I entered a great tournamament at name of the game in pacific beach in san
diego, california. this is a great place cus i am the second best there
right behind my cousin the rock. My cousin beats everyone, but anyway let
me get to my deck. there were about twelve people who entered the
tournament. admission was $5. It was DCI sanctioned.
i call it : "SLAPNUTS"
the purpose of the deck is to "numb" my opponents deck. i make
them draw
all their cards.
It includes:
4 lickatounge
4 moltres
4 chancey
trainers:
4 imposter prof. oak
4 pokemon center
4 scoop up
4 gust of wind
4 switch
2 computer search
26 fire (I know it sounds like too much, but it really numbs 'em!!!)
each one of us played four rounds, and one game each.
Round 1: Sean
this was an easy victory. of all my opponents, I numbed him the most.
I
drew all 4 likatungs on the first draw. i showed him my hand just to mock
him. this is where the numbing began. his deck was incredibly fast
and
ran on four bill and four oak. He kept thunder punching my moltres and
likatung but i wildfired his deck away quickly. He took the gold in the
"numbed" event of the special olympics.
1-0
Round 2: jason
i almost called the police on this kid cus he smokes crack. he kept
telling my cousin how good he was, but he kept falling out of his seat.
how good can you be if you can't even sit in your own seat?. his deck was
okay. it made it to the second round. but it was no match for mr.
moltres. i kept asking him, "you like that, don't you?!" every
time i
wildfired him. this was another quick victory.
2-0
Round 3: du
this was ridiculous. one comment....Du the dew! he was using an
articuno
deck, if you want to call it a deck. i wildfired all his basics except for
one articuno. then I divebombed it at the very end. i felt bad for
du
because he spent $5 to get whipped. Everyone kept making fun of him
they
kept singing...Du Du Du...Du of earl...earl earl. Any way, this was an
easy win. I lit this kid up like a manorah. Now on to round four.
3-0
Round 4: ben johnson
they call this man the rock and there is an obvious reason. I got rocked!
my moltres were no match for his electabuzz. But i did not feel so bad
losing to him because he is my cousin and he stuns everybody. every
saturday it's the same story. Everyone comes with $5 and leaves with
nothing. i just enjoy telling people "thanks for coming,"
"donate again
next week!," and "you lose, you get nothing!!!"
Final score 3-1
First place: The Rock
Second place: me,Biff
Third place: it doesn't matter
i had a blast in this tournament cus everyone was teasing everyone. there
were lots of funny jokes, mostly about sean. but that's ok cus he likes
it. i enjoyed watching Chris, the owner of name of the game, hand my
cousin and i money, and everyone else a promo card. Enjoy your cards
gentlemen!!!
props:
1) The rock for winning
2) me for numbing half the people there
3) Everyone for donating $5 to my cousin and I
4) sean for making such a ridiculous deck
5) the homeless guy who kept walking by and talking to himself.
slops:
1)Sean for wasting my time with his ridiculous deck
2) Du for not bathing before showing up
3) Liam for copying the rocks deck. Biting is not cool.
4) andrew rosengrant for crushing two kids and eating my tweenkie when i
wasn't looking. next time you pull that one, i'll steal your hamakah.
i know someone will want to respond about my deck. perhaps you're looking
for the cure to the numbness it brought you. just give me a heads up at:
wwfpro@yahoo.com
(please don't e-mail me if you are one of those 50 year old drunks in a
wheel chair, with one arm, who has an eye patch like a pirate, named
"chester.") by the way.