"The
Neofight"
By: Geraldo
Soto
When: Saturday,
January, 13, 2001
Type of Deck: (Fire,
Electric, Grass and Collorless)
Where: Kingsville,
Texas
Place: The Adult And
Teen Shoppe
Time: 12:00 noon to
5:00 p.m.
(About 8 people
there)
Hey Pojo!
It's been awhile since I've sent you a deck report, but I have a feeling that
this one will change the world of Pokemon forever! Just for the record, I
thought this entire deck out by myself and have been planning it out since the
winter of 1999. I started out by discovering the benefits of baby cards
and then translated them. Not only were all of them extremely powerfull,
but it turned out that they can all work beautiful magic when used all together
along with other traditional favorites. Ever since I made this deck, I
have never lost. I have taken down Stalls, Haymakers and Raindance decks
like nothing, and coming from an owner of all of these, it is no easy task to
win against these monsters of the Pokemon world. Well, I don't want to
bore you with all my explanation and jabbering so here is the deck. Just
keep in mind, This deck will change the world of Pokemon for
ever!
Pokemon
2 Cleffa
2 Elekid
2 Magby
2 Scyther (Jungle)
2 Magmar (Fossil)
1 Electabuzz (Base Set)
1 Lt. Surge's Electabuzz (Lv.
28)
3 Chansey
1Pichu
1 Erika's Dratini
Trainers
2 Computer Search
1 Item Finder
2 Energy Retrieval
3 Super Energy Removal
1 Energy Removal
1 Professor Oak
1 Bill
1 Lass
1 No Removal Gym
1 Brock
2 Scoop up
2 Potion
2 Defender
2 Gust of Wind
2 Pokemon Center
1 Super Potion
Energy
4 Double Colorless Energy
7 Lightning Energy
7 Fire Energy
(Note) This tournament was
"Round Robin" which means everyone faces everyone. 1 match decides the
victor so you have to play smart and show no mercy.
Match #1: The Neofight vs.
a kid with a water and grass deck.
This
first match was too easy. I had a Scyther up with a Magby and Chansey on
my bench. I got to go first so I started out by putting a fire energy
on Scyther and letting the kid go. He attatched a water energy to his
active Poliwag and did a quick 10 damage to Scyther. I drew acard and put down a
double colorless energy on Scyther. I knocked out his Poliwag and
drew a prize. The kid then put up a Hoppip and told me to go. I
evolved my Magby into a Magmar and retreated scyther for Magmar.
I did smokescreen and passed. The kid drew a card and energy removaled my
Magmar to try to stay alive. The next turn, I attatched another fire
energy to Magmar and attacked for another knock out, another prize and
since he had no more Pokemon left, my first victory of the day.
Record:
1/0
Match #2: The Neofight vs.
a kid with a grass deck
This match was even easier than the last! This time
my opponent went first. He had a Hoppip up and an oddish on the bench. I had an Elekid up with an Electa buzz
on the bench. My opponent started by placing
a grass energy on oddish (don't ask why!) I drew a card: it was a super
energy removal which I decided to save for later. I put a lightning
energy on my benched Electabuzz and retreated my Elekid. I did
Thundershock and paralyzed hoppip. during my opponent's next turn, a grass
energy was put on oddish and he told me to go. After my card draw,
I placed a fire energy on Electabuzz, and did thunderpunch for the first
prize. It went on like that until the last prize when I switched out my
Electabuzz for a fully energized Chansey to knockout my opponent's Ivysaur in
one single Double Edge!
Record:
2/0
Match #3: The
Neofight vs. The Raindance
O.K. here it
goes: I won the coin flip and had a Pichu up to play, a Scyther, a Magby,
a Lt. Surge's Electabuzz, and a Chansey to bench. My opponent had a Lapras
up, and a squirtle to bench. Since I won the coinflip, I retreated
Pichu and put up Electabuzz. I put an electric energy on him
and charged. Once I got enough for Discharge, I knocked out all of
his pokemon with no problem. Once he finally got up Blastoise, I sent up a
Magby since my Lt. Surge's Electabuzz was finally knocked out. I attacked
his energyless Blastoise with Magby's "sputter" which stops all pokemon powers
until the end of my next turn. I continued to do this until Blastoise was
at 30 HP and magby was gone. I put up Pichu and did "Zzzap" for
20 damage. This attack does 20 damage to each pokemon in play with a pokemon
power. On his turn he tried to attack but my baby power prevented
it. I finished the game the way I started it: with
Pichu.
Record:
3/0
Match #4: The
Neofight vs. David and his Haymaker.
This match went very fast because all David had up was a Fossil
Magmar. I had a Chansey up with an Elekid on the bench. David went
first and had no energy so passed. In my first two turns, I got in 2
double colorless energies on Chansey and double edged for the win.
Record 4/0
Match #5: The Neofight vs.
an annoying child and his potpouri deck
I
got to go first and put up an Electabuzz. The kid had a neo electabuzz up
and I paralyzed it quickly with a thundershock. The kid put down a
double colorless energy on his dying Electabuzz only to be energy
removaled. I then attatched another lightning energy on Electabuzz to do
thunderpunch. His electabuzz had 40 damage on it and mine had 10.
the kid started to complaine and just walked away. It was a cheap way to
win, but it's not my fault that some people have no patients. I won by
forfeight.
Record:
5/0
Match #6: The Neofight vs.
another Haymaker.
Before this tournament started, I helped this kid rebuild his
Haymaker. The coin flip went to him, and he had up a Rocket's Scyther,
with an Electabuzz and a Rocket's Hitmonchan on the bench. I had a Chansey
up with an Elekid, a Magby and a Clefa to bench. The kid put down a grass
energy on The scyther and told me to go. I put down a fire energy on
Chansey and told him to go too. We both continued to build up our pokemon
until I put down a double colorless energy on Chansey and did Double Edge before
he could do Blinding Scythe. I drew a prize. He sent up Rocket's
Hitmonchan and did crosscounter. On my next turn, I did double edge agais
since I had nothing else to loose. I evolved my Magby into Magmar and got
2 fire energy on him before I knew it. I wound up winning, although he
took half of his prizes! (Eeeeeeek: Quote Clefa.)
Record:
6/0
Match #7: The Neofight vs.
the dreaded Mr. Mime deck.
This next kid had a
Mr. Mime deck that I had no problem beating. I simply used my Pichu to
wipe out the Mr. Mime and while my Pichu's low cost attack was cleaning up, my
benched Chansey was powering up. When Pichu finally went down, Chansey
came in and blew all of my opponent's other flimsey pokemon out of the
water.
Record:
7/0
Match #8: The Neofight vs.
a strange fire deck
The
reason this deck was so strange was because it simply didn't work and the player
had so much faith in it. I won't bore youy with every miticulous details,
so in a nut shell; for every Pokemon she put up, another one of her's went down
either to a Chansey or Lt, Surge's Electabuzz. I will give her one
thing though; that Ninetails was in great condition!
Record:
8/0
I Won!!!
Well
thanx alot for reading my report. Just remember that if this deck ever
makes it as big as the Haymaker did to remember me as the origonal
inventor. Oh yeah, and just for the record, I got 3 booster
packs. 2 were neo which I got a Darkness energy and a Steelix in
and 1 was Base Set which I got an Imposter Professor Oak in.
(poo!!)
Props: To Gilbert, the owner of
the Adult and Teen Shoppe, for keeping the store in such great condition while
we were there.
Slops: To the Imposter Professor
Oak I got.
Thanx for reading everyone!
By: Geraldo A. Soto