12-29-99
20:30:15
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION IN NEVADA


TRANSMISSION BEGINS

SATOSHI: Hey, everyone. I'm here at my base of operation's personal
spacetravel launch pad, awaiting the launch of my personal space station,
the SATOSHI-MIR. Nice name, huh?  Anyway, before liftoff, I figured I better
set something to rest.
Enough with
the Charizard good/not good stuff!
I think, through all the artciles on how the big lizard is good or not good,
we have established one thing.  These articles prove nothing.  How long have
we been arguing?  And have we gotten any further in the argument? Has
anything changed for the BETTER as a result of this? The answers to the
above questions are as follows. A long time.  No.  No. So, what have we
learned so far? Nothing.  Hmm...should be pretty close to launch time. Let's
see.


DECK-O-MATIC LAUNCH SYSTEM
TIME TO LAUNCH- 00:00:10

SATOSHI: Yikes! 10 seconds! I'd better get ready! (staps into control seat)
There.  Now, I better activate the new on board computer, the Poke-Tron!
Ahem! Poke-Tron, activate.

POKE-TRON: Poke-Tron online. Preparing for liftoff.

SATOSHI: Cool, it talks! Okay, here we go....

(space
station lifts off and achieves orbit around the earth)

SATOSHI: Hey, I can see the my old base from here! Ooh! That reminds me! I'd
better activate the self-destruct so there ain't no proof that I was ever
there! Poke-Tron, activate self-destruct on my old base of operations,
puh-lease. And now, I'm gonna sign off. 'Till next time....

POKE-TRON: SELF-DESTRUCT OF BASE VIA DECK-O-MATIC 2000 AUTO-DESTRUCT SYSTEM
INITIATED.

DECK-O-MATIC
SELF-DESTRUCT SYSTEM

TOTAL ANNIHALATION OF SATOSHI BASE, FORMERLY AREA 51, NEVADA IN 5
SECONDS....4....3....2....1....