Clefable's Clean Course
                              By Scott Smith
                               Houston TX
                              at Toys R US
                             Sunday 9/30/00
                           Scarley 83 league players


OK im cunfused ive been using my deck (wich i will post in a second) for a
month now (mostly at League) but nobody has seen its true power now ive won
all except 9 games out of 33 now that's pretty darn good that is for a NON
"HAYMAKER" (thanks Dr. Evil youre the funniest man alive behind Jim Carey
and Brock LOL) or Wiggly (both used quite often here but the speed isnt that
great moderate plus ive got my own lil secret wiat till the report) Now
nobody has fully found out (except me that Clefable and Ditto Are the BEST
TEAM ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! trust me they work awsome and the best part is Psy
decks are pretty common YAHOO. well onto the deck. BTW Scyther eats dust he
is the worst LAHA-HOO-SER (just kidding put that stack of bashing sticks
down ok) i'd be a real dum-dum to say that as a none joke yikes Especcially
from The # 1 Scyther Fan :drum roll please dum dim dum dum dim dum ME
HAHAHAHAHAHA gatcha actully i like Scyther but its My Freind is his #1 real
fan aghhhhghgh id lose my Sunday Afternoon football games at his house if i
didnt like that fly(gotcha again) on to the fun deck.



Pokemon (18)

3 Clefairy - evolving but i get it done quik
3 Clefable - The Power House She just cleans the course with one NGR
2 Ditto - All needed really (sorry not the worlds best speller) but
otherwise Clefables Teamate
1 Blaine's Kangaskhan - Hes really the cleanup cause Clef or Ditto tend to
get killed a little more then i want
1 Erika's Dratini - God i hate haymakers this is my counter (with my other
Chan) against those big bad Hitmoncahns and Sycthers plus it stalls just
long enough for me to get my ditto or anything else into action
3 Doduo - evovlving purposes
2 Dodrio - there for Poke power and more Fighting defense
3 The pokemon youve all been waiting for "Hitmonchan" - yes i know not much
of a secret pokemon (i just wanted to get you to read this ^_^ )so dont go
chewing me up -_-" (for you people who dont know bout that emoticon it was a
sweat drop anime style)

Trainers (22)
4 Bill - yes lame i know but oh well i need to get going
3 Oak - yes well all my trainers are lame except my totally fun deck wich i
have no intention on telling you people because im having to much fun with
my deck called "Do the Boogie" the one and only of a kind deck. WOOHOO am i
good or what man you people are gullible. GW lovers dont kill me for what im
about to say "I think the toys are a ripoff" (almost as much as Pokemon LOL)
well if you want a good anime Try Tenchi Muyo (any series this one is just
on now) or Sailor Moon im not kidding but still you people are to much ohh i
couldnt "Oak" out another ONE (GET it i would deck myself if i had another
one)ok next trainer
1 Challenge - a second bill or a life saver for me if i have only a ditto
and my oppenent had an oddish
4 GOW - Gust of Wind for you people who dont know ther Gow Pow lessons (man
i can get a joke outta anything and it wont be as corny as the Creamed Korn
( A bully who wanted a peice of me and he got a 3 month detention slip Man i
luv being tall and LOUD and Funny i JOKED my way outta that situation)
2 Lass - Hey you must be a pure Brunette for scaring all the other Trainers
back to there deck on "Board" man im funny i'm an obedient student but a
real joker
3 ER - well some of you people are docters but for those of you who just
plain dont know what ER means it means Energy Removal and NRG is Energy
:NOTE Scott Edit this out to: i removed the Texan joke from here e-mail me
at sailorplutosc@hotmail.com cause i need to find some non spam way to get
my jokes to the world):Stop the Edit out here:
1 CPU Search - Its what your on now mr. smarty pant ( man i bet you were/are
voted to be the most likley to fall into a room of Red Heads your worst
happy nightmare well for the part that you were forced and didnt go there on
you free will)
2 NRG Retreival - im to tired i need CPR From Britney Spears (Evily grins
and lets the evil plan into action) Or Justin Timberlake for all you girls
that are alive today. :Gets CPR from Britney Spears and got a photo with my
mini spy camera you know i didnt think all of you could read my mind (For
those who did congrats to figuring out this was a Dare on Truth or Dare
Game)
1 NRG Search - to tired to do another silly and funny thing
1 Item Finder - as above
1 RSA - NO im being sneakly attacked by a Red Head
:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:
1 Pokemon Trader - Well i wanted to keep this poor guy in buissness
onto Energy (20)
14 Fighting Energy -  well i need to get inshape cause my big mouth
challenged Jakie Chan to a Boxing match "Oops i did it again"
3 DCE - Well my dog needed some energy but im to lazy and cheep to let him
see in Color
1 Potion Energy - Well i have a witch (well atleastan older sister counts as
one) and she'd cast a spell and make me watch DIGIMON
aggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
2 Full Heal NRG - well i need something to heal the 4 hours of Digimon i had
to watch last night man i shouldve put more in Oh well

Aww man onto the boring Report Part oh well

Game One VS some Saijn Kid with a Raindance(J/k hes an Asain they both sound
the same so oh well)
We both Draw and then i learned from his freind who is my best freinds
cousin that hes scared of spiders so i played a joke on him but this is the
report so e-mail me (you'll find it at the bottom of the page) if you want
to hear it and ill reply to each and every one of you each prank i pulled
after each match (man i am good at this luckly nobody knew it was me cause i
set them up earlier pretending to put up wallpaper ok my Hand was 1 bill 1
Clefariy 1DCE 2 Fighting 2 Ditto
i lead off with Ditto  an bench my other "Ditto" and Clefairy on the my
bench i call Heads its Heads i go first i draw my Item Finder.He has a
Squirtle (TR) so i  shell attack for 20 draws a bill and uses it  well to
make a short story long or visa versa im bad with words i KO his Dark
Blastiose his only pokemon on turn 8 Stupid ER'S
1-0

Game 2 Vs the SJ dude again
We draw i get a Lousy hand but it has i good side well i had 6 Fighting 1
Hitmonchan I call tails its tails i go first again so i seehe only has a
lapras and a benched Squirtle i draw a GOW YES no i use my GOW and bring the
turtle and KO it on turn two then i fully pump my Chan  VS a Fully pumped
Lapras to make a short story long (visa versa i mean)
i KO 3 turns later Stupid CF
2-0
i Go trade i trade a Non-Holo Dark Zard for a 1st Ed base Raichu Yahoo
thanks little kid well i had a camping trip to got so i left after that.

Props and Slops
Props to Scott Gerhardt - Your number 2 (only behind me MWhahahahahahaha J/k
youre #1)
Props to - Sailor Moon DBZ and Tenchi Muyo for being the best anime's in the
world
Props to Me - for tading a Nonh-Holo Dark Zard for a Ist ed Base Raichu
Slops To
ME - for challenging Jakie Chan to another Boxing Match
ME - for origanlly posting this with a Texan Joke
My Comp - Stupid thing doesnt have any sound
Figithom - its Digimon - For being such a ripoff
and last but certantly the least Me - I got a D on my last report WAAAAA
:crys anime style:



Any comments email me Scott at sailorplutosc@hotmail.cm
well you can send anything there so if you want a bunch of good clean Blonde
and red Head jokes you can e-mail me there to Till then Scyther should Die
(BTW Scott i also as a scott feal your pain when you get called scoot by
some wierdo or me in duisguise MWAHAHAHHAHAHA DOH i shouldnt have said that
oh well Chat a little later (never if youre a Red Head) Tata now Bye Bye
then i also have great lawyer Jokes See ya.



Any comments any jokes that you need a good punch line for i can get you one
so send it here sailorplutosc@hotmail.com
if you are a true blue Haymaker fan then send hatemail to
sailorplutosc@hotmail.com oh yah a little note i was taught everything i
know from a paper basket(Man i crack myself up actully i learned it from the
worlds Nuber 1 ranter :drum roll please: :the drums roll no get back here i
paid one hundred dollars for that: OK now that is over he is
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anybody knows that im da bomb at ranting i even found
away to make Figithom AKA Digimon to you loyal fans


Scott