Hey people it's Ben here & I got to tell y'all
  about Pika Text (short for Pikachu's pokemon card in jungle, promo, and
  basic text.) Well, it's all messed up. Why won't
  W.O.T.C. put the right text in? Makes no sense to me. So, mind as well tell
  you about Pika Text.
   
   
  1. Promo
  Pika
   
  When several of these Pokemon
  gather,  they attract so much                                                                                                   
  electricity that they can cause lightning to strike.
   
  2. Basic Pika
   
  When several of these Pokemon gather, their
  electricity can cause lightning storms.
   
  3. Jungle Pika
   
  When several of these Pokemon
  gather, their electricity can build and cause lightning storms.
   
   
  Well, according to Pokemon Red version, then...
   
  BINGO!
   
  JUNGLE PIKA IS RIGHT! THAT'S SO COOL! YAY!
  YAY!YAY!YAY!YAY!
   
   
  "Hold it," said Pokemon Yellow version.
  "That ain't right, and I know it. My whole game's about Pikachu,"
  "My text is way different, and I ain't taking
  no for an answer,"
   
  Pokemon Yellow version's text is...
  It keeps its tail raised to monitor its
  surroundings. If you yank its tail, it'll try and bite you.
   
  So, depending on which version you've got, either
  none are right or Jungle Pika is right.
   
  Send all flames, bombs, viruses,
  and anything else bad to...
   
      (<
  _________________>)
          enter
  here
   
  Send all Pokemon cards, game boys
  and/or games, money, and anything else good to...
   
   
  see ya Pojo and/or all these readers.
   
  From Ben on 1-31-00