GEOFF : "Hello. Me and my new buddy
Alakazam"
ALAKAZAM : "Hello."
GEOFF : "are here to do justice to an article by a Dragonfire5. Please if
you've read his article, email him and back me up."
ALAKAZAM : "Please!!!! Please!!!! Please!!! Plea-"
**Geoff kicks Alakazam in head**
GEOFF : "Ahem. Dragonfire, please, stop smoking what you were smoking at
the time you write this article, and listen up."
ALAKAZAM : "Please. Don't give the little kids bad ideas. Look what happens
when you use drugs - you begin to act like HIM (everyone screams)"
GEOFF : "Eh? Did you say something?"
ALAKAZAM : "Umm.. no... (tries to act normal)"
GEOFF : "Oookay. Yeah. Anyway, Scyther does NOT stink. It only
"stinks" to an ill-informed "he does 100 damage he must be
good" 6 year old. Which I am assuming you aren't."
ALAKAZAM : "I'm assuming you have the mental capacity of one after reading
this."
GEOFF : "Right. Let's begin. I'm not just "a stupid follower that you
just believe Scyther's good". I know he's good because I PLAY HIM. I don't
care if he can do 60 damage on turn 2. And besides, if you play a SMART deck, he
will have 4 DCE and enough Grass Energy to do just that."
ALAKAZAM : "Underline SMART."
GEOFF : "Ahem. Anyway, let's review why I would rather use Scyther then a
Colorless Pokemon. Hmm... Colorless Pokemon generally have a weakness to
Fighting. Hmm. You'd get eaten alive by the ever-popular Haymakers. And if you
used Farfetch'd (who has 2 less HP than Scyther), you'd resist the Hitmonchans
of the world, but you'd get burnt to a fine Farfetch'd crisp by the even more
popular Electabuzz. But, hmm, Scyther has a Resistance to Fighting and a
Weakness to Fire. Fire is played, but not very heavily."
ALAKAZAM : "Except for you of course."
GEOFF : "Charmeleon has a Weakness to Water and no Resistance. I wonder if
you've ever heard of a RAINDANCE. Gee, I can begin to see why you just kick butt
with your Charmeleon. Okay. Let's see. Scyther is a Basic. Charmeleon is a Stage
1. You can get Scyther out a lot quicker,"
ALAKAZAM : "A LOT quicker."
GEOFF : "Ahem. As I said, a lot quicker, do quick damage, and retreat
quickly before you get killed. Of COURSE Charmeleon has 10 more HP, he's a Stage
1. Okay. Here's a quote from your article : "And if you happen to get a
charmander, an energy, a DCE, and a Charmeleon (Which you think will
happen every time) He'll do 40 on turn two without colored energy!". That
makes no sense whatsoever.
ALAKAZAM : "It boggles even my IQ of 1000."
GEOFF : "Wow. Oh, and that hand is very unlikely. You're more likely to get
a Scyther, a Grass Energy, and a DCE in the same hand than what you said."
ALAKAZAM : "ALRIGHT EVERYONE, GRAP YOUR HIGHLIGHTERS AND HIGHLIGHT "if
you HAPPEN to get a..."."
GEOFF : "Hmm, you seem to be one of those ill-informed "he does 100
damage he must be good" because you use Charizard. Hmm. How more clear can
I be?? Try actually USING Scyther for once. Gosh. And please, go take a week and
read every article in the Pojo archives so next time you write an article you
won't sound like a total IDIOT. Also try USING the cards before you write an
article on it. In conclusion, Scyther wins by 2 miles."
ALAKAZAM : "And you know what? Magikrap could beat Charmeleon with the
correct use of trainers and above all INTELLIGENCE (although that is highly
unlikely, it IS more likely than Magikrap beating a Scyther. )."
GEOFF : "And next time, PLEASE actually make your article look nice. A
disorderly article goes right along with your ill-informed opinions."
ALAKAZAM : "I can see why you called yourself Dragonfire5. You love
Charizard and put 5 in your deck."
** begins to roll on floor in laughter **
GEOFF : "Uhhh... I think he's smarter than that, but then I don't
know..."
GEOFF : "Anyway, this is Geoff and Alakazam signing out!!"
ALAKAZAM : "Goodbye!!!!"
**Alakazam teleports both away**
- Geoff
Oddish35@Hotmail.com
- aLaKaZaM
"Look! My name has 4 a's! Cool looking, isn't it!!"