Greetings to the Pojo staff and anyone else who reads this killer report.

                          Lil' Mewer v.1.2
                        Psychic @ Electric
                         Saturday June 10, 2000
                          Toys-R-Us
                          Moline Il
                          Fifteen participants

This by far is probably the best working deck I have constructed in my
pokemon gaming.  It flies through the air attacking the weakness and has a
little twist to it as well.  I used the force to make it and being a Jedi
has yet to let me down, well except for that one time when I slipped while
playing frisbee and collided with a large brick post.

The ingredients:
10 psychic           8 lightning           3 Dce

3 electabuzz  (I'm not going to put what each card is for, taking into
consideration that everyone should already know, kay)
3 scyther
1 mew
2 mp mewtwo
3 clefairy
2 clefable

2 ser
2 energy removal
4 oak
3 garbge run
3 g.o.w.
2 challenge (they would be in sad shape if the accept)
2 switch
2 energy retreival
2 super potion
2 computer search

And now for the showdown.
It was a bright and sunny day, I had just finished my hostess bluberry pie
and o.j. and stepped out to see the challengers at the pokemon league. 
There were some from Iowa and Illinois, and all very eager to test their
skills.  I spotted a challenger and he stated that his deck was the best and
would put mine to shame.  Well feeling a little tired I shrugged him off and
found some other guy who wasn't boasting so much.  But I would come back to
him later for desert.
He pulled out his raindance deck and shuffled like the blackjack dealers in
vegas and away we went.
Round 1 Fight
In my draw I caught a Mewtwo, Scyther oak and dce.  He laid out a squirtle
and lapras.  He flipped the coin and on tails I went first. I laid a energy
on scyther and passed.  He laid one on his lapras and did 10.  I drew a
challenge and issued, he accepted so he went for squirtle lapras and
arcticuno, I of course grabbed a clefairy and 3 electabuzz.  I swear he peed
his pants when he saw that.  I attached the dce to scyther and oaked, then
removed his energy and slashed.  He started to power up the big bird.  I
started building up electabuzz and clefairy.  I ko'ed the transport and he
sent up the bird who was one shy of freeze dry bummer dude, and guess what
my prize was a clefable.  He oaks and bills evolving wartortle. I slash with
scyther and pass.  He attempts at paralyzing but fails.  I bring up the
fairy and started a blizzard nailing his bench and taking a prize.  He put
up wartortle and bites.  I retreat and and drop the toaster in the tub with
electabuzz. He brings up everyone else to the same demise.  I win and shake
hands complimenting him on his paitence and love of the game.
1-0

By now the sun is overhead and I'm starting to develop a farmers tan on my
arms.  So I role up my sleeves and grab a soda and talked to a monkey for a
minute then found another challenger.  He was sitting in a chair and had a
big smile on his face from his previous win over the guy who was bragging so
much.  I sat down and laid out the cards.
Round 2 Fight!!!
He brought out a fire and lightning haymaker, something I did not expect,
but no matter if I win or lose I flip the coin, he goes first. He lays out a
base set magmar, and attaches an energy.  I plant one on scyther and oak
hoping for the best.  He lights up magmar again and flame punches scyther
ouch that one hurt.  Luckily in the oak I got a clefable, I retreat the bug,
throw out the fairy attach and energy and flame on, flame off.  Game over. 
Man you just gotta love clefable.  Well I normally hate him but he's working
to my advatage so I just shut up.
2-0
No I'm seriously starting to get hot and the sun is glaring off of the
plastic card covering and my holofoil scyther blinded me, darned sun, only
if I had a really powerful hose, or some magic sea monkeys.
The day was nearing the end and I went back to the guy who had high hopes of
winning but lost all day and I challenged him.  He thought for sure he was
going to win, I'm sure he was thinking I was using the same deck I used the
week before and he mopped the floor with it and then lit it on fire and
laughed.  Boy was he in for a suprise.
Round 3 fight
He stated the name of his deck was telekinetic evolution.  He flipped and I
went first. I laid down a Mewtwo and a Buzz.  He flipped over two dratini
and a gastly. I attached a energy to buzz and passed.  He stuck one on the
dragon and passed.  I drew a computer search so I gave up some for a oak and
put an energy down and used it and got what I hoped for. I switched and used
buzz and nailed him for thirty.  He attached and energy to dratini and
evolves the benched one and used the pokemon power for a haunter and flips
heads with gambler.  He attacks and paralyzed my electric kitty.  I lay down
a scyther and clefairy, and passed.  He lays down a farfetched and paralyzes
me again.  I use a gust on the dragonair and pass.  He puts on on dragonair
and grabbed a gengar, and gusted my mewtwo.  I draw an oak and used it and
put back all the cards i just discarded and did energy absorbtion.  He
attaches another dragonair and lays down another gastly and tail strikes for
twenty.  I retreat and hit him for forty with buzz.  he curses buzz and hits
me for forty and takes a prize.
I then brought up clefairy and and evolved and took out the dragon.  He
sends up gastly and licks me to no avail.  I paralyze and he goes laying an
energy to gengar and passes.  I retreat and bring up mewtwo and took out his
bad gas.  He brings up gengar, and nails mewtwo.  I retreat again and
darkmind with clefable taking out his other dratini. he retreats and fails
at leek slap.  I do pot smash until the duck is gone.  He has only gengar
left with thirty damage.  he hits my mewtwo for another prize.  I do thirty
again and wait.  He lays down another duck so I do another thirty and gengar
disapated.  He sends up the duck and hits me for thirty.  I retreat and
bring up buzz for a one hit wonder.  My game, and he is left salty.
3-0
After that I went to wendys for a frosty.
Props
to lisa out gym leader
to little kids who arent afraid to play cards with someone three times there
own age.
to wendys
my friend for giving me a ride
to all the other participants who make driving forty five minutes worth
going.
slops
the sun and wind
the monkey who tried to steal my pez
the kid who kept trying to get my dark raichu first edition and offered only
a base set two kangaskhan and a rockets sneak attack.
to those who think I'm to old to play pokemon.

Thank you
And remember people judge you not by the size of your feet, but by weather
your socks match.

Johnny C.
pezcrumb79@hotmail.com
_________________________________