Okay Molten. I was easy and understanding in my response to your lame Farfetch'd article. That's changed! You don't diss Scyther! Ever! You've got a lot of nerve to be here, let alone the fact that you're insulting the card that wrote the book on versitility! That's it! I didn't want to have to do this... Oh man...
                        (Whether Man evolves into Steve Evil)
                        Time for a higher education!!!   
Steve Evil: First off, I'd like to say that this kid should be in a mental institution! WOW. I'm right. Farfetch'd is good! Or was. I stick to my beliefs. Farfetch'd was good when there was only base set, but lost his use when Jungle came out. BUT HE'S STILL GOT GOOD POINTS!!! Leek Slap is an okay attack, despite popular belief. Sure, you can't use that attack again, but when you have 3 energy on him would you geniuses want to use that attack again? Plus he's the only good card with fighting resistance in the entire base set, and very versitile with all colorless requirements.
        You're dissing SCYTHER?! Why on Earth are you dissing Scyther? No retreat cost, 70 HP, an all colorless attack that does a fair amount of damage. Why on Earth would you insult this card? It's probably the most versitile pokemon currently released. Neither Scyther or Farfetch'd are bad, nor are they the subject of infinite faults. You were probably looking at Ditto, with his transform attack focused on you. Oh and I believe you. You're mentally sane. (Provided, of course, everyone else on Earth is mentally ill!) And what is this rain? "My rain is telling me that this card is as bad as Farfetch'd." What is this rain? You are mentally ill! "You may think I'm wrong but I'm not." You are sooo wrong, don't even get me started.
 
Eaamudo: That's it? I thought Steve Evil was going to be all screaming and rantingish.
Whether Man: No. Evil's sometimes more insidious than it looks. Well, we're signing off...
                            -The Whether Man & Whether Crew
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