*walks up podium* Salutations Pojo People, my name is Jason Ketchum, I bet you know why I'm here, *audince mumbles no*..... well I am here to show you some "bad" cards, do you know what "bad" cards are?? *audience mumbles no* ......Pokéball, Pokédex, Pokéflute, and just about every other trainer with the "Poké" at the front. Well those cards are trainers! I'm not here to talk about trainers! I'm here to talk about Pokémon! *audince member throws a rock at yells, "you stink Ketchum!"*

2 Hours Later...

Well guys I'm back from the hospital and I'm feeling pretty fine....whew. Well anyways, I'm gonna tell you about some cards that you guys call "bad" when I think they pretty much rock. Well.... lets take a look *turns on a projector*

As you can see this is a Wartortle, the Wartortle is a very good card in my opinion, its like a.... bad Hitmonchan. Lets compare him:

HP: Same  Evolution:Hitmonchan is Basic Retreat:Wartortle Attacks:Hitmonchan*

Now Wartortle's Bite is much much better than Hitmonchan's Special Punch. One thing I like about it is: It can be powered up on turn 2 (like Movie Mewtwo) ready to do a nice solid 40 damage, the best part, there are no Pokemon that are resistant against Water. I'm not telling you guys out there to replace your Hitmonchans with Squirtles and Wartortles I'm just saying you should try using some sort of mutant Turbo-Tortle deck and see if you get good results if you didn't battle a complete retard.

Next is: Persian! Why did Pojo give it such a horrible rating? Probably because it evolves from a horrible basic Pokemon. All of them stink except the GB Meowth, but I think its worth it, Persian has a free retreat, its Pounce can take off 30 and includes this "defender" effect, its better than Scyther's Slash but Scyther's slash can take off up to 60 so, Persian also has 70 HP which isn't that bad, Persian can make a nice Anti-Sponge deck since Movie Mewtwo can't even touch it.

Now we have one of my favorite uncommon cards... Seaking! The "horrible" water Pokemon. The only thing I hate about it is having to evolve from Goldeen, but Goldeen isn't THAT bad because it has a free retreat cost at least. I made this pretty good Turbo-Seaking deck that wasn't that bad, it could to 40 damage total in turn 2, Seaking's attack can take off 30 with one Colored and Non-Colored. In a Mono-Water deck, it could be a Scyther...in a way..

Now we have...Dark Muk. Most of us know he is good, but what I like about him is his interesting attack, "Sludge Punch", Ivysaur can take off 20 with Auto-Poison for 3 Grass. But Dark Muk only needs 2 Grass.... hmm...when I get Poisoned I usually want to retreat right away but it'll be almost impossible! So guys.. get this card!

Well I'm gonna wrap this up, you guys can buy these uncommons in the back, I expect all of you to buy 5 of every card. Thanx for listeni-argh! Hey! Who threw this tomato? Well bye! You can also contact me at Pokemon_Trainer_Jason@hotmail.com or pokemon_trainer_jason@yahoo.com Bye! *falls down while trying to get off* @#$!!

Yo guys, how much money did we make selling those uncommons?

Alfred: Uh... 50 cents Mr.Ketchum, someone dropped it on the floor.

............... Jason Ketchum the Only Sane Ketchum Family Member =)

Alfred: Who are you talking to and why are you smiling?