Please post this, I know it's pretty long, but that is just because it has an Mini-storyline (sorta).

SAFFRON CITY GYM
4/2/00

Dr. Wzard: Hello, I am Doctor Wzard of Saffron City Gym/Lab and this is my friend, I think, Alakazam.

Alakazaam: ALAKAZAM!

Dr. Wzard: Give 'Kazam a break he can't talk.  Well today Alakazam and I here to compare two of the coolest "Damage Munipulation Deck"  musts: NP Mewtwo and Hitmonlee. Here are their Stats.

Hitmonlee
60 hp
Weakness: Psychic
Resistence: none
Retreat Cost:1 colorless
Attacks:
1st:
2 fighting-Pick one of your opponent's benched pokémon and this deals 20 colorless damage to it.

2nd:
3 fighting-High Jump Kick-50

Dr. Wzard: And here is the next card...

Alakazam: ALAKAZAM!!

Dr. Wzard: No Kazam, SHUT UP!

Dr. Wzard: Well as I was saying, BEFORE I was RUDELY interupted, Here is Mewtwo.

Alakazam: (Sighs and mocks Dr. Wzard)

Mewtwo
60 hp
weakness: psychic
resistence: none
Retreat cost: 2 colorless
Attacks:
1st:
1 psy-Energy COntrol-move one energy from one of the opponent's pokémon to another

2nd:
3 psy-Telekinesis-choose one of the opponent's benched pokémon and deal 30 colorless damage to it.

Dr. Wzard: Hey 'Kazam I bet Sabrina is lookin' for ya.  'Kazam? Where are you?  I am so dead if Sabrina finds out I lost Alakazam!

<Alakazam is hiding in the closet, chuckling, right behind Dr. Wzard>
<Dr. Wzard finds a venonat to use to find Alakazam, sure enough venonat found th mischevious one>

Dr. Wzard: HOW DARE YOU DO THAT, I COULD OF GOTTEN LOCKED UP IN THAT STUPID DOLLHOUSE!!!!!!!!!

<Sabrina walks up, overhearing the conversation>

Sabrina: What "stupid dollhouse" are you talking of, Dr. Wzard.

Dr. Wzard: ummm, w-w-well...

Alakazam: (chuckles Hysterically)

Sabrina: OUT WITH IT!!!!

Dr. Wzard: I am dead aren't I?

Sabrina: probably soon, Doctor.

Dr. Wzard: Well in that case,Good night Everbody and Goodbye!!

<runs as fast as he can down the hall.  Sabrina freezes him with her psychic powers>

Sabrina: I'll get to him later.  Kazam what are you doing here?! RETURN!

Sabrina: I think I'll pick up where the doctor left off.
let's see.  Mewtwo and Hitmonlee are kind of evenly matched they both have a bench damage attack.  But, which one is better.  Hitmonlee only takes 2 energy to do 20 and Mewtwo takes 3.  But, energy control can be useful at some times, but not always.  Hitmonlee has a straight 50. They are both good canidates for Curse Decks (if you add a bit of Fighting energy in), well i am going to go with Mewtwo, because psychic pokémon are divine.



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