VENUSAUR

VENUSAUR'S CHORE'S

By Nathaniel Mcknight

Saterday September 30, 2000

Approx. 10 people

Yo Pojo maniacs! Nathaniel here wit my first report. It was a Tuffstuff, but that was 'cause my Venucenter wasn't really fast enough to make it. So I switched. But now, I just got a crapload of No Removal Gyms and I switched back. So, without further adu(ado?), I present......

VENUSAUR'S CHORE'S

2 R.S.A. (Rocket's Sneak Attack)

2 N.G.R. (Nightly Garbage Run)

2 G.O.W. (Gust of Wind)

Round 1: VENUSAUR'S CHORE'S vs. RAINDANCE

This guy is a cheater. First off, he stacks his cards. His Blastoise is the only one with a case, and he tries to pick up twice per turn. I beat him anyway. I start with okay hand, which was a G.O.W., Breeder, 2 Grass N.R.G. and a D.C.E. Bulba' on the bench, Scyther active. He starts with a lonely Base Squirtle. His turn first. Puts on a water N.R.G. and does 10. I pick up a Comp. Search, Grass on Scyther and I dance. He evolves into Base Wartortle Water N.R.G. on an' withdraw no effect. I draw a Venusaur, but I didn't care-I had a plan. I put a D.C.E. on Scyther, search for a Plus Power, put it on and SLASH!!!

Round 2: VENUSAUR'S CHORE'S vs. FIGHTING/PSYCHIC HAYMAKER

A lot of the time this kid can beat me, but I battled him anyway. I start off with a Scyther active and a Bulbasaur on my bench. He has a Hitmonchan active, with a Hitmonchan and 2 Clefairy on his bench. I go first. I place an N.R.G. on Scyther, R.S.A. a G.O.W, and swords dance. He places an N.R.G. on Clefairy, and passes. I play a No Removal Gym, place an N.R.G. on Scyther, gust out a Clefairy, and slash. I picked up a Venusaur, which was great, because I had just evolved Bulbasaur into Ivysaur. He sends out a Clefairy, evolved it, and it eventually took down my Scyther. I sent out another Scyther, transfered some N.R.G.s to it, and slashed his Clefable for another prize. He sent a MP Mewtwo out against my Scyther and psyburned. I retreated Scyther for Venusaur, added a +power, Trans all N.R.G., and Solarbeamed. I healed Venusaur with Pokemon center whenever it collected too much damage, and eventually took out his remaining pokes.

Round 3: VENUSAUR'S CHORE'S vs. ELECTRIC ASSUALT SPONGE

I always have a tough time battling my brother, and today was no exception. I looked at my hand.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

I CAN'T BE-FRINKING-LIEVE THIS!!!!

3 GRASS, A SWITCH, A N.G.R. AND A BULBASAUR!!!! *SOB* *SNIFF-SNIFF* Ah well. He goes first, puts an N.R.G. on his active MP Mewtwo, Comp. searches,(discarding 2 psy N.R.G.) puts down 2 Electabuzz'es and oaks, R.S.A.'ed my switch and Absorbs. I pick up a......Venusaur??!! O come on! Where's the breeder? Next turn, Bulba' faints. Hey, I would have picked up an oak had I gone first.

Round 4: VENUSAUR'S CHORE'S vs. FIRE/PSYCHIC STALL

I start off with Chansey active and a benched Scyther. He has an active Fossil Magmar with a Base Abra and a Rocket Charmander on the bench. I go first, picking up a No Removal Gym, and playing it. I put a D.C.E. on Chansey and Scrunched away with a heads. He put a Fire Energy on Charmander and it was my go. I put down a Bulbasaur, searched for a D.C.E.(which I put on Chansey) and Oaked. I think I got a Venusaur, a No Removal Gym, 2 Bill and the rest Energies. I Billed twice(I get Scy' and and Ivysaur and the rest I forget) then Double-Edged his Magmar, picking up an Item finder as my prize. He brings out Char' and plays Pokemon Breeder to Charizard?? Weird. Puts on a D.C.E. and says go. Okay. Fine. I used Comp. search for a breeder and got out Venusaur, putting on him a Grass N.R.G. I put down a Scyther. Then I used Double-Edge, bringing out scyther. He puts on a Fire N.R.G. and used Fire Spin. I bring ouy the other Scyther, D.C.E. on him, Transed the Grass N.R.G. from Venusaur to him, R.S.A.'ed a switch, slaped down a +Power and Slash. Basically, I build up that Venusaur and destroyed his other Pokemon. (BTW, that Abra became an Alakazam, but I took care of it) Had to Pokemon Center once, but that was all.

Record 3/1

Round 5: VENUSAUR'S CHORE'S vs. GRASS/GROUND ?????

Newbie. Don't know anything about him. He starts off with 2 Fossil Zubats to my lowly Bulbasaur's. (2) Me go first. I have a silly hand-3 N.R.G., 2 N.G.R. Put a Grass on and I say go. He puts down a Geodude, slaps on a D.C.E. and attemps to confuse me. Attempts. I use Leech Seed. He puts a Grass on his other Zubat, Bills and confuses my Bulba'. *sigh* Hey, what's this? An Ivysaur you say? HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!! I sent that Zubat into the middle of next week. The rest is for you to figure out for yourself. (No, I didn't lose!)

I watched the guy with the Fire/Psychic Stall beat someone else. Then he said he wanted a rematch. Said the other battle wasn't fair. Yeah, right. What an excuse!

Round 6: VENUSAUR'S CHORE'S vs. FIRE/PSYCHIC STALL

Okay, now this isn't fair. He starts off with a Rocket Char' to my active Scyther and benched Bulbasaur. I'm wiped out in a couple of turns. Oh well, even a Venucenter has to lose.

The Gym Leader said no more battles, finish up the ones you got into. I watched the other battles 'till my Mom came to pick me up. At least I got 100 points. Now the Props and Slops.

Props to my Mom for taking me

Props to Mattress Outlet for having the league

Props to Justin Smith for pointing me in this direction.

Props to Pojo for being the best kick A** site there ever was!

Slops to the cheating kid

Slops to the league for closing during the snowy months

Slops to anyone who thinks Grass sucks (It doesn't, try it you dork!)

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