Place:   Mint Card Company, MD
Date:   May 13, 2000
Around 10 participants

    Hey Pojo!  I used my updated Haymaker/TuffStuff deck at the local
tournament this week and it came with awesome results.  I hope you post this
one (the last two I may have forgotten my email).  Anyways, to the report!

WigglyMaker v. 3.5

15 Pokemon
3 Hitmonchan
3 Electabuzz
3 Scyther
3 Jigglypuff
2 Wigglytuff
1 Kangaskhan

25 Trainers
4 Bill
2 Prof. Oak
4 PlusPower
3 ER
3 SER
2 CPU Search
2 GOW
3 Scoop Up
2 Challenge!

20 Energy
4 DCE
8 Fighting
6 Electric
2 Rainbow

    I use the basic Hay strategy of hitting hard and fast while waiting for
Wiggly and Challenge! to get into my hand.  I Challenge! first so he might
not know I have a Wiggly then start Waving the opponent into the loser's
bracket!

Round1 v.  AeroHay

    Hmm.  Wish this one could've waited for finals.  We are the two best
players and always get 1st and 2nd.  Luckily he got a Buzz v. my Hitmonchan
and didn't draw anything else.
    1-0

Round2 v. Turbo Charizard

    DO NOT ask me about the %&$*ing name.  The 10 year old I was playing told
me that was the deck's name.  And guess what... never got a Charizard.  He
did get a Charmander against my Scyther!  Anyways, I went first, attached a
Rainbow to Scyther, and Danced, and finished.  He put an energy on Charmander
and scratched for twenty.  I drew but didn't have any DCE so attahced a
Fighting and laid down a Hitmonchan.  He drew, evolved Chamander into
Charmeleon and attached another energy. My turn, now here's a little math for
your arithmetically challenged:

    Scyther's Slash (30)+ 1 PlusPower= dead Charmeleon
   
That settles that one.
    2-0

Round3- BYE
    I was the highest ranked undefeated person so I got a bye since there
were only 5 people left.  I decided to play the store owner when everyone was
half way done, but we only got through a couple turns.

Round4 v. "Perty Colors" (Timmy from South Park)
    This kid had one of those "Overnight Bag" decks that Satoshi talks about,
hence the nickname for the deck and creator.  Everytime hemade a bad move I
would say "Timyyyyy, and the Lords of the Underworld."  He sarted with : a
Base Zpdos active, Charmander, Articuno, and Pikachu.  I'm willing to guess
he built think deck with 5 boosters and energy.  I easily wiped him out with
my Wiggly and Hitmonchan after turn 3.  Don't really need to go into details
(he brought out a Pikachu to fight my Hitmonchan?!).
    3-0

Round5- This round determined my opponent.  Luckily Ernie, the guy from
Round1 won the battle. Otherwise, we'd fighttwo duels b/c it was doubl;e
elimination and we were both undefeated. 

Round6 v. Round1
    hehe. He drew better this time, but it was still easy.  Today just wasn't
his day.  He had Scyther and I had Scyther and Jiggly.  He went first and
benched a Fossil out and said he was done.  I put a Rainbow on Scyther and
Oaked.  I ended up with 1 Wiggly, 1 Challenge!, 2 Bill, 2 ER, and a CPU
Search.  I laid down Challenge! but he declined.  I drew two cards and used
the Bills to end up with 4 Basics and 2 PlusPowers.  I put down the 2
Hitmons, 1 Buzz, and Kangaskhan and evolved Jiggly.  "Hello Wigglytuff, I'd
like you to meet my friend's Scyther."  KABAM!  He down a Scyther and I'm
down a PlusPower.  He didn't get another Pokemon so retreated the Fossil as a
forfeit.
    4-0

hel....oh wait....heck yeah!  I got 2 TR and 2 Base Two bossters which had a
Dark Vileplume and Hypno, Scoop Up, and Clefable.

Now for Props and Slops

<<GhEtToFaBuLoUs MoDe:  ON>>
PrOpZ
1.  to my brothah Ernie for bein a good loser
2.  to the owner for lettin me battl'im
3.  to my homie-g runnin' the counter for hookin' me up wit some killer
booster packs
4.  to the shiznit Mint Card Company for holdin' this little shindig
5.  to Scott Gerhardt for letting me try out to be a Deck Mechanic and
posting this (hint hint Scott, throw the worst deck you can find at me)

sLoPz
1.  to that beotch owner for not finishing the battle
2.  to kid I battled in ROund4
3.  to anyone bad enough that he beat them and got that far into the
tournament
4.  to whoever let the kid bring that deck to the tournament and still play.
5.  to Scott if this isn't posted and I never get a chance as a mechanic.

<<GhEtToFaBuLoUs MoDe:  OFF>>

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