Absorbant Bubblegum Deck (electric/grass)
by Juan Paredes
Zany Brainy at Las Vegas,Nevada
Saturday,Sept.9
10 people and about 20 newbies(?!) showed up.

Hi,my name is Juan Paredes and im submitting my first Killer Deck Report.My
friend Chris,and my older sister and her friend came to the league.My sister
was just there for the hell of it.Same with her friend.I was surprised to see
so many newbies!A lot of them are those kind of little kids that buy and play
with theme decks.By the way,my deck is so far 16 wins,1 loss.A kid about 2
years younger than me challenges me to a match!Here is my deck:

The Absorbant Bubble Gum deck:

Pokemon:
3 scyther(this is so good...)
3 ditto(great for copying attacks.. in my opinion,better than Chan)
3 electabuzz (my favorite basic,40 for 2 energy?thank god!)
1 Lt. Surges Electabuzz Lv 28 (This deck absorbs,right?need more..)

Trainers:

3 gust o' wind (easy prize)
3 P.Oak (Dump crap hand for 7 new cards!)
3 Bill (Plain as "card advantage")
3 PlusPower (10 more damage is usually devastating)
3 Potion (Must Heal your Pokes!)
1 Lass (can easily ruin opponents strategy)
1 Secret Mission (a mini oak that looks at your opponents hand!)
2 scoop up (really annoying and helpful)
3 rockets sneak attack (I love this card!)
2 No removal gym (my deck is weak to removal,so this helps)
3 Comp.Search (get that oak or no removal gym!)
7 grass NRG (Scyther doesnt need it,but it makes him much better!)
8 Electric NRG (maybe i need more.....)
3 potion NRG (might take them out for Energy Retrieval and more L NRG)
2 full heal energy ( i hate those status effects!)
4 DCE (Greatly pumps Ditto and Scyther)

Now Finally,on to the matches!

Match 1
Bubble Gum vs some kid which is very weird with RainDance

Now,this kid is very weird.He starts bragging about his good hand...Then he
shows it to me!1 squirtle 1 lapras a breeder a blastoise and the rest are
water nrg.I win the flip.I start with Scy and Buzz on bench.I attach Electric
NRG to buzz and retreat to him.I Sneak Attack him and bye breeder. :)  I
shock with no paralyze.he attaches water to lapras and guns me for ten.I
attach L energy to buzz and TPunch with heads.The Next turn I kill the small
turtle.

Card of the Game:electabuzz

Wins:1
Loss:0

Between Matches:
I see chris playing with a velcro board.He puts a horse on a farm and puts
another one on top of it!Lol,it was getting some little kids' attention.Then
I get challenged to a rematch!


Match 2,the Rematch
Me Vs Raindance
I get a good hand of 2 scys,a grass nrg,DCE,ditto,oak,and bill.He then starts
talking about how he has a Poke not weak to Buzz.Of course,it was an
articuno.I start scy.I win the flip.I knew it.active Articuno with 2 squirtle
on bench.I sneak attack 1 of the two breeder in his hand.I swords dance.He
attaches Nrg to Squirt and passes.I attach DCE and slash w/pluspower the
kill.He takes out Squirtle.He gets the Toise and Rain dances Nrg and Pumps
for 40.I draw Buzz.I attach my second P power, oak,then attach Lightning to
buzz and slash for forty.He benches Lapras.Attaches NRG to Lapras,Oaks,then
gets Blastoise out.He rain dances on toise and guns me.I draw acard.Ipotion
Scy and TPunch w/heads.I draw ditto.He Pumps me.I attack Dce retreat to Ditto
and gust squirtle.I bubble w/paralysis.He quits.What a sore loser.
Wins:2 Losses:0

Card of the game:scyther and ditto

Between Matches:I see my other friend Brentin whoop some kid.(Brentin and I
are probably the two best players there)Then the both of us decided to face
off.

Match 3
Me Vs Brentin w/ Ghost Deck with movie Mewtwo


The cool thing is that everytime we battle we play amazing and the most
unexpected matches.This match is a little blurry.He starts w/2 Gastly and i
start with Scy.He wins the flip.He licks w/paralysis.I attach Electric to Scy
and Pass.He licks w/no paralysis.i play no removal gym.(his deck is heavy in
removing energy.)I attach DCE and slash.He evolves active gastly to haunter
and attaches NRG to Haunter and Oaks.He nightmares me.I awake.I slash.He
flips for transperancy.TAILS.YES!hes knocked out.I draw Lt Surges Buzz 4 my
prize.He attaches NRG and licks with paralysis.I draw attach lightning to
LT's Buzz and pass.His turn.He attaches Energy to gastly and evolves to
haunter.
He nightmares.I wake up.I attach lightning to buzz and slash with 2 plus
powers.He flips....HEADS.CRAP.My turn I draw a card.Put Electabuzz on bench.I
retreat to Lt.SurgesBuzz and discharge.I flip 2 heads!He flips for
transperancy...if tails i win...if heads,he has a chance......He prepares to
flip.The coin flips off his finger.He flips this time it hits his
eye!!!LOL!He flips again...it flips high and rolls around...TAILS!I WIN!

Wins:3 Losses:0

Card of the Game:Lt surges buzz and No removal gym

Between Matches:I walk around and watch the matches with the newbies.These
kids suck! (sorry 4 dissin)I mean, these kids play rainbow decks with
mankey!Then a newbie challenges me.

Last Match!

Me Vs Newbie Asian Kid with heavy accent with a very bad thrown together deck.

We play for two prizes.I start with a lone Ditto.he starts withPonyta.I win
the flip.He has an erikas oddish  on bench.I attach Dce to ditto and Flame
Tail.He attaches fire to ponyta and discards an energy from his hand and
retreats.I told him he couldnt do that.He said he could.Chris agreed with
me.The kid then told chris to stay out of this.Chris said ,"What are you
gonna do,beat me with rice balls, little chinese boy?"The kid laughed and
said,Im not chinese."Chris started laughing at his accent.He didnt retreat
ponyta.I Flame tailed and knocked him out.He took out erikas oddish.He
attached energy and used blot.I used Sporadic sponging and flipped heads.He
attached fire to oddish and placed jiggly on bench and evolved to wiggly.i
told him he cant evolve on first turn.He got mad.he attacked.I asked which
attack he would use.He said,"sporadic sponging,of course!"Chris once again
laughed at his accent.he flipped tails.Big mistake for him.I sporadic sponge
w/pluspower for the win.Chris went on teasing the kid.he left all upset.I
told Chris it was fuc*ed up to diss that kid like that.

Now for Props and slops:

MadProps to my parents for always driving me to the league
Props to you for reading this far (m i worked on it 4 over an hour)
Props to Pojo
Props to me for going undefeated that day
Props to Brentin for playing a good match

Slops to Chris for not playing but messing around and dissing that kid
Slops to the newbies for not knowing to play
Slops to the newbie for being hotheaded

Any mail including hate mail can be mailed to:

JuanRules12@aol.com

Thanks for reading!
This is Juan,signing off.