....he stomp on me
with Fossil Magmar....me sad...me let him kill Pikachu...just as he about to
win me realize his name Scoot Gerhardt....not Scott Gerhardt....me get
mad...me evolve to save prize and start smacking with Scyther...me beat
Scoot...me laugh.....me rip off his face...it a mask!!! It really Jar Jar
Binks!!!! Me was wondering why he say "Mesa use Smog attack".....me win....me
on top of the world....me....me....me stepped on Pii....little kids started cr
ying...me start crying....I try to blow him back up like in cartoons....kids
get angry....kids tie me to comic rack and burn me at the stake err rack. Me
dead.

SLORPZ and PORPZ
SLORPZ to Milli Vanilli.....for being kangaroos!!!
SLORPZ to Krillin for being bald!
PORPZ to Pamela Anderson Lee....for two reasons
SLORPZ to bagels without cream cheese
PORPZ to me for dying
SLORPZ to SCOOT Gerhardt
PORPZ to me losing deck report of month

                                                    me sign here,
                                                            PokePath