Hey pojo,

    I just got back from a pokemon tournament at Microplay in Houston Texas.
My new H2Whoa deck was only defeated once due to a gay 15 minute time limit.
Well anyway here is my deck:

Pokemon

2 magikarp (one team rocket & one base)
2 gyrados
2 poliwag
2 poliwhirl
1 poliwrath
2 lapras
3 squirtle
2 blastoise
1 articuno

Trainers

2 oak
3 breeder
4 CPU Search
3 bill
1 nightly garbage run
3 goop gas (the ultimant anti-Mr. Mime and lets me shut down areodactyl for a
turn)
2 gambler
2 GOW
1 switch

21 water energy

My deck is a classis Rain dance and revolves around my blastoise. Their were
only 12 people at the tournament and it was 3 points for a win, 1 for a tie
and 0 for a loss.

Now onto the matches


Round 1
H2Whoa vs. Aarron with psychic stall

I start with a lapras, breeder, switch and 4 energy. He gets a team rocket
Abra and a team rocket dratini. I go first and attach an energy. I draw a CPU
search and water gun for 10. He draws and passes. I draw a squirtle and lay
it down. I attach another energy and water gun for 20. He draws attches an
energy and psyshcocks for 10 w/ paralysis. I draw and CPU search for a
blastoise and use breeder. I raindance 4 energy onto blastoise and use switch
to make him active. I knock out his abra and take a prize, an energy. He
bings out his team rocket dratini, attaches a DCE, lays down a chansey and
does wrap with no paralysis. I hydro pump for 50 and knock out dratini. He
draws and attaches a DCE and attempts to scrunch but fails. I go and draw a
CPU search. I search for an oak and use it. I get a goop gas, lapras, GOW and
the rest energy. I attach another energy to blastoise and hydro pump for 60.
He draws, lays down a Mr. mime and laughs at me because he thinks I am
totally screwed. I hydro pump for the knock out and get a bill as a prize. He
sends out Mr. Mime. I grin and hold up my goop gas. He drops his jaw and gets
really mad. I use it and hydro pump for the victory.

Win 1-0

Round 2
H2Whoa vs Joe with water/colorless deck

I start with a great hand squirtle, breeder, blastoise, 2 water energy, an
articuno and an oak. I send out articuo and he sends out a snorlax with a
benched seel. I go first bench squirtle and say go. He draws attaches a water
energy and says go. I use breeder and and rain dance 2 energy onto articuno
and oak. I attach 2 more energy and do blizzard with doing 10 to his seel. He
draws and evolves his seel and then I finish off his snorlax. He sends out
his pumped up dewgong and does aurora beam for 50. I feel very screwed until
I draw a bill. I use it and get an energy and a oak. I attach that energy to
Blastoise. I oak and get 2 more much needed energy which I rain dance onto
blastoise. I use blizzard and flip tails doing ten to blastoise (boo hoo). He
draws and kills articuno and I send out my blastoise and hydro pump his
dewgong and become victorious. I then laugh at him until he stops his
bragging and snotty ways.

Win 2-0


Round 3
H2Whoa vs Jim with a Haymaker

I am not worried about this match because it was his first time and I helped
to make his deck. I start off ok with a poliwag CPU search, and a squirtle. I
start with a squirtle and he starts with a scyther. He goes first and gusts
out my poliwag. He also attaches a DCE and I almost piss my pants. I attach a
water energy and water gun for 10. I am really scared at this point but
luckily he didn't have anymore energy. He draws and passes. I draw a breeder
and I cpu search for a blastoise. I use breeder and water gun for 30 after
raindancing some energy. He finally gets and electric energy and slashes the
crap outta me. I send out my blastoise and draw a CPU search (Thank god). I
search for an oak, what else? I oak and power up my blastoise with 5 energy
and hydro pump for the knock out. I get a breeder as the prize. He draws
after I just won and gets a hitmonchan. I feel sorry for him since I made his
deck I acted like I didn't know if he could do that and I just said lets keep
going. I hydro pump twice more and anihlate that little skirt wearing boxer.

Win 3-0

Round 3
H2Whoa vs Travis with a copy of my deck (this match is kinda fuzzy)

This is one of my friends who I let use my deck one time and he liked it so
much that he made a copy of it only this one was cheap. Like he uses dewgongs
instead of a gyarados and he uses fake blastoises. Well anyway I first get a
bad hand which was a lonely team rocket magikarp and 7 energy. He sends out a
fake articuno. I get to go first and nothing really happens until I get three
energy on magikarp and use rapid evolution to evolve and I dragon rage his
articuno and a squirtle until he sends out his Dewgong    (I am really
getting tired of that card). I get paralized about three times and on the
last one he used a plus power. Luckily I busted out a pumped up poliwrath and
kept using whirlpool but when I had 2 prizes left He only had one and on the
last turn he kept reading all of my discarded team rocket cards and let the
time ran out. I got really mad because how can anyone battle on a 15 minute
time limit!? But little did he know he will get his later on.

Loss 3-1    

Round 5 *playoffs for 1st place*

H2Whoa vs Travis with copy of my deck

ok this was very short and sweet....for me atleast. I get a 3rd turn
blastoise and I pump up a gyarados and kill 3 squirtle and 2 seels and a fake
articuno with him not even taking one of my prizes.

Win 4-1

For getting first place I get 2 team rocket boosters which I got a non holo
Dark Vileplume and a nice shiny HERE COMES TEAM ROCKET!

Now it is time for Props & Slops

props to Aarron for not being afraid of losing to me
props to me for winning my fourth tourny
props to Joe for trading me Pichu for a a non holo Dark Charizard and a non
holo Vileplume.
props to pojo for being the best pokemon website out there.

slops to travis for copying my deck
slops to the 1st place prize
slops to Stephen for not coming

Thanx for reading
        -Steven

P.S. email me for comments and suggestions at Smasher137@aol.com