<A nerd with glasses is sitting at a computer typing madly,
when he suddenly opens an apprentice program for no reason, and realizes his
body is being controlled, while he examines a Team Rocket trainer known as the
Night Garbage Retrieval.>
Me: Hi, I'm the Sleepy Dragon, and I saw this card while
searching through the apprentice files.....
Nerd: No, I did!
Me: Oh shutup. Anyway, this card is awesome, and after
reading this, most tourney players who are in the dark about this card, will
be threatening card shop owners to get some of these cards.....
<Snaps fingers, and a digital image of the card appears
above his open hand>
Night Garbage Retrieval
[ Apprentice Translation ]
Choose from your discard pile, 3, at most, energy or basic
pokemon cards, show them to your opponent, then reshuffle them into your deck.
<Snaps fingers once more, and the image vanishes>
Me: Interesting card, with no discard, combined with Professor
Oak, can be quite nasty, and if grouped in masses, will immensely hurt stall.
Pokemon Trader + Night Garbage Retrieval will also satisfy
Potpourri, or, (as posted in the single card strategies) bring back KO'd
Porygon's to stall some longer with Conversion 2, or change weakness for a
last prize kill.
Nerd: *whiny voice* Yeah! And in REALLY late game, if you bring
back 3 of the same card, you're almost GUARANTEED to get it on the draw!
Me: Hey, who said you can talk?
<Stares at the nerd, who's mouth slowly begins to seal off,
as in the Matrix>
*Note - I would include the slow motion, body bending action of
Neo in The Matrix somewhere in this article, but I'd feel I would be taking it
from Satoshi. =(
Me: There. He will be no longer be a problem. Time
to test this card out in the tourney scene.
<Goes to Rama Lhama Comics *Haha, Scott!* and crushes 4
Haymakers with usage of Night Garbage Retrieval, Pokemon Trader, and
Porygon.>
Me: Ahhh, I am cleansed.
<Light beam shines on Sleepy Dragon, as he slowly fades into
the distance>
--(`·.SLeePy ĞrAgOn.·´)--
*It was FUN making an article in the Atlus Parker Style. =)
Having Super-powers ROCK. =)
**I'm not unsealing that nerd's mouth any time soon. ;]