Death to Haymakers
  by Justin
  Megaplay Games- Houston, Tx.
  Sunday, Aug. 27
  About 15 participants
   
  Hi! I designed this deck to take out those annoying
  Haymakers that everyone at this tournament plays.  Of course, this
  week the 5 people that always play haymakers weren't there(too scared ;), and
  no one else played one.   There was one kid who had a haymaker, but I
  didn't get to play him. Oh, well. On to the deck!
   
  Death to Haymakers
  4 Erika's Dratini (great anti-hay pokemon, center of deck)
  3 MP Mewtwo (bye Hitmonchan, other Mewtwo, or Ditto)
  3 Electabuzz (no Raindance worries)
  1 Lt. Surges Electabuzz ( Charge up benched pokemon while
  doing damage)
  3 Scyther (I HATE Hitmonchan)
   
  TRAINERS 
  4 GOW (duh)
  3 Pluspower
  3 ER
  3 Scoop Up (use on Erika's Dratini to re-kill that
  Hitmonchan)
  3 Prof. Oak (duh)
  2 SER
  2 Itemfinders (get back needed trainers)
  2 RSA (wanna use that SER? Denied!)
  2 NGR (Really PO someone by getting back Erika's Dratini
  after they wasted time killing it)
  2 Narrow Gym (get rid of other annoying gyms; works well on
  Wiggly decks)
  2 Good Manners (Hmmm.. I think I'll get out Erika's
  Dratini...)
  2 EF (Energy Flow) ((save valuable energy))
  1 Erika's Maids (2 Erika's Dratinis? Awesome!)
  1 CPU Search
   
  Energy
  5 Psy energy
  4 Electric energy
  3 DCE
  2 Rainbow energy
   
  The strategy is to get out Erika's Dratini and beat up on
  Hitmonchan... OOPS.. I mean, haymakers.  In case of Wiggly decks, SER,
  ER, and Narrow Gym are your best bets. On to the battles!
   
  First, we did best 2 out of 3...
   
  Round 1 vs. ER deck
  Battle 1- I had out Mewtwo against his Eevee, Poliwag, and
  Psyduck.  I powered up Mewtwo while his Eevee kept tackling me.  I
  gusted out Poliwag and killed it.  He kept tackling me, while I
  psyburned. He used Potion and evolved to Dark Vaporeon and Whirlpooled. 
  I used psyburn with 2 Pluspowers. He sends out Psyduck, evolves to
  Golduck, and does nothing. I Psyburn. He does nothing. I Psyburn for the win.
  Battle 2- I couldn't draw any energy and when I did,
  he removed it. Eventually, he drew his last prize.
  Battle 3- He had out Totodile* and me Scyther.  I
  powered up Scyther while he powered up and evolved to Croconaw*. 
  I killed his Croconaw with one blow + Sword's Dance. No bench!
  1-0
  *= Translations Below
  Round 2 vs. Base Gastly?-Dark Hypno deck
  Battle 1- She had out B Gastly and me Electabuzz.  See
  kids, this is why Gastly is a bad card.  Turn1,thundershock, parylisis,
  she does nothing, turn 2 thunderpunch, win.
  Battle 2- See above
  2-0
  Then, we stopped 2 out of 3 and made it single elimination.
   
  Round 3 vs. Copy of my deck except with Hitmonchan instead
  of Electabuzz. 
  I don't really remember this battle.  I just remember
  I killed off a few Hitmonchans and Scythers until I got to the Erika's
  Dratinis. Then, I kept ERing his DCEs and pounding his Erika's Dratinis until
  he had no bench.
  3-0
   
  Finals vs. Arcanine deck
  This kid made some dumb mistakes.  I don't remember
  much except that he sent out his Growlithe with 4 energies and 20 damage
  against my fully charged no-damage Mewtwo.  Needless to say I killed it. 
  I then tried to play Narrow Gym but Mr. King of the World here said that since
  he wasn't paying attention when I played it that I had to discard it.  Oh
  well.  I creamed his other basics with Mewtwo.
  4-0
   
  I WON!!!!!!!!!  I got $20
  store credit and bought The Rocket's Trap, Holographic Lt. Surge, Sabrina's
  Venomoth, and Brock's Golem.
  Props+Slops
   
  Props to:
  My opponents who were good sports
  My dad for taking me there
  My dad for lending me a couple of bucks so I could also buy
  Brock's Golem
  My deck
  The cards I won
  You for reading this  
  Charizard Lovers
  Pojo.com for being the best pokemon website
  Slops to:
  The store for not having Rocket's Moltres for me to
  buy(grrrrrrrrr)
  The person who copied my deck for whining about how he
  should have won
  Charizard Haters
   
  I like getting e-mail so send some if u want. I
  can fix your deck or whatever.
  ~Justin D.
   
  *Translations
  Totodile-Water type, 50 HP,  1 C energy-leer flip a
  coin; if heads, opponent cant attack on their next turn
                                                   1
  W energy-fury swipes- flip 3 coins; 10 damage x the number of heads
                                                     1
  C retreat, G weakness
   
  Croconaw-Water type, evolves from Totodile,70 HP 1C
  energy-disgusting noise-during your opponents and your next turn,all damage is
  increased by 20. 2W,1C-Hold Back-30 damage-During your opponents next turn, if
  this is your active pokemon, the defending pokemon can't be moved out of the
  active position.  2C retreat,G weakness.