I am going to top ten lists for BEST and WORST pokemon

I am going to top ten lists for BEST and WORST pokemon. Plus top 5 for BEST and WORST trainers.

For the top 10 pokemon:

10) Promo Pikachu given at the LEAGUE. ((For the ones who don't go here is its stats)).

1 Growl: If the Defending Pokemon attacks Pikachu during your next turn, any damage done by the attack is reduced by 10.

2L Thundershock (20 Damage) Flip a coin. If heads, the defending Pokemon is not paralyzed.

I like this card because it is a 60 HP Basic Pokemon. It can lower damage by 10. Plus for 2L, you can do 20 damage and possible Paralyze.

It is a great bench warmer until you get Primeape. Peek at all your prizes. WHO NEEDS THAT STINKIN' HERE COMES TEAM ROCKET. 007, watch out! Mankey's on your tail. (Some magazine said that) Sure it has 30 HP. Thats why its a bench warmer.

This card is good, if you know how to use it. Fury Swipes can do 0-60 damage. Hopefully 30 or 60. Plus.. Call for friend is a GREAT attack. Search your deck for a FIGHTING POKEMON. Not a Cubone or Marowak like those other ones say.

70 HP, CAN DO 40 Damage. If it has alot of damage. Use Tantrum (use it anyway). You might be confused, but hey... stuff happens.

I like this card. It has amazing 70 HP for just an unbasic common. Uhm I mean Uncommon Basic. It might be able to do 20 damage with just 1 energy. But then when you can get 2P and 1 on it. BAM It's all over. It does 20 + 10 more damage for each damage counter. Say charizard had only 50 damage on him. Your oppenet is like "OH yeah I am unstoppable" you bring out Jynx. And Meditate it does 70 damage. BAM. Thats why I like this card.

Even though I haven't used one in a while, its a good card. Sure it evolves from one of the worst pokemon, but it's pretty powerful. 100 HP and a resistance to fighting. Sure it has a weakness to grass.. but I can't stop that. Dragon Rage does 50 damage for only 3 water energy. And if you facing a Charizard, I would do Bubblebeam. A base of 40 damage, then 80 because of his weakness. It may paralyze. So he can't attack during his next turn. Then do another Bubblebeam or Dragon Rage and you beat him.

This is a very underrated card. I know you all will at me, I like this card better than the fossil one. For just 2F you can do a 30 damage attack without discarding. Then add 1 more energy for a 50 HP attack! The power is why I like this card so much.

I love this card. I call it S2K. Staller 2000. (No Pun intended). 90 HP. Attack can do 10 damage and possible paralyze. Second attack could confuse. No one has a resitance to colorless. And like I said. GREAT STALLER. 'Nuff Said.

Woooo... Here we go. 70 HP. Healer and "Modified" gust of wind in 1. If the oppenet can withstand all 40 damage. Butterfree heals itself 20 HP. Great Mr. Mime killer. I chose this card over Kabutops just because of the fact that it can do 20 damage and if the oppenet has say an Abra on their bench, let them bring it out then MEGA DRAIN for the kill. Butterfree wins!

Many people,but not all, would have to agree that Gengar is the king. 80 HP. Attack that does a total of 40 Damage. 30 on defending and 10 on bench. Then its power can move that 10 damage to someone else. So say your against a colorless, with resistance to psychic. Don't fret! Kill the bench warmers! Weee, or even better.. Curse the foo' defending till it explodes. This card ranked #1!!!!!!!

Time for the 10 WORST POKEMON.

It was a low one, almost didn't make it, but did. 30 HP, and a 10 hp attack. Its Pokemon power is OKAY. But doesn't provent all damage. The card it evolves to is good though.

9) Fossil Magneton

I hate this card. I hate it because it should be a common since I get it in like every pack. Anyway. Its attack only does 20 and it isn't even LIGHTNING ELEMENTAL. Its practically a colorless attack since you can't apply weakness and resistance. 80 HP is kinda good and Self Destruct is all right. But why kill yourself to kill someone else? Useless

8) Pidgey

Ugh. 40 HP. Plus 2 colorless to do attack. Plus your oppenet chooses which one it wants to switch. It only does 10 damage. BLAH

7) Vulpix

Once I opened my first pack (back in Janurary. Yes it was first editon and yes I got a Blastoise) of Pokemon cards and when I saw this card I said "Oh God". Why a queer attack? For 2 fire energy.. for 10 damage.. for POSSIBLE confusion. The only good thing about this card is 50 hp.

Maybe its the HP? Maybe its the name? Maybe its the pokemon that I always see in the game? Maybe its the way it looks? Maybe it's the second attack? Maybe it's retreat cost? Whatever it is, I hate this one.

5) Shellder

THIS CARD IS PRACTICALLY MYSTERIOUS FOSSIL'S BROTHER. 30 HP. BIG WHOOP. Super Sonic.. whoopdee doo. Hide in shell. I hate coin flipping.

4) Psyduck

PAGHZ! I hate this card. Just leave it at that. Sure 50 hp and possible 30. OOHHH I just hate it. Don't ask me why.

Heh heh heh, time for the worst three, I think everyone body knows them

3) Magikarp

#3. Yay. 30 Hp. Yay. 10 HP attack. Yay. Possible 20 HP attack. BIg Whoop. This is a P.O.S. card. Please stay on the bench till I get Gyarados!

2) Porygon

Well its time again.. Maybe its the HP? Maybe its the name? Maybe its the look? Maybe its the attacks? Maybe its colorless? Who knows. It can't attack, and it costs to retreat! WEAK.

1) Basic Gastly

Lord, this is the worst card. Wow a 25% chance of sleeping. Then dEstiny Bond? I Mean WHAT THE HECK? Your oppenet doesn't even have to attack YOU! Its optional. A P.O.S. card

Time for Trainers

5) Full Heal

This is a good card. Your confused? No MORE! Poisoned? NO MORE! Paralzyed? NO MORE! EVen Asleep!

4) Scoop Up

This is a nice card also. Your pokemon has 10 hp till death? NO FEAR. Scoop it up! Works great with Farfetch'd. Use that Leek Slap again!

3) Gust of Wind and Switch

The best of the best. High Retreat? Switch it! Is your oppenet "bugging" you? Bring out that caterpie and smash it!

2) Bill And Prof. Oak

Bill, draw 2. Oak. discard those crap cards for a new hand.

1) Energy Removal and SER

Man, discarding oppenets energy is great.

Time for the worst

5) Imposter Professor Oak

This card would be wicked if they would have to DISCARD their hand.

4) Clefairy Doll

Whats the point of a trainer pretending to act like a weak pokemon? Maybe just 1 attack. SPit HOCK

3) Revive

This is useless, your oppenet doesn't have to place the prize back down, plus you have half HP Remaining. BOO

2) Item Finder

Discard 2 cards to get a TRAINER? I am being robbed...

1) Devolution Spray

Go read my Devo Spray on the Devo Spray card strategy. It is good, but very rare happening. But would you sacrifice a devoultion just to heal poison, confusion, paralysis, or drowsiness? I wouldn't!

That took me about 1 hour to type and think of all the cards. Thanks for reading!

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JeszeBalon@worldnet.att.net