RipTide of 0wnage
by David Friedlander (General Raikou)
Toys R Us,
Yo, it’s General Raikou. Heres one of my many Deck Reports. So far Games Galore has not sent in the
results of the qualifier to the DCI and im gonna call tomorrow (aka staurday, the 6th) to make sure I get them to
send it in asap;/. Without further ado, heres
da 1337 deck ;/
RipTide of 0wnage
-----Pokemon (18)
4 Totodile
(swipes)
3 Croconaw L41
3 Feraligatr(riptide)
2 Brock’s Mankey
L10
3 Cleffa
1 Elekid
1 Magby
1 Smeargle
-----Energy (17)
17 Water Energy
-----Trainers (23)
3 Double Gust
4 Focus Band
3 Misty’s
Wrath
1 Narrow Gym
1 Nightly Garbage Run
4 Professor Elm
1 Recall
2 Secret
2 Rocket’s Training Gym
4 Trash Exchange
The Key Strategy:
See past reports for key strategy =/
Lots
of People there tonight. Played a pre-game…in which I lost to an e’s victreebel. Also this hot chick named Laura was
there. She is 16 too. =/ I hope to see her
at one of the many more tournaments I will be at.
Round 1
vs. Victor Dodson (r mewtwo deck)
Man, from the start I had crappy babies and was trying to survive til I got something. Eventually I got a croconaw pumped and started 0wning everything after he had gotten 3 prizes. I won with some time remaining.
Record: 1-0 3
points
I was already
thirsty from the no air conditioning it seemed.
I got me a code
Round 2
vs. Some d00d with a deck =/
I played some d00d…after about 15-20 min later I win. I forget the match and game =\(the way games are played is basically repetitive.)
Record: 2-0 6
points
Round 3
vs. Jake Negly (aka da “n00b” =/) with fera
Yay, I finally remembered a match. A long tough match until about 20 minutes into the game, I get a fera going and barely get 11 water In the discard to riptide his fera with a focus band. He flips tails and the game goes down hill for him from there.
Record: 3-0 9
points
I kept looking at
Laura once in awhile. :/ She has a h0t
face and bodeh ;/…..anyways =/ back to the rounds.
Round 4
vs. Daniel Duterte with a fera
;/(you can’t play it with misty’s
tears…gosh =/)
Well,
at the beginning he was getting built up and it was taking a few turns to get
stuff going. After a few turns of eeking, playful punching, and other stuffing, we got to
some action. He knocked out some of my
pokies, but I was able to knock out one or two fera. Near the
end of the game, he had a 4 card deck and 3 card hand and 3 fera
in the discard(after he trash exchanged 2 times
=/). He had a cleffa
active and I had a magby. He then said baby rule and rolled the die for
a heads. Then hes
about to eat and goes of crap and says I meant to say playful punch. I explained to him that he said baby rule,
and obviously he had to attack. I hated
to win like that, but when ya obviously are gonna do an attack when saying baby rule, then you’re gonna do the attack.
He decks and I win with a few min remaining. (Arte, you gay asian trash idiot, say what you mean…and don’t play slower,
you already play too slow =/[Rai’s
Note: Arte and me are good friends and we joke around, don’t worry if I call
him gay asian trash, he doesn’t mind =/])
Record: 4-0 12
points
I continue to keep
looking at Laura and stuff. She’s really
kind of hot :/.
Round 5
vs. David Fergison (spelling?) with an interesting
deck
I started with
crap basically, but then I got a croc going and sweep away his houndour, natu, dunsparce, ursaring, miltank, and one other poke for the win.
Record: 5-0 15
points PERFECT RECORD =/
I came in first
over everyone. YAY I totally won my
first tourney. 1337. =/ Anyways I hope to be able to see Laura
again =/
Props And Slops
Props to
the
Props to
all the men that died in the Civil War
Props to
the Civil War for being Cool =/
Props to
the Civil War =/
Props to
Jeff for holding the tournament
Props to Dave Messinger for judging.
Props to Duterte’s Dad for taking me.
Props to
Laura for being cool =/.
Props to
me for doing well ;/
Props to
Pojo for being a cool Pokemon
site
Props to
GLitcH for being cool =/
Slops to
Weedle cuz Shuckle 0wnz it =/
Slops to
Daniel Duterte for foolishly saying baby rule instead
of playful punch =/
Anyway, catch me
on AIM at DaveJfr0 (note…you annoy me you get blocked =/) or catch me on
IRC. This is
David Friedlander
AKA General Raikou