OK, this time I am going to use the VERY efficient point system, used
only by the experts of Pokemon. 
    Let's see who the crappiest pokemon in the world is, shall we? OK, let's
have a look-see.
G  M
0   0
First, let's look at their HP! Goldeen has a VERY boastful 40, while Magikarp
has an average 30. Looks like Goldeen gets the best of Magikarp here!
G  M
1   0
Now, lets look at the # of attacks they have. Magikarp has a REALLY good
choice because he has 2 attacks! And one of them is colorless! Goldeen has
only 1 attack.
Let's give a point to Magikarp.
G  M
1   1
Now, lets look at how much damage can be dealt. Magikarp has a large 20
(Flail), and Goldeen has a rational 10. Looks like Magikarp wins again!
G  M
1   2
Let's look at the evolutions! Magikarp turns into the all-mighty Gyarados,
while Goldeen turns into the commonly used Seaking. Magikarp wins again! OMG!
G  M
1   3
Now let's look at how each one of them looks. Goldeen looks more elegant and
suitable for being served on a gourmet menu than Magikarp does, and Magikarp
looks more like trailer-trash that would be served at your local Waffle
House. Yummy!
G  M
2   3
Now let's look at the retreat cost. Both of them have 1, so it's a tie. Whew!
G  M
2   3
Right now we're gonna look at the rarity. Goldeen is common, while Magikarp
is MUCH harder to find because it is an uncommon. Goldeen wins!
G  M
3   3
So, the overall winner is:::::::Drumroll:::::::GOLDEEN! Right? WRONG! They
both SUCK! The only card worth having that has something to do with these two
is Gyarados!
By this time, you should've realized this has been a total joke. I just took
my time to show you stupid people who use this point system how TOTALLY
idiotic this truly is!
    The only REAL way that you can compare them is by fully analyzing them
and THEN seeing how many people play with them in decks. Even then it might
not be accurate!
    Well, signing off now is me, Wes, AKA []D [] []V[] []D
        If you have anything to say about the most retarded system in the
world, the point system, or comments, or strategies or anything else, go
ahead and email me.
    So, until next time, citizens!
--[]D [] []V[] []D
        WAT2005@AOL.com