The Nameless Sponge Thingy v1.0
MrMonkey33
Comic City
Hermitage, TN
Saturday, August 5th
8 Participants
 
Today was the long-awaited Gym Heroes: Prerelease Tournament.  This is my first-ever Killer Deck Report, and my first-ever pokemon event besides Pokemon League.  I used, as you can probably guess, a sponge deck.  Here it is:
 
The Nameless Sponge Thingy v1.0
3 Electabuzz
3 MP Mewtwo
2 Scyther
2 Ditto
4 Professor Oak
4 Bill
3 Computer Search
3 Item Finder
4 PlusPower
3 Super Energy Removal
3 Rocket Sneak Attack
3 Gust of Wind
2 Scoop Up
2 Nightly Garbage Run
4 Double Colorless Energy
7 Lightning Energy
8 Psychic Energy
 
For some reason, we did this in a bracket with double-elimination instead of the other, less-organized way it was supposed to be done.  Oh well.  On to the matches!
 
Round 1 vs. ??? using a deck with a lot of colors.
Well, this was his first game ever, so I spent most of my time teaching.  My Mewtwo got 3 or 4 prizes before it was KO'ed by a Kadabra, with some assistance from PlusPowers.  Then I brought up a Ditto with 3 energy and killed it off, leaving him with no pokemon in play.  Second game is kinda fuzzy.  I remember a base zapdos being KO'ed by Scyther and Mewtwo coming in to save the day once again.  That's about it.
 
Semi-Finals vs. JB with EVIL Wiggly deck
I hate wigglytuff.  I've gotten tired of the same pokemon, the same attack, the same trainers, so on and so on.  But I played, and lost, and lost.  Energy Removal and resistance kept wigglytuff alive, and my Gust of Winds were only a temporary solution.  The wiggly prevailed both games, but that's to be expected against a sponge deck....
 
Between Rounds
Jacob, who had been knocked out 1st round by JB's EVIL wigglytuff, noticed that JB's deck seemed a little big.  We counted it, and counted it, and counted it, until we came to the conclusion that it was 64 CARDS!!!  He claims that someone messed with his deck, and that he didn't know about it.  We tell the store employee running the tournament, he looks through the deck.  He talks to JB in another room, then comes back, with JB's deck, now containing only 60 cards, and says that he can play on.  We argue that he should be disqualified, but to no avail.  JB goes on to win the finals.  None of us are really happy about this, and we later find out that he DID know his deck was illegal.  *sigh*
 
Battle for 3rd Place vs. John with Potpourri
Stupid memory failing me!  I can't remember much on the first game, except that I won.  The second game, however, was a close and intense match.  Koffing kept confusing me, and I kept getting tails.  But then Scyther comes in and gets 3 unanswered prized before he is KO'ed.  But by that time, I have Ditto, which comes in destroys.  He was rather annoyed by the powers of Ditto, but then it got KO'ed too.  This is when my Mewtwos, all 3 of em, come in and destroy.  We are tied with one prize each, but then I oak, finding a Gust of Wind, and bring out his damaged Scyther.  Psyburn, KO.  I probably would have lost the next turn.
 
Well, 3rd place is pretty good, but wait, the store didn't get enough boosters from Wizards to give the winners enough packs.  I ended up getting only 1 pack.  1st got 5 packs, and 2nd got 3.  The rest got no extra packs.  Although everyone did get an extra free pack, I still miss out on 2 packs.  I buy a pack from JB, the unworthy winner of the tournament, for $4. *sigh*
 
I got NO holos, except for the Erica's Dragonair and Erica I traded something for.  And I got the rare Brock's Zubat, which is worse than the common one.
 
Props to:
MP Mewtwo
Free packs
McDonalds for providing lunch before the tourney
Um, other stuff....
 
Slops to:
JB
Wigglytuff
Losing to Wigglytuff
Playing Wigglytuff
Seeing Wigglytuff
Mentioning Wigglytuff
5 slops about Wigglytuff
Resistance
Getting one pack for 3rd place
Rare 30 HP Zubat
Getting no holos
 
Hmmm, a few more slops than props, but it was still fun.
 
Oh yeah, I saw someone get a Team Rocket's Trap, and it is EVIL!!! EVIL, I tell ya!!!
 
Well, that's it.  Sorry if it's too short for your liking, but my memory has quickly died since summer started....
 
MrMonkey33
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