Okay
Molten. I was easy and understanding in my response to your lame Farfetch'd
article. That's changed! You don't diss Scyther! Ever! You've got a lot of
nerve to be here, let alone the fact that you're insulting the card that wrote
the book on versitility! That's it! I didn't want to have to do this... Oh
man...
(Whether Man evolves into Steve Evil)
Time for a higher education!!!
Steve Evil: First
off, I'd like to say that this kid should be in a mental institution! WOW. I'm
right. Farfetch'd is good! Or was. I stick to my beliefs. Farfetch'd was good
when there was only base set, but lost his use when Jungle came out. BUT HE'S
STILL GOT GOOD POINTS!!! Leek Slap is an okay attack, despite popular belief.
Sure, you can't use that attack again, but when you have 3 energy on him would
you geniuses want to use that attack again? Plus he's the only good card with
fighting resistance in the entire base set, and very versitile with all
colorless requirements.
You're
dissing SCYTHER?! Why on Earth are you dissing Scyther? No retreat cost, 70
HP, an all colorless attack that does a fair amount of damage. Why on Earth
would you insult this card? It's probably the most versitile pokemon currently
released. Neither Scyther or Farfetch'd are bad, nor are they the subject of
infinite faults. You were probably looking at Ditto, with his transform attack
focused on you. Oh and I believe you. You're mentally sane. (Provided, of
course, everyone else on Earth is mentally ill!) And what is this rain?
"My rain is telling me that this card is as bad as Farfetch'd." What
is this rain? You are mentally ill! "You may think I'm wrong but I'm
not." You are sooo wrong, don't even get me started.
Eaamudo: That's it? I thought Steve
Evil was going to be all screaming and rantingish.
Whether Man: No. Evil's sometimes more insidious than
it looks. Well, we're signing off...
-The Whether Man & Whether Crew